Weird shit in your dreams

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Nov 27, 2006
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it means your a baby daddy to a bastard child... haha



fa real I hate when you flying in your dreams, and get that free falling feeling... I always wake up before I hit the ground... some say the ground equals death - i don't know about all that though
your trippin, i love that shit. I love flying in my dreams. I had this one dream where i was at this amusement park and they had this hella tall building that you jumped off of and landed on marshmallows. I musta jumped off that shit a 100 times in that dream. That shit was dope, i got the falling feeling each time.
 
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I had an incredibly weird dream a few nights ago, probably the weirdest yet but it was a reoccurring theme.

I'm usually doing something normal like walking down the street or talking to somebody and suddenly in the sky I'll see a giant meteor flash and appear and I get this very real fear that the world is ending, these are my last moments, and I can't escape this death. It hits, the sky burns and everything is gone.

The other night though it hit and just blew me and my lady to China safely.
 

Jazzo

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I've had this reoccurring fucked up dream for years now. Basically, without getting too graphic, I'm fucking these Siamese Twins. As soon as they orgasm, they let loose pissing and shitting all over the place. Pretty fucked up....
 
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i been havin dreams about fuckin all my ex bitches lately for some reason, dont know what the fuck it means but it lightweght feels good so fuck it haha

and lol at havin a siccness dream therapy session
 
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My weirdest dreams involve one of two things: UFO's or weed. I never dream about ex's (thank God) prolly cuz I've been married for a while in a steady relationship with two kids...

but anyway... the UFO dreams I have are always fucked up, and usually play off previous dreams in some way... last one I had, I saw a shitload of red lights in the sky and actually started snappin pictures of em on my phone... right after that I woke up, and my first instinct was to check the pictures on my phone so I did that, but of course nothing was on there... before, I've had dreams where it'll seem like a normal scene, me walkin down the street or sometimes eating at Burger King or some shit, and out of nowhere the sky is just bombarded with all sorts of UFO's and I get scared out of my mind like a lil bitch and start flippin out... one time, I had a really vivid dream that I got brought by bus to some UFO secret facility, and the people there brought me down a long highway to a field where there was absolutely nothing in sight except two gigantic discs hovering and spinning about 10 feet off the ground, just black discs that might've been the size of a football field... don't remember what happened after that...

my weed dreams are always crazy too, most of the time I'll be sellin weed and either be on the verge of getting caught and trying to get away, or the cops are already in my house with a search warrant and shit (but oddly enough I always wake up right before they arrest me)... and the weed I'm sellin is always crazy too, I remember one time I was sellin some nugs that were pure white and fluffy, not even crystally, just some white-ass weed that looked like snow... other times it's been red, or orange... always some crazy shit...
 
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I had a weird dream 3 years ago and I was in a wrestling fight with a former lady principal way back in highschool. We wrestled in my dream and when I attempt to give the old fat lady with a flying elbow kick to her face, I ended up hitting my bed rail as I woke up and that's the time I got my elbow hurt.
 
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LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS AT DOWNTOWN AT THIS STORE GETTIN SOME BLACK TEES, THEN I WALK OUT SIDE AND THESE JAHOVA WITNESSES TRIED TO GET ME TO BUY A BIBLE OFF THEM AND I WAS LIKE NO THANKS...

THEN THEY WERE LIKE "FUCK YOU NIGGA, THIS IS WHIT SHIT!" AND THREW A PEG OFF THERE BIKE AT MY BOY'S HEAD

THEN A MEXICAN ASS 1986 TOYOTA TRUCK WITH THE CHOPE DECALS DOWN THE SIDE PULLED UP AND SHOT ONE OF THEM DEAD, HE FELL OFF THE BIKE, AND WAS DEAD... AND THE OTHERR ONE FLOATD UP TO THE MOON LIKE ET PHONE HOME

THEN I WAS AT THE MALL BY SEARS, AND MY BOY (WHO HAS BEEN HIT BY A CAR IN REAL LIFE BEFORE) GOT HIT BY A BITCH IN A YELLOW CADILLAC COUPE DEVILLE, AND SHE WAS THE BLONDE MOM FROM DEVILS REJECS THAT GOT CAUGHT AT THE BEGINING. I TRIED TO RUN UP AND CATCH HER BUT SHE CUT OUT

THEN I WAS AT THE SAME SPOT AND SHE DROVE BY AGAIN, AND STRAIGHT T-BONED THIS OTHER CAR. AND THE DUDE WAS LIKE "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS BITCH. SHE A BAD DRIVER!!!" AND I WAS LIKE "YEA GO WHOOP THE BITCHES ASS OR SOMETHIN MAN" AND I RAN UP TO THE WRECK, AND THE SHIT TURNED ON FIRE AND EXPLODED ALLUP ON ME

