i went out with this fat bitch whoi had fake cornrow extensions and 7 gap teeth. the bitch had less of a hairline than vin diesel lol. she would always order 2 little ceasers pizzas. one would be gobbled up by the time i got to her house. i really didnt give a fuck about that kamala lookin bitch. she would cook enough food for 5 people and gobble up at least 1/2 of it every single time. just to tolerate her i had to drink 2 40s of hurricane gravity a day
took a girl out friday didnt go as i planned
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LMAO!!!! (I seriously got dizzy from laughing)
The only thing that I like "Hot N Ready" is a fat chick LOL!
Seriously though, I don't care for their pizza. I'll deal with it due to my kids, but I seriously hate it.
It's like eating cheese that won't melt properly over some ragu sauce on cardboard. Eating Little Cesar's pizza is like fucking with a condom on
she burned down her house in alabama at 16 years old claimed insanity and got sent to a looney bin for 20 years. met the bitch on her 45th birthday and she was on all sorts of meds so she wouldnt go crazy. think she was on some antipsychotics and shit. the meds basically turned her into a zombie and shit. being around her was more depressing than listening to elevator music for 24 hours straight
around this time i wasnt smokin weed because there was nothin bobby brown. the homie who had the good raggie was locked up for coke. her brother had some bobby brown bammer schammer. smoked 2 blunts of that shit one time and didnt get high. they got high as fuck off that shit and im lookin at them like
this. shit i was toeing
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s mom last night and 5 minutes later i was up to my knee
@gimmefreemusic
s mom last night and 5 minutes later i was up to my knee
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YOU MIGHT NOT OF KNOWN IT HOMIE....BUT ALOT OF CATS ON HERE BELONG TO THE I-LUM-A-FATTI .... THERE ARE DIFFERENT DEGREES PIMP....DEPENDING ON HOW MANY FATTI'S YOU HAVE LUMA'D.
IF YOU WANT TO START LUMIN SOME FATTIS START BY SAYING....
"BIG MAC, FILET O FISH, QUARTER POUNDER, FRENCH FRY, ICY COKE, THICK SHAKE, SUNDAE AND APPLE PIE"
GO DIFFERENT PLACES REPEATING THIS AND YOU WILL BE APPROACHED AND THE FATTI WILL SHOW UP....BUT I TELL YOU THIS....ONCE YOU HAVE LUMA'D A FATTI YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK TO NORMAL URINE CURTAINS....THATS ALL IM SAYING....I HOPE I DIDNT SAY TOO MUCH. BBW'S = SOME OF THE BEST POTTY CURTAINS I HAVE EVER BEEN IN.
IF YOU WANT TO START LUMIN SOME FATTIS START BY SAYING....
"BIG MAC, FILET O FISH, QUARTER POUNDER, FRENCH FRY, ICY COKE, THICK SHAKE, SUNDAE AND APPLE PIE"
GO DIFFERENT PLACES REPEATING THIS AND YOU WILL BE APPROACHED AND THE FATTI WILL SHOW UP....BUT I TELL YOU THIS....ONCE YOU HAVE LUMA'D A FATTI YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK TO NORMAL URINE CURTAINS....THATS ALL IM SAYING....I HOPE I DIDNT SAY TOO MUCH. BBW'S = SOME OF THE BEST POTTY CURTAINS I HAVE EVER BEEN IN.
There was this BBW I met one night after the club. She came up to me & whispered in my ear, "I think you're hot." and walked away. So I let her walk away and get distance before walking over to her and ask for her number.
I ended up calling her after sometime and we started to talk real cool over the phone. Turns out she was new in town. She had just been out here for two or three months. She had her own spot and was working at the prison.
I remember it was summer time because I took her out on the 4th of July to an all day event. The night before we had gone to the movies. She was cool to kick it with. Plus I was showing her spots around the area. And she kept bumping Too $hort, so I knew she had some freak in her.
I was at home one night and she called & I started spitting game and she was feeling it. She told me to go to kick it at her spot. So I got my Vin Diesel on & drove like the fast & the furious.
I get to her spot, we're kicking it and this bitch proceeds to tell me she hit me up that night after the club on a dare. I played it off smooth, but in the back of my mind I was like, "Aiight bitch, aiight."
She said I could stay the night, but that I'd have to sleep on the couch. I went with it. It was a one bedroom apartment. She turned the lights off & said goodnight. It wasn't more than ten minutes when she yells out from her room, "Are you asleep?" I knew it was on at this point. I said, "No."
She then states, "I feel bad making you drive all the way over here. You can sleep over here in the bed with me if you want." I gave a George Jefferson walk down her hallway and acted cool once I got to her room so she wouldn't see LOL! As soon as I walked in she say's, "You can come into bed how ever you feel comfortable sleeping." So I told her, "I like to sleep naked." She quickly replies, "Like I said however you feel most comfortable."
I stripped down and made sure she got an eye full of the shlong before climbing into bed. Once under the covers I reach over and grab her tiddies. She had some huge ones.
Now, I had smashed on thick chicks, skinny, bomb etc. But this was the first time with a BBW.
So I got my Ron Jeremy on...
I got to say, this BBW rode my dick into the ground while she was on the bottom as well as the top and every which way but loose.
After that, she'd random call me to go hit it. I complied every time.
Oh, and about hitting me up on a dare? I was like this afterwards...
I ended up calling her after sometime and we started to talk real cool over the phone. Turns out she was new in town. She had just been out here for two or three months. She had her own spot and was working at the prison.
