what kinda cakes and pies ya'll fuck with????

[BIG O.G. BLACKY]

what kinda cakes and pies ya'll fuck with????

I was kicking it at the crib watching American Pie

and I was at the scene where he fucks the pie and thought
to myself, damn I wonder what that shít feels like, well

I searched my house for a pie but to no avail, however what
I did find was a melon so I thought fuck it... Ill go for it.

What I did was get a knife and cut a hole in the melon however
I didnt go too deep with it, then I stuck my dick in there and
really went to town. It was kinda cold on my dick but it felt
good, I held the melon like I would hold a bitches head and moved
it back and forth in motion with my hips, I came too. My woman said It tasted a little strange afterward but its all good.

 

[rwashing34]

bananna creme pie from marie calendar's

 

[rwashing34]

^ what the fuck?

uhhh a beef pot pie? lol
im over here dreamin bout pies and you totally fucked it up by posting a swanson pot pie

lol

 

[DubbC415]

I was kicking it at the crib watching American Pie

and I was at the scene where he fucks the pie and thought
to myself, damn I wonder what that shít feels like, well

I searched my house for a pie but to no avail, however what
I did find was a melon so I thought fuck it... Ill go for it.

What I did was get a knife and cut a hole in the melon however
I didnt go too deep with it, then I stuck my dick in there and
really went to town. It was kinda cold on my dick but it felt
good, I held the melon like I would hold a bitches head and moved
it back and forth in motion with my hips, I came too. My woman said It tasted a little strange afterward but its all good.

in PE class, when i was a freshman in high school, they had some seniors come and talk to u in the locker room. Well they basically just talked about new ways of jacking off, and i guess this one guy said he broke both his arms after falling off his bike, so what he did was take a baggie, put some lotion in it, heat it up in the microwave, and put it between a couch cushion and fucked it.

 

[Palmer]

FUCK!!! I wish I wouldn't of clicked on this thread now my fat ass side is taking over.

Cake:
Angel Food
Ice Cream Cake with Heath and Butterfinger

Pie:
Pumpkin
Banana Cream Pie
Apple
Dutch Apple

FUCK!!!

 

[Chree]

Like they say, u are what you eat, pokemon loves him some fruitcake

 

[Meta4iCAL]

wow... this thread got weird with the masturbation talk

*slowly backs out of thread*

 

[Kon1]

just got it yesterday, it's a strawberry cheesecake, and there's only 1 slice left rofl.... BOMB!!!!

 

[MOREBASS]

Pumpkin Pie is probably in the top 3 pies mankind has ever known.

 

[Talus]

Your moms Pie while she eat a cake.

 

[LISICKI]

i aint reading thru all this shit but ima post this pic one of yall might get it

 

[Gas One]

lol wtf

 

[BIG REESE LOC1]

I got you GASONE, the Frisco Bean Pies are the BEST, Stockton got some good ones too.

The CHEESECAKE is off the hook, you gotta have it old school style with the sour cream/sugar topping.

Cant forget about one of my favorites, CARROT CAKE....

 

[GHP]

booty cakes and hair pies

 

[DuceTheTruth]

Pecan Pie

Apple Pie

Mock Apple Pie

Lemon cake

Chocolate cake

Bomb!

 

[28g w/o the bag]

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[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

chocolate silk is my other favorite.

wow that shit looks like it's the ultra slap...

peach cobbler, blackberry pie, any sort of berry pies

Ikeda's, this market in Auburn (on the way to Tahoe) has awesome pies

yup, peach cobbler is good. i like almost anything peach flavored...

i fucked an apple pie

you ruined the thread.

Any of you americans ever had a meat pie?

These are the shit. Not a desert pie, but more of a meal.

and you ruined the thread as well...

strawberry shortcake.. that shit is goooood. With a cold ass glass of milk.

cold glasses of milk are immaculate...

I was gonna say Chocolate Cheesecake before i read the thread.

chocolate cheesecake slaps...

 

[AC Transit]

Ikeda's, this market in Auburn (on the way to Tahoe) has awesome pies

Man my folks used to always stop at Ikeda's on the way to and from Tahoe. Shit is pretty good.

I'm all about the ollieberry pie. Used to fade it at Fat Apples, but i need to wait for it to come into season so i can get it at Marie Calenders.

 

[DubbC415]

and u should buy beer at ikedas, they have hella microbrews from all over CA, even carry moylans from my hometown

 

[POLTERGEIST]

moylans is fuckin good.