i cant ride public transportation no more man ive become too bougie...i remember one day i was on the trolley and shit fool cut the worst fart i have ever smelled right next to me...to the point where it stank up the whole section... thought to myself lek man..i cant do this anymore....for real....no more.....another one before that was when this homeless guy got on the bus and him , his hair AND his clothes were molding..they had to stop the trolley and get him off...then there was the raiders and chargers game..i was coming home and the fucking doors broke to the trolley and no one could get out....and we were there for 3 hours..and then there was the time when i got stuck in the middle of san fran's gay parade trying to get to work..and then there was the hundreds of times a bus driver has passed me up, or acted like he couldnt squeeze on some extra people...then theres the rock throwings...the 2:15-3:30 school let out time..loud black girls.....crackheads that arent entertaining..knife fights, .undercover cops, security, people starting shit making you late, broken down buses, ive fell asleep on a bus that fucking caught fire in the back and i woke up before that shit really went in flames, i dont have time to be stuck in the groin of human traffic flow, fuck you, im in my car, where it dosent smell like someone elses fucking sweaty ass diseased nuts, influenza inside of flem, gum underneath seats and unwashed asshole on top of 20,000 people a month's dirt settlng aroudn the circumference.
that shit is lke a porn stores video room, except it takes you places.
you wont catch me on a bus again. i used to swear by that shit. but you cant get me drunk enough to tell me i cant drive. i can drive with one eye in my car better than a fucking muni driver with a bus. test me.
that shit is lke a porn stores video room, except it takes you places.
you wont catch me on a bus again. i used to swear by that shit. but you cant get me drunk enough to tell me i cant drive. i can drive with one eye in my car better than a fucking muni driver with a bus. test me.