whats safer, house guest banging or your hut fucking?

[fillyacup]

realspits, ive done the maze route home PLENTY times. not only is it good to distract them so they dont know where the house is, but to really think "fuck, do i want to hit this shit and see her in the morning or am i gona wake up regreting it?"

those time i be like, who at your house? take her there and handle. leave at like 3 or 4 saying i got to go to help open the my grandfathers washer or something

 

[MOREBASS]

LOL.

' Aight girl, I got to go help open my grandfathers washer...'

' Huh ? '

* Door closes *

 

[fillyacup]

i swear i used that line and she looked at me half awake like "WTF?!?!?! THIS AINT MAYTAG?!?!?

try it, she half out she wont call an ask cuz she think she tripping and dont want to seem like she wasnt paying attention. IT WORKS

 

[VHK]

This is what I've done.... Knock a fine ass saditty bitch and take her somewhere like a bathroom in a gas station, Nations, shit even the pizza parlor and fuck and get some head. Maybe it's just me but I like to do sleazy shit to pretty hoes it ain't like I'm gone marry the bitch so no need 2 be romantic. I used to take bitches to the dollar movie back in the day at hilltop and get head while watchin the movies and shit but that's just me. I don't know about yall.

 

[fillyacup]

hell ya, knock them pretty ones back to earth

 

[Gas One]

you ever know a dope ass chick with some foul ass breath or somethin

or a pussy that had its own solar system

i remember this one chick asked me in the car with her homegirl and she was serious

'does pussy smell like thai food?'

i think i can end my post there

 

[Dhadnot]

fuck em at they friends house, wink at the friend, then chunk the deuce seriously