WHAT KIND OF WEAPONS DO YOU OWN?

[Likwid]

I keep a 6 iron in the car.

 

[SLOWPOKE]

I SHARPEN MY NAILS TO A POINT AND I HAVE A LOT OF "PRISON MOVES" I DO OFFEN,.....SOMETIMES TO PEOPLE NOT LOOKING IN FRONT OF THE STARBUCKS DOWNTOWN (FOR THOSE THAT LIVE IN SKREWATTLE YOU ARE THINKING,...WITCH SB?...THERE'S ONE ON ALMOST EVER BLOCK,.....FOR REAL OUT OF TOWNERS!!!!!!!)

 

[VSTXDJ]

A SLING SHOT
THEM MEXICAN FLIP FLOPS MADE OF TIRE RUBBER
A WET TOWEL
PILLOW CASE STUFFED WITH ROCKS
AND A PIECE OF ROPE

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

what would make it illegal?

my shits an automatic.....

I dont know, that piece just looks fake to me. Like it shoots those little plastic pellets. If someone pulled that on me and I would probably call a bluff, but who knows, at that point I might get sprayed in the chest.

 

[MeloTrauma]

Not too many, but the local gang wanted me to join them because Im pretty good with a bo staff.

 

[KALYN]

I got a sharp pork chop bone.

a number 2 pencil.

... LOL!!


I have one of dem pork chop bones... keep it in my big purse.



And I CANNOT believe I am on the Siccness and NOOOBODY has mentioned their penis..! I mean like WTF??

 

[SLOWPOKE]

^^^^
MINE HAS HEALING POWERS

AND CAN BE USED FOR A SETITIVE

 

[Stealth]

I think SHEA wins with that can of spinach.

I also have a gas mask i forgot to name - probably cuz I took it apart and installed a steam roller to the intake. It works better that way

 

[WiCkEd]

I OWN A COUPLE OF STRAPS,,,

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

a nasty ass louieville slugger. still got glass shards in it and bloodstains too.

 

[Gringo Starr]

My buttocks...

 

[mustynutz]

i keepa super soaker 4,000 filled with piss, excrement and other random bodily fluids and a mix of bleach and sulfuric acid

i am trained in the 9 deadly arts of the Dragon Style Pen Spinning technique, side trained on Pencil n Paperclip Nunchucks and the Flying Stapler Technique...

 

[Cheaptimes]

who needs weapons
I roll around with my own death squad. rollin 12 deep and im the thirteenth appostle

 

[MooseRLP]

Springfield XD-9 Carry with me 24/7

Taurus 24/7 .40 Cal. In my Truck

Taurus .357 Revolver For in Home Use

Lets just say anyone breaks in they will wish they never have!!

 

[SLOWPOKE]

YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAA

MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN?

 

[BaneTheTerrible]

I have a mexican nugget sharpened to a fine point attached to a double ended wand of pleasure and i have two 9 sided dice attached to a string so i can throw it at your legs and make you fall down.

 

[SLOWPOKE]

man,..... USE A RUBBER!!!!!!!! ^^^^