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Rusto

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nob0die said:
when i was about 13... i remember shittin an albino turd.... shit was white as hell like old dog shit..... i was amazed and scared as hell.. i stared at it for like 20 minutes... poked it with a qtip cuz it was a floater.. and then flushed it.... i wish i hadda saved it tho.. that was the coolest lookin turd id eva seen.... from that day .... i always look at my turds before i wipe just to see what color they comin out... i think my ass has come up with a few new colors on the spectrum... but i never named them...
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so many classic lines in that short paragraph
 
DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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nob0die said:
when i was about 13... i remember shittin an albino turd.... shit was white as hell like old dog shit..... i was amazed and scared as hell.. i stared at it for like 20 minutes... poked it with a qtip cuz it was a floater.. and then flushed it.... i wish i hadda saved it tho.. that was the coolest lookin turd id eva seen.... from that day .... i always look at my turds before i wipe just to see what color they comin out... i think my ass has come up with a few new colors on the spectrum... but i never named them...
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hahaaaaaaa

damn i guess i gotta whole life of shittin to do.

so far i need to have a white turd, a blue, purple, bright green, actualy i think ive had bright green before.


it would also be cool if i had a multi-colored one but in special colors(besides the rainbow shits). ive had one that was light brown with dark brown polka dots tho.
 
mouth_my_nuts

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Sup with those other types of phantom shits. You know, your gut feels like its ready to drop out ur ass, you sit on the toilet, and blow hot ass air like a fuckin 454 chevelle revvin up at the line, only to not have nothin drop out. Then you come out the bathroom knowin err1 in the house heard it.
 
Rusto

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rose town ryda said:
lol u brought that up already, we said step ur bran game up. drink some prune juice.
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truth. Eat some bran type ceral in the morning, or frosted mini wheats. That will get you going

you havent lived until youve taken a fiber induced dump
 
DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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well u need somethin if u go to booboo and a whole bunch of nothin comes out.


lol, although i have had that happen to me before. i go to take a shit and all that comes out is a loud echoing fart in the toilet bowl
 
TeleVaginAuez

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nob0die said:
when i was about 13... i remember shittin an albino turd.... shit was white as hell like old dog shit..... i was amazed and scared as hell.. i stared at it for like 20 minutes... poked it with a qtip cuz it was a floater.. and then flushed it.... i wish i hadda saved it tho.. that was the coolest lookin turd id eva seen.... from that day .... i always look at my turds before i wipe just to see what color they comin out... i think my ass has come up with a few new colors on the spectrum... but i never named them...
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Liver problems, such as jaundice or a blockage of the bile duct that connects the liver to the small intestine, may result in acholic (which means without bile) stool that is white or pale.
 
DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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haha its funny when you have a slippy. like ploop that was easy

the firehose tends to make me have to wipe the back of the toilet tho, thats no fun. my toilet got some firehose stains i think.
 
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