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NoDQ.com > TNA > TNA Impact spoilers for this coming Monday
Posted by Mark Virginia on 03/23/2010 at 09:45 PM


Thanks to JP Nichols and PWInsider.com for the following results:

In a Dark Match:

Daniels defeated New Japan's Kazuchika Okada with the Best Moonsault Ever.

For Xplosion:

Angelina Love defeated Madison Rayne.

Team 3D comes to the ring and get on the mic. They mention a poll on the TNA website to determine the most popular tag team and it was a tie between them and the Motor City Machine Guns. Team 3D challenged the Machine Guns for the title shot that the Machine Guns earned at Generation X and the Machine Guns accepted.

Motor City Machine Guns versus Team 3D goes to a No Contest. During the match, Chris Sabin accidentally knocked out referee Slick Johnson. Earl Hebner came out to replace Johnson and the match ended with a double pin. Devon had Sabin pinned while Shelley pinned Ray.

They show a video on the big screen of Hulk Hogan apologizing to Jeff Jarrett for what Eric Bischoff has done to him over the last few weeks. Hogan tells Jarrett to go out there and kick A.J. Styles' butt tonight.

Jay Lethal walks into the office and Hogan and Lethal have what is described as a pretty funny interaction. Lethal was doing his Black Machismo gimmick with Hogan.

They do the opening for Impact and The Band comes to the ring and they are joined by Bubba the Love Sponge. Bubba calls the fans 'marks' and 'sheep'. They say that Bubba fits with the Band because of what they do. Nash gets on the mic and he calls out Eric Young to apologize to him. Young comes to the ring and Nash says that what he did was not personal. Nash says that the six man tag match will not happen tonight. Nash offers Young a spot in The Band.

Young hits Nash, Hall, and Waltman and then he goes to choke Bubba but The Band attack Young and get the upper hand. Rob Van Dam and Jeff Hardy come to the ring and The Band leaves the ring.

Jeff Hardy announces to the crowd that the match will still happen and in honor of Lockdown, the match will take place inside a steel cage.

During this segment, Eric Young was getting a crowd reaction equal to Van Dam and Hardy.

Shannon Moore and Kazarian defeat TNA X Division Champion Doug Williams and Brian Kendrick when Moore pinned Kendrick after a leaping spinning neck breaker from the middle rope. After the match, Shannon Moore put make up on Kendrick.

D'Angelo Dinero comes out and he says that a moment that he has been waiting for his entire career was almost spoiled by A.J. Styles and Ric Flair. Despite their best efforts, he is alive and well. He says that Styles is a shadow in the streetlights and he is the godlight of TNA. Dinero tells Styles to get a spacesuit because at Lockdown he will take A.J. to the 'outer limits'. Dinero says that A.J. may be 'phenomenal' but he will never be the Pope. When the smoke clears, the Pope will have not only arrived but he will be pimpin.

Chelsea comes to the ring and Dinero asks how he can help her. Chelsea says that there is one thing that he can help her with and that is to help her become a ho. Desmond Wolfe gets to the ring through the crowd but Dinero throws Wolfe out of the ring. Dinero then makes out with Chelsea in the ring and sets her on the mat. Dinero leaves some money in her cleavage before leaving the ring.

Orlando Jordan was hanging above the ring and was then lowered to the mat covered in yellow tape. Jordan crawls up the ramp and goes towards the announce table where something was set up. The crowd was chanting 'that was creepy'.

Before anything could happen with Jordan, the thing set up for Orlando Jordan was taken down.

Jeremy Borash is in the back conducting an interview with Tara when Daffney attacked her. They brawl into the Impact Zone for their First Blood Match.

Tara defeats Daffney in a First Blood Match when Tara hit Daffney in the head with the tool box to cause Daffney to bleed. Daffney appeared to enjoy being busted open.

A.J. Styles defeats Jeff Jarrett with the Styles Clash. Ric Flair was ejected from ringside early in the match but he came back later in the match and distracted the referee. The referee was knocked out. Jarrett hit the Stroke from the second turnbuckle while the referee was out so there was no count. Eric Bischoff comes out with a guitar and he was going to hit Jarrett with it, but Jarrett stopped Bischoff. Styles hit Jarrett with a low blow and then got the win with the Styles Clash.

This was described as a good match.

