My weirdest dreams involve one of two things: UFO's or weed. I never dream about ex's (thank God) prolly cuz I've been married for a while in a steady relationship with two kids...
but anyway... the UFO dreams I have are always fucked up, and usually play off previous dreams in some way... last one I had, I saw a shitload of red lights in the sky and actually started snappin pictures of em on my phone... right after that I woke up, and my first instinct was to check the pictures on my phone so I did that, but of course nothing was on there... before, I've had dreams where it'll seem like a normal scene, me walkin down the street or sometimes eating at Burger King or some shit, and out of nowhere the sky is just bombarded with all sorts of UFO's and I get scared out of my mind like a lil bitch and start flippin out... one time, I had a really vivid dream that I got brought by bus to some UFO secret facility, and the people there brought me down a long highway to a field where there was absolutely nothing in sight except two gigantic discs hovering and spinning about 10 feet off the ground, just black discs that might've been the size of a football field... don't remember what happened after that...
my weed dreams are always crazy too, most of the time I'll be sellin weed and either be on the verge of getting caught and trying to get away, or the cops are already in my house with a search warrant and shit (but oddly enough I always wake up right before they arrest me)... and the weed I'm sellin is always crazy too, I remember one time I was sellin some nugs that were pure white and fluffy, not even crystally, just some white-ass weed that looked like snow... other times it's been red, or orange... always some crazy shit...