Volunteers Wanted For Mission To Mars: No Experience Needed

[Jack Tracks]

anybody care to read the part that said its simulated...

 

[Theezy]

wonder if they'll run into this chick.

"I wish I had 3 hands." lol

FUCK!! I was just gonna post that!! LoL damn

 

[BituinTheSheets]

I want to do it but I don't have a lot of the experience and I'm taller than 6 feet. Gay.

 

[Lawz 2760]

anybody care to read the part that said its simulated...

I was wondering if anyone else caught this haha

Very interesting though...I'd do it if I had the "right" experience

 

[Skizzy Ske]

Ya Marty get ur cum guzzling ass outta here.

Mars can deal wit yo nut sniffing ass.

 

[MEXCOM]

anybody care to read the part that said its simulated...

I completely disregarded that portion as it may my post less propable.

 

[Mac Jesus]

You motherfuckers can't go they aren't accepting Americans. I on the other hand..

 

[DVS ONE]

You motherfuckers can't go they aren't accepting Americans. I on the other hand suck cuz i'm Canadian..

FIXED.....

 

[PhantomOfFunk]

Well unless I can have my dank in the shuttle I ain't go

 

[B-San]

ill go, they aint nothin left on earth besides wars, hatred, fat people, laws and more laws that got us in a stranglehold like 1,000 cattle in a pen that is only meant to fill 20. i will control you or else die bitch attitude. who needs that kinda shit here.

it must be hella peaceful on mars beside the shithole rock we live on. jsut think of all the freedom we would have on another planet as the first pioneers. nobody would be able to tell me shit. id tell themt o fuck off, cuz hey what can they do im a million miles away from them. as a smoke my doob and parlayin on planet zero.

Yeah they say best thing when as soon as you touch down is to go outside and take a big breath of that fresh Martian air.... ain't nuthin like the air of freedom lol