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Rookie hiphop-head-wannabe-editors, or what tha fuck ever you call it, Guru worst than K-Fed or all of those wack muthafuckaz around nowadays, what the fuck? That's a list made by some gay muthafucka knowing shit about nothing. 'nd that's the end of it..
 

LISICKI

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Gas One said:
haha, and i wonder if juvie ever got the keys to the rover truck

i doubt it

If juvie woulda played ball (of course meaning play with baby's balls) he could prolly be rollin it right now
 

Defy

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lets not forget lines like "lemonade was a popular drink and it still is"

and every single line in "its mostly the voice"


Guru is not tight. I'm not saying he's ass, but he's not tight.




on the other hand, Nore had a song where he said "What" 30 times for the hook......AND had a beezy singing "what what" over him saying "what"



heeeeeeeyyyyyy, erick serrrrrrrrrrrrrrmonnnnnnnnnnnn, heeeeeeeeeeeeey

thats all I have to say about him....




a typical Juelz Santana line would be:
you can call me the muffin man
I like muffins, man
my girl got ass, they're just like muffins man

AYE!!!


and on that note, a typical Mike Jones (who? Mike Jones) line would be:

Purple stuff in my cup
Purple stuff in my cup
let me say my phone number so you can blow it up
281-330-8004
281-330-8004
I said
281-330-8004
Hit Mike Jones on the low cuz Mike Jones about to blow
 
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Defy said:
on the other hand, Nore had a song where he said "What" 30 times for the hook......AND had a beezy singing "what what" over him saying "what"

Hey I like that joint though. What WHAT What WHAT What WHAT What WHAT What WHAT What WHAT What WHAT What WHAT What WHAT What WHAT What WHAT What WHAT What WHAT What WHAT
 

GHP

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Look at the lame muthafucker in the first comment trying to say Pimp C is weak. This dude is highly misinformed
 
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Noreaga is the shit. CNN War Report is my shit. Erick Sermon is the shit. EPMD is classic. Guru aint my favorite but you can't put him in the top 10 worst MCs. You could find 10 bad ones on MTV right now that are worse than Guru. UGod honestly I don't know which one he is, but Wu-Tang aint bad.
 

Gas One

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Defy said:
a typical Juelz Santana line would be:
you can call me the muffin man
I like muffins, man
my girl got ass, they're just like muffins man
did you see the juelz video i posted? (the first one)

that shit is like, a lyrical ferris wheel.

or a lyrical disneyland spinning tea cup ride.

hater.

with mind bending lines such as: "im driving wreckless/my mind is wreckless"

his mind is reckless and therefore it shows in his driving. WOOO!

shit is way too hot boy juelz is hella deep

what about "and i aint talkin bout that lindsey lohan/im talkin bout that sniff that blow man"

and now we see lohan caught up with coke

lyrical genius i tell you

the rest of yo shit is hatred for the god(s)

especially nore
if you watched the videos i put up nore kills both of them
 
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#34
Did anyone bother to read the article on why they chose to name these emcee's the worst of all time?? Can't say I agree because I feel Guru, Nore and Erick Sermon don't deserve to be on there.

Top 10 Worst of the Best MCs of All Time

Posted in Real Talk by Web Bum on the April 28th, 2007
I know I’m gonna catch some hate for this list. Over the years there have been several rappers who, either through great beat selection or crossover popularity have gotten way too much credit. Below is the list of the Top 10 Worst Famous Rappers of All Time. While there may be worse rappers than the guys on this list, they aren’t nearly the stars that these MCs are. Think of this as the worst of the best.

Greg Nice

Hands down, Greg Nice is the worst famous rapper of all time. While Smooth B isn’t exactly Rakim either, he pretty much held down the lyrical side of Nice & Smooth. Greg Nice might have some of the worst rhymes in the history of rap music. “Greg Nice, Greg N-I-C-E, Droppin dem basso ah oui oui, Rock for a fee not for free, Maybe I’ll do it for charity, Now my employer or my employee, Is makin Greg N-I-C-E very M-A-D.” Nobody’s ever listened to a Greg Nice verse and said to themselves, “Damn, Greg be spittin some straight heat!!”.

Mike Jones

If Greg Nice is the #1, Mike Jones is #1B. I don’t know anybody who’s been able to rock a cheesy gimmick for longer except Gilligan. Mike Jones sounds like a rapping muppet with the same lyrical ability of my 7 year old cousin. You should not be allowed to say your name 30 times and call it a record. Who? I don’t fucking care.

