THIS IS GOD SPEAKING.
MY APOLOGIES FOR NOT REVIEWING THE APPLICATIONS SOONER. I WAS ON VACATION AND SOME SHIT WENT DOWN AT THE VATICAN THAT I HAD TO TRY AND CLEAN UP.
AS FOR THE APPLICANTS, I’D LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU FOR APPLYING AND FOR ALL THOSE THAT DIDN’T MAKE IT, SORRY AND MAY GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL.
As for the position of Satan, I hereby declare Ccytzo Satan of the GOM forum. I CAST THEE FROM THE HEAVENS TO A FIERY PIT BELOW AND WELL YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY. You are now officially Lucifer, Beelzebub, Satan, the Prince of Darkness, etc.
As for the position of Gaia, I hereby declare CannibleCrow or CannibleDuck which ever you prefer, Gaia of the GOM forum. Blessed is she… ah screw it.
The following positions are still available:
1). Allah
2). Vishnu
3). Abraham
4). Hey-Zeus (Jesus)
I sit in THE THRONE of THE GODS.
-God