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Jul 21, 2002
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I was at the gym blasting my pecs and a Samoan came and sat down on my chest. He looked kinda like Yokozuna from WWF back in the day. Then this Ulimate Warrior lookin dude came up and starting running back and forth across the gym for no reason, speaking gibberish and foaming out the mouth. I picked the Samoan by the neck like a baby kitten and then threw a tiger uppercut to his sphincter. I grabbed some nunchuks I had in my gym bag and took out this other Carl Weather's lookin dude and decapitated him. Then I had sex with Lebron James mom and died from herpes, not before I changed my name to Ron Mexico
 
Apr 26, 2003
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Everything I say has past the statue of limitations lol

Your all suppose to be gangsters from I read on this site so I'm just trying to break up the manantemy(?)

I have these memory's of when I was a young fucked up weed smoking, 40 drinking, cholo ass mutha fucka so I wanted to share and thought yall would have some stories to share too.

Who remembers putting 3 flowers in your hair and sleeping with a panty hose on your head to train your hair back then going to school and having bee's follow you around? lol

Who remembers 2pac when he was from the Town and use to kick it at the flea market with a WONDA from in living color T shirt on lol

Who members the humpty dance
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reo

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#32
Everything I say has past the statue of limitations lol

Your all suppose to be gangsters from I read on this site so I'm just trying to break up the manantemy(?)

I have these memory's of when I was a young fucked up weed smoking, 40 drinking, cholo ass mutha fucka so I wanted to share and thought yall would have some stories to share too.

Who remembers putting 3 flowers in your hair and sleeping with a panty hose on your head to train your hair back then going to school and having bee's follow you around? lol

Who remembers 2pac when he was from the Town and use to kick it at the flea market with a WONDA from in living color T shirt on lol

Who members the humpty dance

LOL @ "STATUE" OF LIMITATIONS !!!
 

reo

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THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS FOR VIOLENT CRIMES BTW...


THIS THREAD WOULD/COULD OF BEEN GOOD TOO... BUT I DNT THINK FOOS WANA SNITCH ON THEMSELVES...


BUT MAYBEE START A "WAR WOUND" THREAD... I GOT SUM PICS FOR THAT!!!


BUT ONLY IF ITS THE "OFFICIAL" THREAD
 

LISICKI

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Dec 9, 2005
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official snitch on yourself to get attention and e-stripes thread.......eh cant resist


back when i was in 3rd grade i used to shoot moving cars with a bb rifle out my friends window and stole penthouse magazines from the b dalton bookstore at washington square

also lit alot of shit on fire and broke stuff
 
Apr 11, 2008
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i was rolling through the hood one day, thought shit done calmed down,gangbanging done played out for about a year since I done been around. Aint talked to nobody cause all my niggas from the blocc is locked out and that i I been ever seen wit a guillotine, so i was in the cut supreme, 15 grams and some grenadine, aint seen a blocc niggas since but now Im off that killa green...
 

Mike Manson

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Once I got in a fight with 30 taxi drivers...and lived to tell the Sicc my story.
Best part about my story: Was supposed to go to prison, but because they didn't know what to do with a foreigner, and me saying I have to take care of my son, and laying low...still a free man!

BTW, that whole shit made the newspapers front page and it said: "FOREIGNER BEATS UP TAXI DRIVER" fuck em...