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Fucky McFuckerson

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MeloTrauma has been making threads like this for years but you wouldnt know that. His threads about anus and shrimp dick are more entertaining then yours. And how am I going to be mad about being late on a word Ive never said in my life?
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Man, no need to explain anything to the young'ns, my friend....they will never understand.
 
Don Hollywood Godzilla

Don Hollywood Godzilla

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Nuttkase said:
I work at a movie theater and we had a guy one time who farted non stop for like 15 minutes I guess and cleared out 3/4's of a sold out movie. That's about 240 people because it was in one of our big theaters and the theater is huge and he cleared them out from front to back. We had to ask him to leave and he started yelling some shit about the steak and eggs at Denny's. It's one of the weirdest things I have ever seen.
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LOL! this story is fuckin excellent
 
Bubble Hash

Bubble Hash

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I still think you should get tested for worms. Either that or put some duct tape over your ass hole when you sleep and peel it off when you wake up. If there's lil squirming shit stuck to the tape you should hit up the vet.
 
Defy

Defy

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Nuttkase said:
I work at a movie theater and we had a guy one time who farted non stop for like 15 minutes I guess and cleared out 3/4's of a sold out movie. That's about 240 people because it was in one of our big theaters and the theater is huge and he cleared them out from front to back. We had to ask him to leave and he started yelling some shit about the steak and eggs at Denny's. It's one of the weirdest things I have ever seen.
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heh....I have many-a-theater stories from working at a movie theater for almost 5 years....lets see, I do have one that involves asses AND clearing out the theater!

I was working in the projection booth and it was the end of the night, I just started the last movie, so it was time to go smoke then fuck around in the concession stand...well as I go downstairs I get to the customer service desk and hella people are coming out from one of the theaters saying there's some crazy guy in there talking about "if you want to live, then leave" the movie kinda just started. so building security tries to get the guy to leave and he refuses, so they end up calling San Francisco's "finest" :rolleyes: about 4-8 cops show up and go over to the theater....less than 5 minutes later the building security guy comes running out screaming "they're shooting they're shooting!" everyone runs into the kitchen (along with some random ass fat woman, I guess she was a customer and saw her opportunity to make it to the promise land) after a while the cops inform us that this is now a crime scene and we gotta stop all the other movies and kick everyone out of the theaters....turns out the guy was "crazy and suicidal" and tried to attack the officers with a pocket knife attached to his keychain, so they open fire on him. 2 officers were wounded, one had a cut AND THE OTHER GOT SHOT IN HIS ASS BY ANOTHER OFFICER!

lol, and when I went home to watch the news they had the reporter standing outside as the movie titles are scrolling across the led sign...the first movie that scrolled is "whats the worst that could happen?" and she starts her story "A man is shot & killed by police in a movie theater" hella ironic.
 
VSTXDJ

VSTXDJ

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Defy said:
heh....I have many-a-theater stories from working at a movie theater for almost 5 years....lets see, I do have one that involves asses AND clearing out the theater!

I was working in the projection booth and it was the end of the night, I just started the last movie, so it was time to go smoke then fuck around in the concession stand...well as I go downstairs I get to the customer service desk and hella people are coming out from one of the theaters saying there's some crazy guy in there talking about "if you want to live, then leave" the movie kinda just started. so building security tries to get the guy to leave and he refuses, so they end up calling San Francisco's "finest" :rolleyes: about 4-8 cops show up and go over to the theater....less than 5 minutes later the building security guy comes running out screaming "they're shooting they're shooting!" everyone runs into the kitchen (along with some random ass fat woman, I guess she was a customer and saw her opportunity to make it to the promise land) after a while the cops inform us that this is now a crime scene and we gotta stop all the other movies and kick everyone out of the theaters....turns out the guy was "crazy and suicidal" and tried to attack the officers with a pocket knife attached to his keychain, so they open fire on him. 2 officers were wounded, one had a cut AND THE OTHER GOT SHOT IN HIS ASS BY ANOTHER OFFICER!

lol, and when I went home to watch the news they had the reporter standing outside as the movie titles are scrolling across the led sign...the first movie that scrolled is "whats the worst that could happen?" and she starts her story "A man is shot & killed by police in a movie theater" hella ironic.
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i KNEW THAT CAT MAN HE WAS WITH HIS GIRL, HE WAS MESSED UP IN HIS HEAD BUT HE DIDNT ATTACK THE COPS HE JUST PULLED OUT THE POCKET KNIFE AND STARTED WAVING IT IN THE AIR. THE COPS WERE HELLA FAR FROM HIM AND THEY JSUT STARTED FIRING. IT WAS AT THE METREON
 
Defy

Defy

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VSTXDJ said:
i KNEW THAT CAT MAN HE WAS WITH HIS GIRL, HE WAS MESSED UP IN HIS HEAD BUT HE DIDNT ATTACK THE COPS HE JUST PULLED OUT THE POCKET KNIFE AND STARTED WAVING IT IN THE AIR. THE COPS WERE HELLA FAR FROM HIM AND THEY JSUT STARTED FIRING. IT WAS AT THE METREON
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yeah, him and his girl were the only ones left in the theater. I knew that their stories were probably twisted to protect the cops, but yeah, the dumb ass cops let off hella rounds.....one even penetrated thru to the next theater (it was in 14 and went thru to 15). luckily that theater let out a couple minutes before it all went down, but the round went thru to the isle where people exit. :ermm: fuck sfpd
 
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