That time of the year again! watched Christmas Vacation afew days ago, never gets old.
Lotta sap in here! Mmmm... Looks great! Little full, lotta sap.
"Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now"
"Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so. "
Clark: Hey, Kids, I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on its way in from New York City.
Eddie: [after a pause] You serious, Clark?
SWAT Commander: That's pretty low, mister! If I had a rubber hose, I would beat you into a...