I remember it was summer time because I took her out on the 4th of July to an all day event. The night before we had gone to the movies. She was cool to kick it with. Plus I was showing her spots around the area. And she kept bumping Too $hort, so I knew she had some freak in her.
I was at home one night and she called & I started spitting game and she was feeling it. She told me to go to kick it at her spot. So I got my Vin Diesel on & drove like the fast & the furious.
I get to her spot, we're kicking it and this bitch proceeds to tell me she hit me up that night after the club on a dare. I played it off smooth, but in the back of my mind I was like, "Aiight bitch, aiight."
She said I could stay the night, but that I'd have to sleep on the couch. I went with it. It was a one bedroom apartment. She turned the lights off & said goodnight. It wasn't more than ten minutes when she yells out from her room, "Are you asleep?" I knew it was on at this point. I said, "No."
She then states, "I feel bad making you drive all the way over here. You can sleep over here in the bed with me if you want." I gave a George Jefferson walk down her hallway and acted cool once I got to her room so she wouldn't see LOL! As soon as I walked in she say's, "You can come into bed how ever you feel comfortable sleeping." So I told her, "I like to sleep naked." She quickly replies, "Like I said however you feel most comfortable."
I stripped down and made sure she got an eye full of the shlong before climbing into bed. Once under the covers I reach over and grab her tiddies. She had some huge ones.
Now, I had smashed on thick chicks, skinny, bomb etc. But this was the first time with a BBW.
So I got my Ron Jeremy on...
I got to say, this BBW rode my dick into the ground while she was on the bottom as well as the top and every which way but loose.
After that, she'd random call me to go hit it. I complied every time.
Oh, and about hitting me up on a dare? I was like this afterwards...
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There was this BBW I met one night after the club. She came up to me & whispered in my ear, "I think you're hot." and walked away. So I let her walk away and get distance before walking over to her and ask for her number.
I ended up calling her after sometime and we started to talk real cool over the phone. Turns out she was new in town. She had just been out here for two or three months. She had her own spot and was working at the prison.
I remember it was summer time because I took her out on the 4th of July to an all day event. The night before we had gone to the movies. She was cool to kick it with. Plus I was showing her spots around the area. And she kept bumping Too $hort, so I knew she had some freak in her.
I was at home one night and she called & I started spitting game and she was feeling it. She told me to go to kick it at her spot. So I got my Vin Diesel on & drove like the fast & the furious.
I get to her spot, we're kicking it and this bitch proceeds to tell me she hit me up that night after the club on a dare. I played it off smooth, but in the back of my mind I was like, "Aiight bitch, aiight."
She said I could stay the night, but that I'd have to sleep on the couch. I went with it. It was a one bedroom apartment. She turned the lights off & said goodnight. It wasn't more than ten minutes when she yells out from her room, "Are you asleep?" I knew it was on at this point. I said, "No."
She then states, "I feel bad making you drive all the way over here. You can sleep over here in the bed with me if you want." I gave a George Jefferson walk down her hallway and acted cool once I got to her room so she wouldn't see LOL! As soon as I walked in she say's, "You can come into bed how ever you feel comfortable sleeping." So I told her, "I like to sleep naked." She quickly replies, "Like I said however you feel most comfortable."
I stripped down and made sure she got an eye full of the shlong before climbing into bed. Once under the covers I reach over and grab her tiddies. She had some huge ones.
Now, I had smashed on thick chicks, skinny, bomb etc. But this was the first time with a BBW.
So I got my Ron Jeremy on...
I got to say, this BBW rode my dick into the ground while she was on the bottom as well as the top and every which way but loose.
After that, she'd random call me to go hit it. I complied every time.
Oh, and about hitting me up on a dare? I was like this afterwards...
I ended up calling her after sometime and we started to talk real cool over the phone. Turns out she was new in town. She had just been out here for two or three months. She had her own spot and was working at the prison.
I remember it was summer time because I took her out on the 4th of July to an all day event. The night before we had gone to the movies. She was cool to kick it with. Plus I was showing her spots around the area. And she kept bumping Too $hort, so I knew she had some freak in her.
I was at home one night and she called & I started spitting game and she was feeling it. She told me to go to kick it at her spot. So I got my Vin Diesel on & drove like the fast & the furious.
I get to her spot, we're kicking it and this bitch proceeds to tell me she hit me up that night after the club on a dare. I played it off smooth, but in the back of my mind I was like, "Aiight bitch, aiight."
She said I could stay the night, but that I'd have to sleep on the couch. I went with it. It was a one bedroom apartment. She turned the lights off & said goodnight. It wasn't more than ten minutes when she yells out from her room, "Are you asleep?" I knew it was on at this point. I said, "No."
She then states, "I feel bad making you drive all the way over here. You can sleep over here in the bed with me if you want." I gave a George Jefferson walk down her hallway and acted cool once I got to her room so she wouldn't see LOL! As soon as I walked in she say's, "You can come into bed how ever you feel comfortable sleeping." So I told her, "I like to sleep naked." She quickly replies, "Like I said however you feel most comfortable."
I stripped down and made sure she got an eye full of the shlong before climbing into bed. Once under the covers I reach over and grab her tiddies. She had some huge ones.
Now, I had smashed on thick chicks, skinny, bomb etc. But this was the first time with a BBW.
So I got my Ron Jeremy on...
I got to say, this BBW rode my dick into the ground while she was on the bottom as well as the top and every which way but loose.
After that, she'd random call me to go hit it. I complied every time.
Oh, and about hitting me up on a dare? I was like this afterwards...
LOL! No, I actually lost contact with that one. Never knocked her up though.
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