What if you got the finest girl you ever pulled into your bed...

[mustynutz]

^^ yes she does.....

 

[aridan3at]

I jus straight up tell her to shave or ill shave for her. Shit I hate to see that shit.

 

[Dana Dane]

Havin a man shave you is highly erotic.

 

[mustynutz]

im glad you enjoyed it....but that was 6 months ago and you still say those bumps are from razor burn..?


i've always wanted to shave a woman, just for the hell of it......then again i always wanted to try heroin, doesnt mean i'll ever really do it...

and i'd never let another woman shave me...fuck that...

 

[KALYN]

Shit....I keep my shit fried, died and laid to the side!

...since we're on the subject Dana... you ever get that Brazillian done...?

I was down... til I found out you gotta grow the shit out for several WEEKS... I cant do it maaaan..... lol...

 

[Dana Dane]

Nah, I can't let it grow out for that long either...there are certain things the hubby won't do if I have a big bush, and I can't sacrifice that!!! Even for a few weeks......

 

[MeloTrauma]

I love the way you women succumb to the power of dick. I bet if you had a thicket down there, he'd eventually get around to stickin his rod in it. Just get the Brazilian, and post the pics already.

 

[mustynutz]

sounds like that broad would need a brazilian, 2 hondurans, a argentinian deluxe treatment....

yeah ladies, stubbles aint cute and are the best way to deter a man from takin a vacation down south....you ever see dudes walkin around with what looks like a rash on they forehead...you know what they was doin the night before...and it was inbetween shaves...

ahhh a nice soft freshly shaved na-na smellin like someof that victorias secret lotions (love spell or pure seduction)...mmmmhhhmmmm.....yeah you gonna need a lot of water,vitamins,a back brace and possible medical attention when im done...

 

[polyray]

this dude i know told me that he got with this chick who had like 2 inches of growth down there. he said that he told the girl he'd eat her out since she'd never been eaten before. said he saw how much hair there was and purposely got gum stuck in it so she'd shave it off. fucked up, but u gotta do what u gotta do.

LMAO

 

[CannibalCrow]

I've always been of the mind to expect from my man what he would expect of me. If he wants it 100% shaved, he shaves himself down there 100%. That way he can be more understanding to the effort and annoyance it can cause.

 

[KALYN]

Nah, I can't let it grow out for that long either...there are certain things the hubby won't do if I have a big bush, and I can't sacrifice that!!! Even for a few weeks......

... lol @ sacrifice...

 

[mustynutz]

yeah i can understand crows point of view....but if it came down to me shaving my nutz i'd have to pass..and just deal with the bush....

 

[KALYN]

yeah i can understand crows point of view....but if it came down to me shaving my nutz i'd have to pass..and just deal with the bush....

... let you tell it.

Dont let the man fool you.... he's shaved- its one of my requirements....

 

[mustynutz]

guess the cats out the bag....

 

[Mr. Illmannered]

Old box of crayons had me fuckin dying.

And Jae Ill's sig always makes me fuckin laugh. I was crying looking at that one day, too fuckin funny

 

[Mr. Illmannered]

Oh yeah, my nuts are bald as a fuckin eagle. I get into some freaky shit, if your woman is bald and youre jackhammering away with a pile of wire like stink hair, it doesnt feel the same as a nice set of beautiful bald bouncing balls. Dont knock it before you try it.

 

[mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY]

I've always been of the mind to expect from my man what he would expect of me. If he wants it 100% shaved, he shaves himself down there 100%. That way he can be more understanding to the effort and annoyance it can cause.

that way you can do deep throat without sneezing right? :devious:

 

[Dana Dane]

Oh yeah, my nuts are bald as a fuckin eagle. I get into some freaky shit, if your woman is bald and youre jackhammering away with a pile of wire like stink hair, it doesnt feel the same as a nice set of beautiful bald bouncing balls. Dont knock it before you try it.

Dear God,

why did you let me picture this in my head? I may never sleep again.

Regretfully,

Dana

 

[KALYN]

Dear God,

why did you let me picture this in my head? I may never sleep again.

Regretfully,

Dana

Damn you Dana..!! I just about spit out my ice water..!

... lol.. and yeah... the visual was too much... :x

 

[MeloTrauma]

No way. Im never letting a blade get that close to my wiener. Theres like, too many veins and stuff right there. And with my little vienna sausage, all it will take is one slip of the razor to Lorena Bobbit myself.