what a nice day.....

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Jun 27, 2002
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SSSSSSHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....dont type so loud, they might hear you.

I mostly process documentation sent back from other countries, translations, deciphering codes in letters sent back by intelligence ops, Scanning foreign email servers and frequency tappings.
boring shit really, the field work is where all the money is, but I need to get my level 6 security clearance first and retake the exam, but then i'd have to submit to random drug testing.
 
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ok, i'll expose a goverment secret real quick....
* crosses fingers and looks over shoulder



By using lemon juice to write the message, it will look as though you are sending just a blank piece of paper...or you could write a real letter in pencil (lightly) over the lemon juice letter
the recipient then erases the writing to reveal the secret message, which can be revealed by laying the blank piece of paper on a heating pad or warm surface...The carbon in the lemon/lime juice darkens causing the message to be seen.
 
Sep 28, 2002
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how did you get a job like that? and how did you get in the fbi?


shit my job sucks ass, i live in tracy and work as a courier for washington mutual, so i have to wake up at 4am and drive to oakland pick up some bags then drive to tracy, manteca, stockton, lodi. be done by 8am then go home take a nap and a shower then i have to be at lodi at 4pm and work myself backwords until 9 pm and its the most borring shit ever. but i get paid cash but i rather have a more interestin job than just doin that. and i only get paid $ 500 buck a week minus gas which is like 150 a week