Vin Diesel is kept alive only from his pure hatred of Tom Brokaw.

[B-Buzz]

http://www.4q.cc/vin/

Just keep hitting the refresh button, this will entertain you for hours.

The Legend of Zelda is based on the adventures of Vin Diesel battling Adolph Hitler and the Nazis in World War 2.

Vin Diesel is the only person alive who can understand R2-D2. They have conversations daily.

Vin Diesel’s first time working with Steven Spielberg was not “Saving Private Ryan” but was in fact Jaws. He played the ocean.

Vin Diesel got so mad after September 11th that he wrote Pink Floyd's "The Wall."

Vin Diesel not only put the L in lesbian, but he put his penis in them as well. All of them.

 

[MeloTrauma]

Vin Diesel was originally cast to play a troubled teenager who moves to Beverly Hills to get a fresh start. The role later went to Will Smith.

Vin Diesel is a strict vegan vegetarian in all respects except that he will eat shrimp. When challenged on this, he insists the shrimp are "the lettuce of the sea".

Contrary to popular belief, the brassierre was not invented for feminine breast support, but to function as a jockstrap for Vin Diesel's gargantuan testicles.

haha, thats some funny shit.

 

[m.w.merlino]

Barq's root beer has oft been called "the one with bite", and thus far Vin Diesel is the only known being to have successfully bitten it back.

If you stick a pencil in Vin Diesel's ear, it comes out sharpened.

Vin Diesel invented the handlebar moustache. he then destroyed it, claiming it was "too village people."

Vin Diesel possesses Excalibur.

Vin Diesel got so drunk once that he ate the keg after drinking all of it, and it was filled with Everclear. Two weeks later he shat out a Ford Mustang, however, it was not a GT model, but did have leather seats

 

[Anghellic831]

Last thing i heard about Vin wuz when that fool came out da closet

 

[ColdBlooded]

The angels still say that when Vin Diesel invented time, God was so touched that he wrote the Bible as a love letter.

Vin Diesel passed up the opportunity to star in 2 Fast 2 Furious because he was exactly 3 Fast 3 Furious to be caught on film.

 

[m.w.merlino]

The actions that Vin Diesel's body performs are not directed by a normal human mind. Instead, they are the long-term policies of a vast empire of more than a billion microscopic beings who all live inside Vin's head, where time flows at a faster rate. A thousand generations of those beings live and die in the time he takes to sneeze.

Vin Diesel invented Spanish, but not Spain. Por que? Porque he COULD.

All of the characters in the movie "Big Trouble In Little China" were loosely based upon Vin Diesel.

If you whisper Vin Diesel's name to a newborn penguin, he will attempt to suckle your teat.

BWHAHAHHAHA

 

[up2nogood]

'fuck vin diesel, icecube is the new triple x'

 

[Jake]

funniest site ever

nice copy and paste job there she-buzz

 

[bayGIANTS]

Vin Diesel's 1969 paper on quantum mechanics is the reason why Stephen Hawking is in a wheel chair.

After a grueling 47 day battle with Walt Disney, Vin Diesel finally beat him at rock, paper, scissors and thus froze Disney solid. Disney's frozen body is now on display at Vin Diesel's fortress of badassitude.

Vin Diesel will kill you by the end of the week.



this shit is dumb as hell, but funny as fuck at the same time.

 

[mR.SiPpYGeTiPpY]

Vin Diesel controls all air traffic via an old SNES Advantage controller

Vin Diesel routinely throws glass houses at rocks

 

[Nuttkase]

Vin Diesel is the third Olsen Twin.

Vin Diesel fought on both sides of the Vietnam war, and that's why America lost.

When dating girls of Chinese origin, he serenades them by parking his 83 Toyota Tracel under their window and turning his tricked out system as loud as it will go to the song "I'm in love wit chu" by Da Brat...ironically all his Chinese girls have had the last name Chu.

Vin Diesel eats Chinese men for breakfast. But he swears it's only to keep population in check.


LMFAO...like bayGiants said..it is dumb as hell...but funny as fuck at the same time.

The two chinese ones had me laughing too hard.

Nuttkace

 

[B-Buzz]

Vin Diesel taught Jesus how to walk on water after Jesus beat him in an eight hour Greco-Roman wrestling match.

Vin once went sledding in New Hampshire and broke the sound barrier by turning his head around and blowing forcefully. As a result of the shock waves, several children died. Vin ascended to heaven and repeatedly punched God in the eye until he brought them all back to life. Every single one of those children are now scientists.

