u ever ditched yer girlfreind to jackoff

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fillyacup

Rest In Free SoCo
Sep 27, 2004
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come to think about it, that sounds like something i would do. just whip my jr out. i dont think i would start beating it though
 
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Gem,

Ron Jeremy is not hot although he's made many porns, back in those days they probably had no one better (dick wise). If you looked like Ron Jeremy it wouldnt event be a go..

Now i'll share with you a funny story: I went on a date a long time ago with a guy who asked me to give him a hand job n i said "no" so he starts jerking it while im watching a movie and then turned to me and asked me for a hand..I said "no" so he came on himself and tore his shirt off like incredible hulk and wiped himself..that was the first and last date i ever had with that guy...ive had worst dates then this but why would a guy tear his own shirt off? lol..oh the point to this was ron jeremy isnt hot..the end
lol @ mel going on dates with Sexual deviant hulk, fuch hulk smash...
Hulk want Handjob!
 

Chree

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i dont feel like reading all the replies. but yes i have lol. and ive called gfs/fbs talkin bout fuckin and they lagged, so i jus beat it and didnt answer when they called back ready lol