AND THE WHOLE SIDE OF MY DADS FAMILY SAW IT AND THOUGHT IT WAS HELLA FUNNY, THEY WAS LAUGIN AND SHIT, SO I STARTED LAUGHING TOO. THEN I LOOKED DOWN AND REALIZED MY SHIRT AND WIFE BEATER WERE ALL BURNT UP (IN TWO DIFFERENT LAYERS).. AND I HAD A HUGE ASS BLISTER LOOKIN BURN ON MY CHEST, LIKE CHESTFRICA ALMOST

THEN I WAS LIKE OHH, ITS COOL. THEN I FELL OVER AND HAD MY HEART FELL OUT AND I STARTED DYING...




AND I WOKE UP HELLA STARTLED AND SHIT. I WAS LAYING ON MY STOMACH AN WOKE UP CHOKING AND MY CHEST WAS HELLA HURTING AFTER THAT THE WHOLE NIGHT
 
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i have chase dreams alot, i always get away though, its always a trickedo ut white 98 honda civic with tinted windows trying to chase my ass. lol. last time it happened i was runnin down my block, and there was like no power till the end of the block. on the other side of the alley past my house. cause my house is in the middle of my block. so im runnin like hell towards the light, and the car comes in the alley behind me. i turn away from the light, and felt hella cold when i did so. i just ran home right as i got in my room i woke up. i fell asleep high, so i thought it really happened, so i was trippin for a little, waitin for someone to knock on the door or something
 

Gas One

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all my dreams take place in what looks to be 50-100 years from now. it looks and feels like the future, but alot of the world is destroyed and fucked up, and theres like...alot of deserts and open land and just gigantic things that are ruined like skyscrapers or indutrial shit

but its weird because theres these weird new law rules that i apparently make up in my dreams, like there was this one part where theres this gigantic fucking bridge, like miles and miles....and its the only way to a certain city thats something like san francisco but its partially underwater. and if u aint there by 10 pm the gate kinda closes by cutting in half and u just fucked if u dont get across, theres only one other way there but you gotta take boats and niggas only had like ghetto homemade boats, and the waters are trecherous..hella sharks and things thatll eat you..but its worth risking because i guess whatever is over there where youre trapped, is worse..on the other side peopel dont live underwater but they deal with the issue like it dosent bother them, like your feet get wet walking around and taking the bart, everyone there for the most part has money, like dubai

and i always end up getting in a shootout in what looks to either be a library or a really old school victorian house
 

Gas One

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its weird i have the same dream alot but what i do in the dream varies

so it makes me feel like i live another life

i used to say that my real world was my dreams and this world was the real dream world

sometimes i even know that ive had the dream twice in my dream, im like..oh aiight, so lets change it up this time and see what we get

its kinda like im telling my mind to create the dream as it goes along based on how i write it in my head while i sleep

if i go to a certain place in a dream or i buy something or eat or drink or talk to someone, i do that exact same thing the next day or weeks and months later on purpose. i had a dream about buying a hat at lids, so i went to lids liek months later they had the same hat, i looked down and there was 40 bucks.

downside to this is sometimes i wake up and i'm not sure what i did. like if i kill someone in a dream, theres been times i woke up and i just feel like....oh fuck.......i hope that was a dream...or my life is about to get real fucked up real fast

and then sometimes im not dreaming, and i go outside and one of my hubcaps are missing off my car?
 

Kon1

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Damn gas that dxm plateua thing u wrote in detox was crazy. How many bottles of zicam u think it take to get to the 4th plateua?
 
Apr 8, 2005
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its weird i have the same dream alot but what i do in the dream varies

so it makes me feel like i live another life

i used to say that my real world was my dreams and this world was the real dream world

sometimes i even know that ive had the dream twice in my dream, im like..oh aiight, so lets change it up this time and see what we get

its kinda like im telling my mind to create the dream as it goes along based on how i write it in my head while i sleep

if i go to a certain place in a dream or i buy something or eat or drink or talk to someone, i do that exact same thing the next day or weeks and months later on purpose. i had a dream about buying a hat at lids, so i went to lids liek months later they had the same hat, i looked down and there was 40 bucks.

downside to this is sometimes i wake up and i'm not sure what i did. like if i kill someone in a dream, theres been times i woke up and i just feel like....oh fuck.......i hope that was a dream...or my life is about to get real fucked up real fast

and then sometimes im not dreaming, and i go outside and one of my hubcaps are missing off my car?
i get that too, ill forget about a dream i had a week ago, but in my dream it seems like its a sequel to that dream i had a week ago. and i never remember that dream from a week ago till im in its sequel if that makes sense. and i will just magically know things in my dream that dont apply to my real life, but help me in the dream, weird shit like that.