U EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS........

[Supa SAV'D OUTT]

SHOUT OUT TO THIS SONG

 

[nonfiCKtion]

U better try to hurry up and find u a bitch on bwitter lol!

But if u rub one off, u guarantee that u gon say to urself, "fuck that bitch", and roll over satisfied. All u want is that tingaling sensation right? Don't u wanna curl ur toes and close ur eyes and make dumb ass faces! U know the look.

 

[Dana Dane]

I dont think I am comfortable readin one man describing the tingaling feelin another man gets when jackin off.

 

[nonfiCKtion]

I dont think I am comfortable readin one man describing the tingaling feelin another man gets when jackin off.

Lol that's erry man when he get that nut off!

 

[90'sBayPlayer]

The worst part is, when you work your way down the list and someone is down to get their cheeks murdered,the one you really want to fucc will call bacc but you're already knee deep in ass cheeks.

 

[Jack Tracks]

yea last night was won of those nights..... I was with this little young 19 year old bitch brought her out to this lil function, we dip back to my spot and as soon as we hit the couch and Im suckin on her lil tities she goes outside and pukes. Im like this is great, but anyways Ima creep so I stick with with it. She starts gettin all bitchy and angry towards me when Im tryn to un do her belt and shit. Im already mad at this bitch for not handling her alcohol, then she says "lets just cuddle, cuz your not gettin any tonight, I dont feel good."
I said ok well you can just get the fuck out then. I was hella heated she was like beggin me so she could stay. Then she was like "we can still sleep together in the morning" I told her to bounce after that said Im not a simp ass faggot and that Id rather jerk off then sit there and beg/bargon for the pussy.

she took off shitfaced, felt kinda bad she had to drive like that. Then I couldnt get a hold of one worth less cum infested trog that was on my phone all night long and ended up havin to you porn at like 430...

so yes Ive had one of those nights....

 

[savage]

holy shit jack tracks, what's with the long ass paragraph lol

 

[LISICKI]

you slipped up folks waiting too long to execute and every bitch in your phone already had their pre planned Dick lined up for the night


my new thing is tuesday afternoon around 1pm

thats when the wives and girlfriends like to creep and also the other girls that are too overwhelmed with dick on fri and sat you can catch um in the weekday afternoon when their pussy muscles tighten back up a lil bit

 

[Supa SAV'D OUTT]

LOL DAMN I WAS FUCCCCCCCKED UP, GOOD SHIT JACK TRACKS, U SHUDDA LET HER STAY THO, ALL U HAD TO DO WAS WAIT TIL SHE FELL ASLEEP AND START SUCKIN ON THE BOOBS LMAO ... U WOULDA GOT SUM BUT SHE MIGHT WANNA PRESS CHARGES THE NEXT DAY THO

 

[Simpaticone1]

I DONT DISCRIMINATE THE FATTIES THATS WHY I ONLY CALL EM WHEN I HAVE NO OTHER FISH ON THE LINE 2 REEL IN

YES......... Im a team player. 200 is gettin big for me though !

 

[emma]

 

[x-loc]

i have those nights to.....come home wanted some pussu and to find every bitch is sleeping or not answering.....and its usually sunday- sat nights.....every day....cuz im fucked up all the time...i go bowling and to happy hour on sunday and get fucked wasted.....and im usually to drunk to fuck the bitch..lol..some days i rather be drunk and get pussy...sounds kind of sad but its the truth...cuz some days i got on a pussu binge and somedays i just rather go on a dranking binge

 

[HOGGLIFE]

Ima creep so I stick with with it

funniest part of that paragraph lol....

 

[:ab:]

i haven't fucked a fat bitch in a little while. i need to find me a cute one and smash. but not morbidly obese, can't-wash-her-ass-properly-fat.

 

[fillyacup]

ever have one them nights where you just prop every post you agree? i swear i must hand out the most props

 

[nonfiCKtion]

YES......... Im a team player. 200 is gettin big for me though !

It depends on the female body structure homie. When I was younger, I was fuckin wit this girl. She was 5'9 210. She wasn't all blubbery n shit. She had lil tits like a B cup but she had hips like a mexican chick and thighs like PLAAAAAAAATTTTTTOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!

 

[nonfiCKtion]

What's fucked up is when ur good and faded and u call a bitch over thinkin that u gon get some. Yall drankin and blowin real good only to find out that she's bleedin.

 

[niguardian]

no pussu can be painful...

but this is the realest shit i ever heard

if u rub one off, guarantee that u gon say to urself, "fuck that bitch"

 

[Supa SAV'D OUTT]

^ YEA ITS BEEN A FEW TIMES IN MY LIFE THAT IVE STATED THOSE LINES AFTER DO THAT LOL

 

[Jae iLL]

What's fucked up is when ur good and faded and u call a bitch over thinkin that u gon get some. Yall drankin and blowin real good only to find out that she's bleedin.

It's like they plan for that sometime tho gettin a laugh and shiet, get you all worked up just to be like I can't fuck today. Shieet, then get down on this sack and raise the fuck up out of here then

I aint gon lie tho, I hit that shit in the shower one time tho cuz Ima dirty mothafucka like that.