When people greet you with a “Hi, how are you?”

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KillaKali

KillaKali

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It's always a positive with me. I dont give people nothing I wouldnt want so it's short & simple, but always sincere. Perhaps not always accurate, but that's because I tend to keep my personal business to myself. But to spread the positivity & keep the good vibes, I keep it 100 with everyone. all is good!
 
lopro

lopro

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Apr 7, 2006
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I either say "I'm doing good", "I'm alright", or "Could be better." My good friends don't usually ask that so I don't go much into detail.
 
dali

dali

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Feb 28, 2006
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When i was 12, me and a couple of friends were send to England by our parents to "improve" our English, see London etc. As we arrived at the bus station, where our host- parents were supposed to pick us up, one of my friends was suddenly approached by a neat looking English couple in their 40s, asking him: "How are you, boy?", which he answered with: "Michael Schmitz". This shit cracks me up to this day.
 
killahoe666

killahoe666

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May 3, 2002
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I usually resond with...

Ehhh i'm here

"Good, and you?" and they start responding i'll keep walking as if I never even said anything

"it's friday time to get the fuck outta here"
 
D'struction

D'struction

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Apr 14, 2003
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i switch it up on em.. sometimes its, "alright" but with a pretty happy tone, sometimes its "alright" and i sound like i might murda ya ass. sometimes i just hit em wit the old "just fantastic, thank you kindly"
 
marty50

marty50

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Jul 6, 2008
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Do you answer honestly? Or do you always reply with a positive no matter what? Do you then always follow up by asking them how they are?

i tell em "fuck nice", g-g-g-g- g-unit
 
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hex4dub

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Dec 21, 2006
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Big Rich said:
two ways to handle it.

1 - give the buulshit "good and you?" and have to do this daily with that person.


OR

2 - tell em how you REALLY are doing. "not so good. this morning i got up and threw up a bunch of yellow acidic stomach bile cause im drastically slowing down my opiate use. but then i got on the computer for a while and was looking at porn and jerking off but i kept having to take a diarahea shit and had bubble guts so i stopped and handled the horrible shit i took. the shit was so bad i decided to take a shower and finished jerking off in there. later i got on the computer and saw this kid that wanted people to harass his sister so i took a picture of my asshole and sent it to her. i'm headed over to SF here in a lil bit to pick up some methadone from a buddy that owes me. my only worries are that i dont have to keep getting off BART to take another diarahea shit. how are you doing?"

after that answer i bet the next time you run into them they will act like theyre texting someone or act like theyre busy or some shit.
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wow!!! Big Rich must do got it!!! got my vote for a siccness classic quote!!
 
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