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Dec 25, 2003
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I want people to laugh at my funeral. I'm gonna have it catered with Subway, and filled with humorous jokes.

This is something I've come very close to dealing with multiple times, and may soon again, so I'm all thought out on it.

I want my kinfolk and family to be taken care, (which they will), and I want people to know that I'm not suffering or going through it.
 
Dec 25, 2003
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backwood_burna_ said:
i feel sorry for you folks with no faith. if you think that his life is bad, difficult or whatever it doesnt compare to hell. atleast on earth there is a presence of God, there is no presence whatsoever in hell. and this life, as far as time goes, is similar to a drop of water in the ocean compared to eternity.
If this is true then what are we? Large personal oceans?

People have been living and dying for ages, and I dont see why Theists always make out the earth to be some meaningless rock while someone's soul, part of the googleplex souls who have came and went before them is that much greater.
 
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STOCKTON said:
IMHO, If many of the Siccness people don't Repent, many on here will go to Hell. I see a few that will go to heaven.


IMHO you can enjoy the sweat off my balls as they slap against your forehead christian boy. Who the fuck cares if you think they are goin to heaven or not. Your opinion dont mean shit.
 
Aug 19, 2006
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WHERE IS NOWHERE,AND WHAT IS NOTHING.I CAN IMAGINE WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE BELIEVE IN NOTHING.AND YOU JUST KNOW THAT YOU'RE GOING NOWHERE RIGHT.FUCK CAN I JOIN NOTHING NOWHERE.EVERYBODY BELIEVES IN SOMETHING SOMEWHERE. AT LEAST THEY EXIST BEYOND JUST WORDS UNLIKE "NOTHING,NOWHERE".
 
Feb 5, 2006
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I HAVENT BEEN TO CHURCH OR PRAYED IN YEARS. EVERYTIME I DID PRAY, IT MADE NO DIFFERENCE. IM STUCK IN THE MIDDLE, ITS LIKE I WANNA HAVE FAITH IN SOMETHING BUT AT THE SAME TIME IT'S LIKE, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NIGGA AT WHEN U NEED HIM. I DO THOUGH BELIEVE IN SPIRITS. YALL PROLLY THINK IM BULLSHITTIN BUT I ENCOUNTERED SOMETHIN OUT OF THE ORDINARY THAT MADE ME CRY. I WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I COULD SEE THIS SHADOW. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, IT WAS PUSHING ME DOWN. I WAS LAYIN ON MY STOMACH. WHATEVER WAS PUSHING ME DOWN WAS EXTREMELY STRONG, I WANTED TO SCREAM BUT NO SOUND COULD COME OUT OF MY MOUTH. I STARTED TEARING AND SHIT. I KNOW I WASNT HAVING A NIGHTMARE CUZ I STAYED AWAKE AND WOKE UP ALL MY FAMILY. I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT SHIT
 
Dec 21, 2005
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all i know is there better b somethin after life kuz this life is fucked up and if we jus die and thats it dat would b some bullshit
 
Dec 21, 2005
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707REPRESENTA said:
NOTHIN HAPPENS, YOUR GONE.
when u get closer n closer 2 dyin ure bouta hope somethin happens kus i know u dont wanna just not exist think about it ure just gone no thoughts no nothing just gone

and where the fuck did life come from in the first place
 

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bright light, loss of outside hearin and vision (voices could be in yourhead, but you dont hear 'out' things can be seen, but not with eyes unless possibly, the eyes are left open?) a 'voyage' of some sort that basically reflects on a number of things (im not religious but i have my reasons for feeling this way), rebirth, which would probably be the act of your soul bieng free from your body or whatever.

as far as rebirth/reincarnation...

i would more than likely, have no recollection of such a thing happening and if it did happen before, the only clue to that would be things like deja vu, and dreams in general.

i obviously cant explain the whole mechanics of death nor prove it, so please dont argue with me.

i dont think heaven or hell exists in the afterlife, i think its a metaphor for life itself, or possibly that going to hell could mean the next lifes gonna suck on some karmatic shit...but wtf do i really know.
 
Aug 11, 2003
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707REPRESENTA said:
I HAVENT BEEN TO CHURCH OR PRAYED IN YEARS. EVERYTIME I DID PRAY, IT MADE NO DIFFERENCE. IM STUCK IN THE MIDDLE, ITS LIKE I WANNA HAVE FAITH IN SOMETHING BUT AT THE SAME TIME IT'S LIKE, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE NIGGA AT WHEN U NEED HIM.

