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Mickey Fallon
Sep 10, 2002
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hah i tried to open an account at us bank, since they have this promotion that they'll pay u 75 bucks in groceries or gas to open an account (and its in the safeway i work at). it takes me about an hour to give them all my info before a red flag comes up that i need to prove im not using my dead fathers name, since we both have the same name (although hes a jr. and im not the III, since i have a different middle name). point being i have to bring a death certificate to prove im a different dude. real cool.


so i cashed my check at the safeway, bought a bottle of don julio, a 12er of pacifico, some tri tip, skrimps, chicken wings, corn, tomatoes and fresh mozz-a-rell (to make a caprese salad). and am about to roll a chop of this purp. what a nice day.