What guys look for in women n vise versa

[WHITE DEVIL]

Or:
10 condoms.
10 pair shoes.
10 wire transfers.
10 oral sex while driving
10 burritos
10 times she smack that lil nigga whiteboy Jeff

etc

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

DONT GO OVR the TOP with shit foo..p.s. dnt need any compl. when i get enof outa this site..excuse me as i walk away..while they be staring...LOL

HOUSTON WE HAVE A QUOTABLE

 

[daluvlymel]

Advice mel: develop very thick skin. You will be clowned out here. Thinking your name was Barnum & Bailey and shit. Checkin in the mirror for a red ass nose. Feelin like you got a small ass car in the driveway. With some big ass fake red freckles and green hair. And those flower lapels that spit water. You will be thinkin about boppin your close homie over the head with somethin, sayin "donk" to yaself in ya mind. You will be considered climbing big ass ladders, or jumping into cups of water. Thats how bad they be clownin out here.

your material was soooo bad i just fell asleep on your all out one man one show performance with the fucking monkey on your head clapping and asking for donations..plzzz dont lose your day job buddy...LMOL

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

You are a brilliant wordsmith, and a promising young mind.

 

[daluvlymel]

HOUSTON WE HAVE A QUOTABLE

loved your stand up act after they swept up the stage and closed the doors but this girl needs to get to sleep..so holla at u laters..vicente fox..

 

[Gemini]

Listen to this fuckin feelgood Care Bears bullshit.

"I Like a woman with high self esteem, morals, and a positive view of the world"

Take it to Oprah or the Tyra show with that empowered woman shit.

You're Latino...what you really want is a pupusa cooking baby factory who you can sock in the face a few times if she rolls the tortillas wrong and who wont scold you for drinking 5 six packs of tecate on a Tuesday morning. Stop frontin.

LMAO!!!! ...but hell naw Mayne.

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

I dont even know how to diss her.

Shes so fucking strange.

How do you make fun of someone who says shit like: fuck might as well be a bumb..

This is a sad day for me.

@Gem, hahahah.

 

[DankedOut707]

DALUVLYMEL, I CLEARED MY INBOX, RESEND YOUR MESSAGE

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

Ill be your translator.

I've successfully decoded Tadou-shka, Jalapenoism, AidsFactory's Faggot babblings, and even that bitch Merceidez stream of consciousness bullshit. I think I can tackle this mumbly word ass bitch as well.

 

[DankedOut707]

Ill be your translator.

I've successfully decoded Tadou-shka, Jalapenoism, AidsFactory's Faggot babblings, and even that bitch Merceidez stream of consciousness bullshit. I think I can tackle this mumbly word ass bitch as well.

HAHA WTF?

 

[FourOneFog]

why you secretly flirtin wit mel in the pm box?
you know shes a Big Beasty Women....
if thats your taste, then holla

post that shit mayne.....

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

Tamin the antelope

Fuck it I will always see mel as a fat bitch whether she is or not

 

[westbaygiant]

wow

 

[antoniog831]

i understand the docter cause of the paper, but y a teacher? free lessons?

NA, ONE TEACHER OF MINE WAS TELLING US ABOUT HOW HE MAKES 96K A YEAR. NOW THATS PRETTY GOOD, THEN WHEN THE SUMMER COMES I KNOW SHE WILL BE BURNED OUT FROM THE SCHOOL YEAR. THEN I WILL BE LIKE HONEY LETS GO TO HAWAII

EDIT: NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT A LAWYER WOULDN'T HURT... THAT IS SELF EXPLANATORY

 

[kayvee]

Quote:
Keep it cool n I'm cool, act like your freaking outa those bad rocky sequels n yeah bro am taking you out! Am just that bad azz of a female to knock you down a peg n then sum..re-think your strategy carefully, other then that am nice as apple pie..

LMAO

FEMALE JABANERO GIRL

I AM DETECTING SOME SERIOUS SCOVILLE ACTION

omg ur too much LMAO!!!

~k.

 

[daluvlymel]

Tamin the antelope

Fuck it I will always see mel as a fat bitch whether she is or not

GREAT, because i can care less what u see..My plan worked. one less dildo to deal with...

 

[daluvlymel]

Ill be your translator.

I've successfully decoded Tadou-shka, Jalapenoism, AidsFactory's Faggot babblings, and even that bitch Merceidez stream of consciousness bullshit. I think I can tackle this mumbly word ass bitch as well.

your so cute but nah you can never figure me out because once you think you have I'll throw some crazy shit in the mix..don't try so hard you may hurt your head...Has'nt anyone ever taught you never to play with fire or you'll get burned..I am fire!

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

Im thinkin Mel aint exactly firing on all cylinders.

more like i am real with ppl that keep it real..if your kewl with me then i'm kewl..thats so easy to do but sum nigga's hav to kill it then i am turning like chappel bullshit on them...

Did that string of semi coherent words remind anyone else of something that would come out of this guys mouth...

 

[W0RM_Da_C0N]

^^ is that you in the profile? if so, show US UR TITS! damn u mr nice guy... lol this was directed towards mel.. u screwed it up wit the ugly ass pic of beetle juice

 

[daluvlymel]

Really what i look for in a man is someone who does'nt call himself white dildo, i mean devil..LMOL..That name was soooooo freaking on it man, brilliant, wow, i never knew a devil can be white too..wow it makes me wonder really hard..hmmm...hmmm...hmmmm....hhhmmmmm...all this wondering makes me hungry maybe i'll get myself a devil's foodcake with cute little sprinkles on top. I love sprinkles mmm...(notice how it did'nt take too long before this shit turned into a devil's foodcake, ha ha).