I feel ya on this righ there.. No matter how much i want to belive.. Nothing ever happens.. everything can be explained and God is always a No show In any way.. If he wants people to have faith in him.. I need more then a bunch of white people telling me some fucker died on a cross for the sin is didnt even commit.
yeah my mom belives in god and is sad i don't, but where the fuck has all the faith got her? I can tell you.. Nowhere.. Its sad.. but she fell to Drugs just like everybody else Moms i grew up with.. Where was god when she was parying to help her? where was god when i was Younger Asking him why shit was so fucked up? where was god when shti happen to my sister? or my brother? He wasnt anywhere to be found.

they all sloved there problems by Dealing with it themselfs.. and god seem to just prolong the fixing.. Spent to much time asking god for anwsers and ways out to see it for them selfs. They give creitd to god for everything


Faith is fine.. If thats what you need to keep going in life... but to me its bullshti.. Its alot eaiser to believe in "Nothing" or "nowhere" Then some place that If Do good or bad and I go there..

the bible......Its like one big ass story that they tell to kids.. but its got somthing to do with god.. so it has to be ture WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD? slap Doctor suse and some ryhmes in there and a few dragons .. man you got a classic Kids book or somthing Nerdy teens who like Confuesing novles and shit


Sorry to rant on like that.. but Fuck faith pisses me off that so many JUST KNOW THEY ARE RIGHT WITH NO FUCKING PROOF Or real Reason then reading a book. I don't give a fuck From where i stand.. I have never Even thought an act was by god so i cant belive


Life is life you live and then die.. Stop trying to make it more then it is
 
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707REPRESENTA said:
I DO THOUGH BELIEVE IN SPIRITS. YALL PROLLY THINK IM BULLSHITTIN BUT I ENCOUNTERED SOMETHIN OUT OF THE ORDINARY THAT MADE ME CRY. I WOKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I COULD SEE THIS SHADOW. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN, IT WAS PUSHING ME DOWN. I WAS LAYIN ON MY STOMACH. WHATEVER WAS PUSHING ME DOWN WAS EXTREMELY STRONG, I WANTED TO SCREAM BUT NO SOUND COULD COME OUT OF MY MOUTH. I STARTED TEARING AND SHIT. I KNOW I WASNT HAVING A NIGHTMARE CUZ I STAYED AWAKE AND WOKE UP ALL MY FAMILY. I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT SHIT
Did you anus Hurt when you woke up? someone could have sliped somthing into your drink

naa Im jk
 
Aug 11, 2003
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Cant ever Spit my feels on god.. to my homies.. cuz they "Belive" atlest most of em do.. and they think im Crazy for not beliveing ....


BUT HOW THE FUCK AM I CRAZY FOR NOT BELIVEING IN SOMTHING I HAVNT SEEN?


i HAVE READ A BOOK ON ALEINS soo they must be real also right?

FUCK people FUCK EM hard
 

tweeze

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LIQUR STORES ALL OVER THE OAKLAND AREA WILL MOURN THE FUCK OUT OF TWEEZE


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P.S. LEAVE ME SOME WHARE IN THE CUTZ OF EAST 27TH I WILL BEE COO THURR

IF NOT ROLLING HILLS WITH EVERYBODY AND THEY MOMMA
 
Nov 23, 2006
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yall might think im crazy but this i why i have faith in god and heaven...i used to be like fuck chrisianity god dont ever do shit for me...while i was in church things were said that applied directly to my life....i was still like this is coincidence...then god started talkin to me...like shit i would never think of or things that would go against what i wanted to do...when i would follow what would be said to me i would do good....things would be cool in my life...but if i didnt listen which is most of the time my life would be fucked up...think about it why would god be helpin me if im goin against what he said to me...but sometimes even when i am dead wrong or do somethin stupid and i shoulda got caught or should been in jail he gives me second, third fourth fifth etc. chances...becuase i got a relationship with him...i kno its sounds crazy to say god can actually talk to you...trust me i used to be like i dont hear him so fuck him he aint talkin to me...until i made an effort to have a relationship....so basically the people who got faith have it cuz of that relationship with god not because of what some book says...

and on the bible thing...even i question the bible thing... like some english niggaz wrote this shit??...so how i kno they aint change shit...but i do know that have some things in the bible that have helped me greatly...and its not just stories like yall think...most of the new testament talks about how to be a better christian...even tho most of the stories have meaning behind the mas well

say im crazy or whatever but thats my feelings...and im far from a goody 2 shoes...shit i just came down from being high right now...but god still loves me and my sins will be forgiven if i repent
 
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Real Talk
on everybody,
ya'll make good ass points
i dont neccessarilly belive in religon and what it teachs
b'cause whose who teach it dont always belive it
i know that i must live my life "right" wut ever that may be
i dont ever ask god for anything nowadays
it seems like we have parted ways
i belive in my mom and what she says,
when i do wrong i dont feel bad because i have offended god or sined
i feel bad or i "repent" because i let her down
and her opinon of me is the only one that truely matters
no matter wut people say no matter wut people teach
it means absoluty nothing
these are all opinoins

on the religion topic
i think that as we age we lose sight in this "God"
we loose sight b'cause nothing is ever right
but when we reach that "defining point" in ourlives
the one that makes us or breaks us, we look for this god
we ask of him for his forgiveness, we pray constantly to him
we "change our lives for the better" and im cool with that
i just dont like that you say your religous yet you dont live a "Christian" life yet when shit goes wrong
and your days are #ed you become this holy man and your perspective is changed for the time being

death affects us all
i just dont think its neccassry to have people tell you how to live
the right way when you already know how