Guru

Guru is the classic example of how great production and a great voice can make up for a lack of lyrical ability. Guru has spit some of the wackest verses over some of the most classic beats ever. You understand how truly wack Guru is when he’s on his own, away from the safety net that is DJ Premier. For proof, check out any one of the 39 Jazzmatazz albums. Can you honestly imagine if Premier partnered with a top level rapper to form Gangstar instead of carrying Guru for 15 years. While obviously Gangstar material is still classic Hip Hop to the highest level, could you imagine if he had partnered with a guy like say Kool G Rap?

Diddy

Do me a favor and go back and listen to No Way Out and I dare you to get through one Puff verse without cringing. Puff’s so bad that even with other people writing his shit for him, it comes out terrible. His newest album would be a classic just based on the production and the melodies. One problem: Puff’s flow is atrocious.

Noreaga

We can’t bring up the Noreaga from the classic album War Report, when Tragedy Khadafi and Capone were writing his lyrics. When we can bring up the days since then, when he became N.O.R.E., he’s had some of the classic worst lines in rap history. “I get head and I don’t even iron my pants.” “I only rock jord-ons, I can’t stand pip-ons.” “You a frizzeak always see you in the strizzeet, walkin walkin til you get widdeak”. Nore’s swagger and flow have definitely allowed him to maintain a steady career thoughout the years and when you mix that in with some classic production from the likes of the Neptunes and Marley Marl, you get a rap superstar.

Baby

CEO’s shouldn’t rap, even if they’re CEO’s in the rap industry. I don’t think Bill Gates goes down to the factory and helps package up copies of Office 2007 and Baby shouldn’t pick up the mic. We know your rich, you got diamonds in your mouth, and you drive nice cars. Thanks. I don’t need to hear an entire album where you repeat those 3 facts over 16 tracks.

Pharrell

Another case of a producer who thinks he can rap. All too often producers feel that they need to crack the mic, and the results are often horrendous. While Manny Fresh might be the worst producer/rapper, he doesn’t have nearly the profile that Pharrell has. I understood who truly bad Pharrell was as a rapper when I listened to him ruin some classic beats on his mixtape, This guy took some of the greatest beats of all time and spit some of the worst nursery rhyme, cat in the hat, bars in history. The thing about bad rappers is that they run out of content quickly and Pharrell falls right into that realm. You get real sick of hearing about clothes, sneakers, and skateboards real quick, especially from a guy who’s not lyrical enough to flip it in different ways.

Erick Sermon

The E-R-I-C-K is a great producer, he’s a terrible rapper. He might have carried EPMD on the beat side of things, but when it came to picking up the mic, E. Sermon spit a lot of utter doo doo.

Juelz Santana

Cam’ron is a good rapper who doesn’t try and ends up spittin’ some terrible shit. Juelz is a bad rapper who doesn’t try and ends up spittin’ some terrible shit. Juelz is very lucky to be affiliated with Dipset and have solid business people overlooking his career otherwise he’d be hanging out with the Jae Mills and Graft of overhyped New York rappers.

U-God

Wu Tang consists of 9 members and 47 other guys who happen to randomly show up on their albums. In the Wu Tang hierarchy of lyrical ability, U-God is somewhere behind Killa-army. U-God’s had one memorable verse in the dozen years of Wu Tang existence. One verse on Triumph, that’s it.

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Just read the title on the mercury news one and it reads...

Top 10 Worst of the Best MCs of All Time.

So in reality these are emcee's who are good but at the same time they're bad? :confused: jk I get what they're saying
 
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Gas One said:
u god does suck. top 10, thats fucked up

but he sucks

ill agree with that and diddy and pharrel

but farnsworth bentley is worse than all three
WHEN DID FARNSWORTH BENTLY EVER PUT OUT AN ALBUM ? OR EVEN ATTEMPT TO RAP DA NIGGA CAN DANCE THO LOL HA HA
 

Defy

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Gas One said:
did you see the juelz video i posted? (the first one)

that shit is like, a lyrical ferris wheel.

or a lyrical disneyland spinning tea cup ride.

hater.

with mind bending lines such as: "im driving wreckless/my mind is wreckless"

his mind is reckless and therefore it shows in his driving. WOOO!

shit is way too hot boy juelz is hella deep

what about "and i aint talkin bout that lindsey lohan/im talkin bout that sniff that blow man"

and now we see lohan caught up with coke

lyrical genius i tell you

the rest of yo shit is hatred for the god(s)

especially nore
if you watched the videos i put up nore kills both of them
I'm not finna listen to the juelz song....I don't wanna look for my headphones and the seed is sleeping.....


and another thing about juelz santana.....wait a minute mr postman...that is all.....


but snore? that foo is beyond ass.....TONY has to be on the list of all time worst songs.....no wait, "superthug" was worse.....I can't say anything good about a song where people say what 50 times then whisper "superthug" and call that sumbitch a song