CHECC IT!!!
WHEN MY ROOMMATE FIRST MOVED IN WE HAD THIS LIL RULE,
(1 BDRM APT. I HAD WITH MY GIRL BUT WE BROKE UP, SO AN
AQUAINTANCE OF MINE THAT I WENT TO HIGHSCHOOL WITH
MOVED IN UNTIL THE LEASE WAS UP TO HELP ME OUT)
IF EITHER ONE OF US COMES HOME WITH A GIRL,
YOU GET YO SHIT, AND SLEEP ON THE COUCH!!!
I COME HOME WITH THIS GIRL I USE TO FUCC WITH, AND WE
GO STRAIGHT TO THE ROOM!!! WE DO OUR THANG AND FALL ASLEEP
ASS NAKED!!! I WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING TO FIND MY ROOMMATE ASLEEP IN HIS BED, ABOUT 3 FT. AWAY FROM ME.
MY GIRL AND I WERE UNDER THE COVERS SO I DON'T KNOW IF HE SAW US!!!
I WASN'T TRIP'N' THOUGH, WHEN HE WOKE UP, ALL I SAID WAS,
"WHEN YOU COME HOME WITH YOUR GIRL, I'M JUST GONNA GO STRAIGHT TO
MY BED, I DON'T CARE IF YOUR IN THERE!!!"
THIS MOTHERFUCCER STARTS TRIP'N', AND STARTS TALK'N' ALL KINDS OF SHIT TO MY GIRL ABOUT ME, LIKE WHAT HE DOESN'T LIKE ABOUT ME SINCE WE'VE LIVED TOGETHER, THEN HE STARTS CALL'N' ME OUT MY NAME, CALL'N' ME A BITCH AND SHIT!!!
SO I TELL MY GIRL, BABY, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU HOME NOW, CUZ I GOT SOME SHIT I NEED TO HANDLE HERE!!!
HE GETS UP IN MY FACE AND WAS LIKE, "WHAT'S UP, LETS HANDLE IT NOW,
I'LL SMASH YOUR HEAD IN THE T.V., I'LL BITE YOUR NECC OFF, I'LL CUT YOUR HANDS OFF", NO JOKE HE SAID ALL THAT WORD FOR WORD!!!
I SAY DO SOMETHING, HE DOES NOTHING, I SAY I'LL BE BACK IN ABOUT 30 MIN. I'M DRIVE'N' MY GIRL BACC HOME, AND THIS FOO IS CALL'N' ME, BREATHE'N' ALL HARD IN THE PHONE, YELL'N' AND SHIT, TALK'N' BOUT "WHERE YOU AT MAN??? WHY YOU TRY'N' TO WAIT TILL THE MORALE GOES DOWN???"
I START LAUGH'N' AND SAY, "DON'T TRIP, I'LL BE THERE"!!!
I GET TO MY GIRLS PAD, AND HE CALLS ME AGAIN, I ANSWER.........
AND IT'S HIS MOMMA!!! YES, HIS MOMMA!!!
EXACT CONVERSATION:
HELLO?
TROY IT'S PAM, I GOT JOHN JOHN HERE. HE'S VERY UPSET, I'M NERVOUS, WHAT'S GOING ON???
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! CLICC!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS NIGGA HAD HIS MOMMA CALL ME, MUTHAFUCCA IS 25
YEARS OLD, AND STILL HAVE'N' HIS MOMMA FIGHT HIS BATTLES FOR HIM!!!
WHEN I CAME HOME HE WASN'T THERE, HE CAME LATER THAT NIGHT AND WAS LIKE "ALRIGHT I'M MOVE'N' OUT", THIS WAS ON THE 6TH OF THE MONTH, AND HE JUST PAYED HIS HALF OF THE RENT!!!
SO NOW I'M CHILL'N' WITH THE PAD TO MYSELF FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH!!!
BUT WHAT A FUCC'N' WEENIE!!!
JUST WANTED TO SHARE!!!!
