Well i thought i would make another shitty thread

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Haha, i had to make another poo thread, they seem to be in style at the moment.

OK here's the question- How many different colors have you had of shit?

Sometimes when i eat certain stuff, my shit comes out a variety of colors. I dont really remember all of what i ate last night, but my poo came out kind of a forest green color this morning.

Sometimes (but rarely) it will be like a orangeish color.

Sometimes it will come in brown, but wierd shades of brown. Like maybe a really really dark brown, almost black. Sometimes it is a beige sort of color, really light. Wierd

One time when i was a kid, i went to the fair and got some of that popcorn that has like rainbow colors. I guess i ate it too fast, without chewing or something. But when i went to take a shit, my poop was a rainbow color! It looked like somebody took a turd and rolled it through fruity pebbles.






-BONUS QUESTION- After a night of drinking, when u take a shit and flush the toilet. Why is it that sometimes there will be a couple clear-brown flakes floating at the top of the toilet?
 
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how many dumps per day do yall take? ideally you should get at least 1, hopefully 2.

Whats the longest youve gone without shitting?

when you use public bathrooms, do you hover above? or say fuck it and sit down.?
 
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LMMFAO!!!!

MY SHITS DIFFERANT SHADES OF BROWN
1 SHIT A DAY UNLESS ITS THE BUBBLE GUTS
FUCK THAT I DONT USE PUBLIC BATHROOMS, IM PICKY AS FUCK WHEN IT COMES TO BLOWIN A BATHROOM UP LOL
 

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Rusto said:
how many dumps per day do yall take? ideally you should get at least 1, hopefully 2.

Whats the longest youve gone without shitting?

when you use public bathrooms, do you hover above? or say fuck it and sit down.?
nah, the average is every 1-2 days

longest ive waited is probably 6 days

always hover. my boy tested his high school bathrooms for science class & they found herpes on one of the toilets!
 
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my girl takes those diet pills ALLI.. and when she does the deed, it looks like somebody through a bunch of cooking oil in the toilet.. shit actually stops the fat from bein digested and you put it out.. but thats the wierdest shit i've seen
 
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Ghostly said:
my girl takes those diet pills ALLI.. and when she does the deed, it looks like somebody through a bunch of cooking oil in the toilet.. shit actually stops the fat from bein digested and you put it out.. but thats the wierdest shit i've seen
you looked at your girls shit?!?!!
Whenever i think my girls dropping a deuce, i turn music up hella loud and start doing things that well help keep the thought of her dropping one outta my mind
 
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lol@analyzin ya girl's shit

no thanks, man, one of the main side effects of that Alli shit is bowel leakage... imagine bein out with ya girl at a concert or some shit & out of nowhere you be smellin barnyard in the air, you look down & there's brown liquid oozin out the bottom of her pants.... nnnnnnaaawwwwwwwwwww I'd rather have a fat girlfriend, I'm cool on leaky shit

but anyway, I remember the most colorful shits I've ever taken were when I was a kid & ate Kaboom cereal... anybody old enough to remember that shit??? Had a fuckin clown as the mascot? I shit the rainbow every night after eatin that shit.

and as a side note, if your shit is black that aint a good sign, could be bleeding internally... now if you notice red blood streaks on the other hand, that's not usually as serious... you may have bad hemroids :(
 
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Ghostly said:
my girl takes those diet pills ALLI.. and when she does the deed, it looks like somebody through a bunch of cooking oil in the toilet.. shit actually stops the fat from bein digested and you put it out.. but thats the wierdest shit i've seen
wtf... thats nasty mane.

did your girl just not flush, or was she like "ooh come look at my poop, its all shiny and beautiful"