Vin Diesel let the dogs out.


this sites never gonna get old...

 

[m.w.merlino]

George Lucas wrote the Star Wars trilogy to be a one man show starring Vin Diesel, but Vin declined, saying it brought back terrible memories of his teenage years.

There's two kinds of people in the world, and one of them is Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel hosts the annual Monaco Grand Prix on his bicep.

Jurassic Park is actually a documentary about a 5th grade science experiment conducted by Vin Diesel.

Im more interested in who comes up with all this shit

Vin Diesel coined the term "horny" when, during a rhino hunt in darkest Africa, he reached total sexual pleasure after being gored by an alpha-male Rhinoceros. He then killed the rhino with his soul.

 

[naner12]

Many have speculated a link between Vin Diesel and Einstein, since Einstein is quoted as saying, "The only man who taught me was Vin Desel", the mispronunciation of his name caused Vin Diesel to retire from all Scientific endeavors; now he looks for understanding in the "moving pictures", as he affectionately refers to them.

A 15 minute rap battle between Diesel's character and Adolf Hitler was also cut before the final release of The Pacifier.

Vin Diesel's real name is Charlie Bucket. He inherited Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory but closed it down after three weeks of ownership and liquefied all the assets. He kept the Oompa Loompas on as love slaves.

Vin Diesel landed on the moon and wrote his name in piss on the far side. He got off of the moon by jumping high enough he fell back into the Earth's gravitational pull. He landed on his feet in Bangladesh.

man this shit is funny as hell .. i been refreshing non stop haha.

EDIT:
Likes big butts, but has been known to lie.

^~~ funniest one i've read haha.

 

[TROLL]

Vin Diesel puts the "two scoops of raisins" in each box of Raisin Bran.

Vin Diesel is the Wandering Jew

Vin Diesel is the only living creature who's proportions do not follow the golden ratio. EDIT: Vin Diesel's taint is actually 1.61803399 times larger than the circumference of his head. You just don't notice his massive taint because it's built in sections and he stores half of it at home on Mount Olympus.

Vin Diesel gave Ray Charles his first pair of sunglasses.

If you type "Vin Diesel" into Google, and count the number of hits, divide it by 10, subtract 3, multiply the total with a random irrational number, write it on your genitals with cocoa butter, and think a happy thought, you have the best orgasm ever, or die trying.

To prove Hugh Hefner that "it could be done", Vin Diesel replaced all the members of the senate with identical robots that think and talk exactly the same way

The universe was created when Vin Diesel punched god in the face. This event was later named the big bang theory.

^^HA

 

[B-Buzz]

Im more interested in who comes up with all this shit.

I got a feeling its the guy that runs ninjapirate.com (rip off of Maddox). In one of those he mentions a ninja pirate and a lot of those are written like when Maddox did all the made up shit about Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little Tokyo

 

[m.w.merlino]

Vin Diesel will never write an autobiography, since he's worried it would knock The Bible off the bestseller list, then he'd have to go up to heaven and console God, who'd probably be really upset with the whole affair, and he'd have to tell him it was just a good year for autobiographies, and that people still like The Bible, but want to wait for the holiday sales.

His teeth are each separate, intelligent beings.

At the time of his birth, Vin Diesel was the 10,543rd most popular name for white males in the world. He has since hunted down and eaten everyone who shares his name, leaving only himself.

 

[m.w.merlino]

Vin Diesel possess exactly one third of Michael Jackson's soul. Michael Jackson sold his soul to Vin Diesel in 1979. In exchange, Vin Diesel wrote the lyrics for the entire "Off The Wall" album. The other two thirds of his soul belong to the Devil and Jesus. Michael Jackson sold his soul to the Devil in 1982 in exchange for the "Thriller" album. Michael traded his soul to Jesus in 1982 for the "Bad" album. Interestingly enough, the Holy Grail is chemically composed of 1/3 Soul of Michael Jackson, 1/3 Plutonium, and 1/3 Krispy Kreme Donut.

 

[CannibalCrow]

Haha, what an excellent fact site about my Vin.

 

[odogfelon]

Vin Diesel owns the dog from Duck Hunt

If the words "Autobots Transform!" are ever spoken in Vin Diesel's presence, his body will fold in and out of itself, forming a 1998 Dodge Neon. If he hears the words "Deceptacons Attack!", he emits an atomic blast out of his urethra.

Vin Diesel killed the radio star. He let video take the credit after video blackmailed him with pictures of him in an orgy along with Elton John, Ron Jeremy, and his "The Fast and the Furious" co-star Paul Walker.

Classic...