DAMN REDRUM IS NOW AN EAST CO CO BOARD FAVORITE...
WELCOME TO THE CLUB!!!
YOUR BENEFITS NOW INCLUDE

EATH THREATS THRU PRIVATE MESSAGES, BEING CALLED A SKRAMPA OR SCRAP (NOT TOO MENTION EVERY OTHER NAME OR MADE UP NAME IN THE BOOK), COMPLAINTS TO MODS OR OTHER SICCNESS POWERS THAT BE, FALSIFIED QUOTES, HATRED, BEING TO SUBJECTED TO HOMOSEXUAL PICTURES FROM THEIR PERSONAL ARCHIVES, PHONY E-DEBATES, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST E-BANGING...
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