Various things confiscated from mexican Drug Lords [pics]

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carl winslow

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^^^yeah that would be ill!!! it would just be another bonus added on to the baddass basement, badass exotic animals, and badass den. if youre gonna be ballin like that youre gonna have to be cheating on your girl so somethings gonna have to be done when shes giving you all kinds of shit for having 100 other bitches all over the world. its probably something done out of respect in drug dealer world....i torture and chop up your nagging bitch, you torture and chop up my nagging bitch

i think these pics just made me want to become a drug dealer. i hear a lot of people still like drugs so it may be a good market to go into. ima ask my adviser what courses i need to take to become one immediately.....before they legalize drugs and drug dealers are no longer so powerful..thats gonna be horrible
 
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hella_numb said:
anyone else notice this gay ass panther?

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so are you being a homo today and checking for cocks on them? :) i keed! kinda...haha

lol....dude, animals clean other animals....like monkeys pick through other monkey's fur and shit for bugs....no, i didn't mean they pick through their shit...i meant, fur and stuff like that...lol
 
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I AM said:
so are you being a homo today and checking for cocks on them? :) i keed! kinda...haha

lol....dude, animals clean other animals....like monkeys pick through other monkey's fur and shit for bugs....no, i didn't mean they pick through their shit...i meant, fur and stuff like that...lol
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no shit, it just the panther on the left looks hella funny licking his buddy and lookin at the camera. it made me laugh
 
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we need a mexico hood 2 hood.

straight up.

hood 2 hood host: yo potna, would you say this is a hood where they be makin' cheese, mayne?

mexican drug lord: que?

hood 2 hood host's translator: diría usted que esto es un vecindario donde ellos ganan dinero?

mexican drug lord: definitivamente.

hood 2 hood host's translator: definitely.

hood 2 hood host: oh, fa sho playa. so is it important to carry a pistol around mexico?

hood 2 hood host's translator: es importante llevar una pistola en méxico?

mexican drug lord: si. yo lo tengo conmigo siempre. mi pistola es aun de oro chapada.

hood 2 hood host's translator: he said yes, he has it with him at all times, and that his pistol is gold plated.

hood 2 hood host: fa sho mayne. so let these people know what they call you, and what city you from?

hood 2 hood host's translator: que es su nombre, y de que ciudad es usted?

mexican drug lord: ellos me llaman el jefe, y yo soy del juarez de zona del oeste, mexico.

hood 2 hood host's translator: he said they call him the chief, and he is from west side juarez, mexico...
 
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LMAO@ dudes taking hella straps to the joyeria.

christmas time at mexican cartel boss's home:

wifey: i'm sooo confuse. what do i get pablo for navidad? tenemos panteras, elephantes, tigres y un pinche swimming pool cave, que mas??

neighbor lady: how come jew dont yus get him a pistola de oro con la Virgin?

wifey: aye dios mio!! EL REGALO PERFECTO!! *picks up phone* Hola, Jared....?
 
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