What have you heard/done recently that made you feel old?

[LiterACola]

every morning i feel old because i'm old and my job is physical and i'm much fatter than i used to be. also, my buddy was over last night and his kid starts high school on monday. that was fucked too

 

[WXS STOMP3R]

TRY HAVING A KID THATS A SOPHOMORE IN HIGH SCHOOL ALREADY...

I HAD HIM WHEN I WAS YOUNG...BUT STILL...

IM LIKE THE YOUNGSET PARENT TOO...MOST THE OTHER PARENTS ARE IN THEIR 40'S AND 50'S

SO MOST MY SONS FRIENDS THINK IM COOL AS FUCK (WHICH I AM)

BUT SOMETIMES THEY MAKE ME FEEL OLD,WHEN I TALK TO THEM AND THEY CANT FIGURE OUT WHAT IM HOLLERING ABOUT

 

[Infantry Elite]

bad hips, bad elbow, bad ankles, and i still consider any car made after 2000 to be "new" because that was true when i was in high school.


oh, and i've had children guess that i'm in my 40s.....little bastards

 

[L.D.S.]

You know what else makes me feel old?

The mid-60's cougar bitch at the ball park a few weeks ago who was talking to my girl and asked if I was a good dad to her.

That old bitch just wanted to fuck me.

 

[taetae]

Still peepin siccness after all these years makes me feel old

 

[sizlamik]

A co-worker of mine told me yesterday he'd never seen Wonder Years when it wasn't in re-runs. He also told me the first CD he owned was Westside Connection.

I felt old

haha, westside connection was the 1st dubbed cassette tape I had, before I even owned any cd's

 

[sizlamik]

I was messing with this 20yo girl about a year ago. She had never heard Warren G Regulate, only knew Cube from his recent movies and had no idea who NWA was. I played Death Certificate for her and she mentioned she would have been a newborn when it was released...

I felt kinda old when I was talkin to this chick and I was sayin how I remember hearing about Mac Dre dying and she was talking bout how she was in middle school at that time

 

[siccmadesyko]

i had to explain who rakim was to my coworker who said the first cd he got as a kid was nellyville

 

[Ry]

I think back to when I was 16 in 1991 and there were those older dudes that were stuck in the 70's playing classic rock from their era. Now im that same dude but its gangsta rap instead of classic rock...

 

[$ileNt_eNe_ATL]

holy shit .. my wife has never seen home alone ... smh

 

[Stealth]

My girl wanted to go to a club. I told her I don't really do clubs anymore. But then I said "you know, if you want to go, that's cool. There's nothing wrong with going to the club. I used to go all the time when I was your age."

Never fucking drop a "when I was your age" with a girl you're banging. World War III.

 

[L.D.S.]

My girlfriend thinks that shit is funny, breh.

I guess that's what makes the relationship so easy.

I say some shit like "When I was your age, I was just starting college."

So she says "When you were my age, I was in the 6th grade, you sick fuck."

#LaughterEnsues

 

[The Duke of Earl]

i feel old when everyone i know is having kids , and all the girls that don't have kids in my area are around 18-22

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

age differences can make or break a relationship if you arent balanced.....and most arent.

 

[martin_07n]

pay rent

 

[heyzel]

I feel old when I see the young kids today wear mohawks with colorful tight jeans like( white, red,& yellow) back in my day you would have been harass walking around the city with that bullshit on