What's the most number of times you've choked your chicken in a day?

[Zer0.MediA]

Ahahahah... I just read this after I responded to "Kazaa users" with "Pedophiles".

I've clearly fingered myself... (In one way or another)

Peace, dog.

 

[FastLane/S::G]

*notices the correlation between the rise of kazaa users and the death of kittens*

 

[Zer0.MediA]

To be honest, I don't have the time to put my dick down or turn my speakers down to kill kittens...

 

[mustynutz]

man when i first got morpheus and kazaa.....i would stay up till like 4 am jerking , prolly bout a good 4 good nuts

 

[BIG J]

*notices the correlation between the rise of kazaa users and the death of kittens*

LMFAO!!!

 

[Sneak]

One day I think I jacked off like 6 times. I was trying to go for seven and my shit started bleeding. I fucking had a scab on my dick and couldnt jerk for like 1 week..

 

[Zer0.MediA]

originally posted by sneak:
Hi.... I'm "Too much information boy".

 

[Deep Thought]

One day I think I jacked off like 6 times. I was trying to go for seven and my shit started bleeding. I fucking had a scab on my dick and couldnt jerk for like 1 week..

Next time don't use a cheese grater to beat your tool with.

 

[JIM HAT]

I've clearly fingered myself

Now that's just gross.:dead:

 

[5150]

damn yo my nuts is shribled up now