My question is why are you guys trying to convince him to stop? I know it's your civic duty to let him know that this shit is not cool but have you guys considered the fact that he's crazy but still JUSTIFYING it? He doesn't want to stop. Insane or not he would still be suckin his own dick, which is insane, so he'd be insane no matter what even if he weren't insane. Yeah lolwut?