^^^^damn, i didnt even realize u had touched the tv...u sound like McLovin from Superbad when he drops the beer in the liquor store and it explodes everywhere.
Liqqqqa store employee-"Sir, did u do this, on the floor?"
McLovin-"No, and you should clean this up, someone could really hurt themselves."
Even better, its like in Tommy Boy when Tommy breaks the car door and Richard goes to open it, and it falls off-"Whatd u do?!!"