Positives of Air Force:
* Unless you're a pilot, there's nothing about your job that's "combat" oriented. It's just a regular job. You work for the military, but you're not out there killing or getting killed. One of the main reasons the other branches have no respect for them.
* Employers look at this type of service as savvy, not as "redneckish." You're most likely working with computers, not rifles.
Negatives of Air Force:
* You have practically no say in your job. They assign one to you. You good at automotive or plane repair? Tough shit, you're a fireman if they say so.
* The AF is "overmanned" - so they don't need you. They turn enlistees down all the time. You have to score high on your ASVAB, been at least decent in high school, and have ZERO arrests (even if you were acquitted or charges dropped), and ZERO drug history.
* Even if you successfully enlist, there's a waiting period - sometimes up to 2 years. So if you need to get your life in order right away, this is not the way.
* You get no respect at all from combat vets. You think navy boys catch shit? Air force pogs might as well wear panties.
I'd split the difference and go Navy. They're a little "overmanned" - but if you enlist in the inner city, they'll take you, and give you your choice of jobs. Only problem is, you're in the ocean 55% of the time you serve, so you play a LOT of cards, and do a LOT of masturbating. Food is a little better than jail.
Marines are insane, every last one of them. They're the hardest, meanest killers I've ever been around - and they all have that insane look in their eyes. But, if you want to legally join a society of elite killers, this is the way to go. I hate Marines, but at the same time, I have nothing but reverance for them.
Army and National Guard is where the scum of the earth goes for a job. The Army is even taking felons again, so they're far from choosey. You'll get your pick of jobs since they're hard up, too. But, again, no respect from civilians. The Army ain't like the old days - it's full of fat bodies and flabmasters.