Which parts of the human body could you design better?

  • Wanna Join? New users you can now register lightning fast using your Facebook or Twitter accounts.

ThaG

Sicc OG
Jun 30, 2005
9,597
1,687
113
#1
http://scienceblogs.com/denialism/2007/11/ask_a_scienceblogger_which_par.php

The question this month is "Which parts of the human body could you design better?"

This is a great question, because a lot of aspects of the human body represent, what worked well enough for survival, not necessarily what works best. Therefore the engineering ends up being rather ramshackle, and convoluted, and sometimes, downright terrible.

For instance, who can look at this image - an anatomical model of human pregnancy at term, and not think this is really, really stupid engineering.



The very first thing I would change would be the female reproductive system. Ideally reproductive systems and waste removal equipment shouldn't share space or have a such proximity to each other increasing risk of infection. The pelvis could do with some widening so women could actually deliver kids without killing themselves a significant portion of the time. Further, pregnancy in humans results in a fetus sitting on the bladder and colon for several months (and vaginal delivery acutely injures these muscles), as a result, post-partum many women have difficulty with urinary incontinence, and with age and with more kids the greater the risk of incontinence (this can not be prevented by c-section - so the damage is likely from positioning of the fetus on top of the bladder rather than acute trauma during birth). This unfortunate arrangement of the uterus appears to be a result of the change from walking on all fours to walking upright, the fetus, which would ordinarily sit mostly on the wall of the abdomen, ends up sitting directly on internal organs.

I'm sure women would like an alternative to monthly period as well. Overall though, the female reproductive system is terrible, involving significant risks of morbidity and mortality with each pregnancy. One of the great benefits of medicine has been the drastic reduction in infant and maternal mortality with labor and delivery - but it would be nice if the system were engineered correctly in the first place.

Much more below the fold...

The second thing I'd fix is several aspects of male reproduction. First, the prostate is a ridiculous organ, with a minimally-important function (secretion of prostatic fluid increases survival of sperm by a fraction), and a high propensity for developing cancer - I'd get rid of it altogether. The problem is that it's a gland wrapped around a tube, and as you age it hypertrophies and prevents easy urination.



This is no longer a valuable contribution to our survival and reproductive efficacy, and I think most men would agree, we'd be happy with 1% less sperm in exchange for not having to pee in Morse code for the last 30 years of our lives. Alternatively, if it were just a gland in proximity to the urethra, rather than encircling it, we could enjoy its few benefits without having to suffer the side-effects (aside from inevitable prostate cancer). Also, in the image above, note the pathway of the vas deferens from the testicle to the prostate gland. This represents the pathway the testes take during development, which weakens the wall of the abdomen, leading to herniations as bowel can get stuck directly in the hole the vas deferens makes in the abdomen, or indirectly where the wall is weakened. The testes are also vulnerable, it's unfortunate we have such delicate organs being kept in such an unprotected position - another consequence of bipedal motion.

The third thing I'd fix would be human aggression. There are socially maladaptive behaviors that were evolutionarily useful but now, not so much. Aggression, jealousy, selfishness. Mostly a problem of men, we are too violent and prone to rage.

Fourth, what ultimately kills is usually vascular disease. Atherosclerosis, which is what causes heart attacks, is actually a healing response gone awry. Here's how it works.



As you age, lipids deposit in the walls of your arteries. This causes inflammation, white cells invade and try to digest the lipids, but this is ineffective and eventually a lesion forms that's a mixture of lipids and white cells, and your body's response is to just cover it all up with smooth muscle. This is called vascular remodeling, and it's a modification of the normal healing process in blood vessels. You die when that nice layer of smooth muscle, that is covering up the inflammatory mess and necrotic tissue, fails or dies off. The inflammatory mess is suddenly re-exposed the bloodstream, platelets aggregate forming a clot, and all of a sudden a big chunk of your heart or brain no longer receives blood. This is the current model of myocardial infarction. The design flaw could be considered either the lipid deposition and inflammatory response, or the tendency of the recovery process to fail - the so-called "unstable" plaques that fail to hide the inflammatory mess from the bloodstream. Evolutionarily, this was a non-problem. Heart attacks kill you long after you've reproduced, so there isn't a great need for this system to work perfectly. However, I think most of us would like to see an improvement so we can live long healthy lives. Similarly vessels that lose their plasticity with age, or arteriosclerosis, as well as a tendency towards higher blood pressure to compensate, could be improved thus preventing stroke.

Lastly I have a laundry-list of flaws in the design of various systems throughout the body. For instance:

The pancreas is a completely crummy organ, without a stem cell population to help regenerate it after being damaged, that eventually craps out in nearly every human with age. I would give the pancreas a stem cell population that renews the beta cells which are responsible for insulin production, and the whole insulin system could stand to be improved to prevent insulin insensitivity with age.

The combined openings for eating and breathing creates problems, with choking/aspiration risk. When you swallow, the trachea is blocked by the epiglottis:



That small fold of cartilage is all that keeps food from going down the wrong pipe. As with most systems in the body of combined function, I think this is non-ideal. Separation of function would decrease risk, but then we couldn't use the tongue and lips for vocalization. So I don't have a simple solution, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.

A better system for bile storage, possibly signals to release it directly from the liver rather than making bile constantly and storing it in the gall-baldder, which allows stones to form and risks of things like cholecystitis and pancreatitis.

The sinuses are another atavistic feature. Our skull has many holes in it, which people who get sinus infections agree, are a giant inconvenience. Worse, the maxillary sinuses - which many people get infections in, drain upwards!



Do you see where the hole is? Isn't that idiotic?
This is another consequence of holding our heads upright, the hole in the sinus is no longer in a position which facilitates easy draining of mucus, as a result, infections are common.

It's unfortunate we can't digest cellulose, like some organisms. That would greatly expand our diet and make vegetarianism more efficient.

Wisdom teeth are atavistic and worthless, causing pain. Or alternatively, our jaw is too small. Our teeth are also relatively weak and poorly oriented in many people, probably as a result of cooking food for thousands of years has put less emphasis of quality of dentition on survival.

Portosystemic anastomoses - at the stomach and anus, result in problems such as hemorrhoids and esophageal varices, which can be uncomfortable and deadly respectively.

The spine and pelvis modification that has allowed us to walk upright puts excessive force on the lumbar vertebrae- causing back problems.

Finally, we are unable to heal from amputations like some organisms. I want some salamander genes to regrow my limbs if they get cut off!

Of course I'd love to hear what other people think would be good to change. These are the main issues that I can think of that generate clinical problems in a great number of people.
 
Nov 17, 2002
2,627
99
48
42
www.facebook.com
#4
Here's what many don't understand. The universe doesn't reflect God's perfection because God has no vested interest in anything created. The universe is perfectly reflecting the desires of conditioned souls. Therefore if there are problems with the human body, that is because our desires are imperfect.

Also, survival is all we need. Making the body better is simply an unnecessary distraction.
 
May 9, 2002
37,066
16,282
113
#6
Some of those changes seem logical, but becuase they arent the standard, what it would like for a woman to carry a baby in her back and have hips that are wider than her body? Who the FUCK would wanna even GET her pregnant?

Cmon now.
 
Mar 4, 2007
2,678
5
0
#10
i would change our feet, for sure...i'm not sure how i would wanna design it, but for real, we do NOT have enough support for our bodies, and thats the number one causer for back pain

i would also change kneecaps because they wear down easily, and don't nearly have enough support for how often and how rigorously they are used for daily activity..

but other than that, i agree with the female reproductive system needing an update, and a couple others that ThaG pointed out
 
May 13, 2002
49,944
47,801
113
44
Seattle
www.socialistworld.net
#12
WOW this is beyond retarded
Why is it beyond retarded??

One of the readers commented:

This seems to me to be just yet another reason why Evolutionary thinking is better than Creationistic thinking. A Creationist would respond to the same question (IMHO) "Nothing, God designed the body perfectly, everything is great, yada yada." Thinking from a standpoint of "The body is just what worked well enough to survive, not what was specifically designed by someone." Gives us the ability to answer this question honestly, and potentially find ways to make things better. Can we completely redesign the reproductive system? Probably not. Can we use this thinking as an impetus to realize that we can make it better, I think so.
 
Mar 12, 2005
8,118
17
0
36
#15
@Iaoish, I wonder sometimes why God made Englishmen with Ugly Bunny Rabbit Teeth, then You came and Posted on here and there it was the revelation on Why God created Ugly teeth for you folks.
 

ThaG

Sicc OG
Jun 30, 2005
9,597
1,687
113
#19
If God is a being who is independent and eternally self-fulfilled or self-satisfied, then God has no interest in created things.
Since we are "created", then God has no interest in us according to you. Why should we pray to him then???