Eric Bischoff is backstage with Jay Lethal and Lethal instructed Bischoff to come up with a main event-esque match. Bischoff has a match in mind and he tells Lethal to go to the ring.

Jay Lethal defeats Beer Money with a small package on Roode while Storm was not paying attention.

Desmond Wolfe defeats D'Angelo Dinero as a result of hitting Dinero with brass knuckles while Chelsea distracted the referee.

The cage is being set up for the main event.

Kurt Angle and Ken Anderson cut promos talking about their cage match at Lockdown. It was announced that there will be a ladder match between Anderson and Angle on next week's Impact.

Eric Young, Rob Van Dam, and Jeff Hardy defeat The Band in a Steel Cage Match when Eric Young pinned Sean Waltman after an elbow drop from the top of the cage. The finish of the match saw Hardy hit a Swanton followed by a Five Star Frog Splash from Van Dam and finished with the elbow drop from the top of the cage.
 
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Orlando Jordan was hanging above the ring and was then lowered to the mat covered in yellow tape. Jordan crawls up the ramp and goes towards the announce table where something was set up. The crowd was chanting 'that was creepy'.

Before anything could happen with Jordan, the thing set up for Orlando Jordan was taken down.

wow.... just wow.

I don't even wanna know.
 
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wow.... just wow.

I don't even wanna know.
NoDQ.com > TNA > Details on controversial angle with TNA star
Posted by Mark Virginia on 03/26/2010 at 09:58 PM

TNA star Orlando Jordan, who last appeared on Impact in February with his controversial bi-sexual gimmick, will return this coming Monday night with another racy angle.

Jordan is lowered into the ring from the rafters wrapped in yellow caution tape with a TNA logo. Jordan is also wearing make-up now and has changed his hairstyle. Jordan then crawled through the ring and sat down on a couch with his male and female valets. Behind them on a wall is the tri-colored bi-sexual pride flag as well as two male symbols and one female symbol. Fans in the arena chanted "that was creepy" after the segment.
 

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I had a feeling he was a fruit the first time I saw him wrestle. But then again, I thought that about Norman Smiley, but I don't think he's a fruit basket.
 
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you hear the commentators after it happened, noone knew what to say. Probably the gayest thing ive ever seen, even gayer then Billy Gunn and Chuck being tag team partners
 
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a quote from Bischoff in '96.........from nodq.com

"As for Goldust, well, that's a different story. I feel bad for Dustin Rhodes. HE's a great guy, a good person. Although there's a fair amount of controversy surrounding his departure from WCW and yours truly, that never really impacted the fact that I liked and respected Dustin Rhodes as a person. But what he's doing now is very embarrassing, degrading - to him, his family and all of wrestling. The WWF always used to talk about family values, but I don't think that's the case anymore. As the parent of two kids (son Garrett and daughter Montanna), I know I wouldn't feel comfortable having my kids watch the WWF, where a guy dresses up in drag (clothes) and fondles himself at ringside."
:ermm:
 
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NoDQ.com > TNA > Orlando Jordan talks about his new character
Posted by Mark Virginia on 04/08/2010 at 06:36 PM

- Outsports.com has a new article up on Orlando Jordan’s bi-sexual angle, based on his real life, in TNA.

Regarding Orlando being the first open bi-sexual wrestler, he said, “There’s a very small percent of people who empower society on a global basis. Maybe one percent. If everyone was a pioneer, it’d make things a lot easier. But that’s not the case. And there’s a price that comes with being a pioneer, but I would not expect anything less because that’s who I am.”

What does Jordan look to accomplish with the controversial character in TNA? He said, “I really hope this character helps troubled teens, be it [those struggling] because of their race or their sexuality. If this character makes life even just a little bit easier for someone else, then I’ll be really happy.”
 
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a quote from Bischoff in '96.........from nodq.com

"As for Goldust, well, that's a different story. I feel bad for Dustin Rhodes. HE's a great guy, a good person. Although there's a fair amount of controversy surrounding his departure from WCW and yours truly, that never really impacted the fact that I liked and respected Dustin Rhodes as a person. But what he's doing now is very embarrassing, degrading - to him, his family and all of wrestling. The WWF always used to talk about family values, but I don't think that's the case anymore. As the parent of two kids (son Garrett and daughter Montanna), I know I wouldn't feel comfortable having my kids watch the WWF, where a guy dresses up in drag (clothes) and fondles himself at ringside."
:ermm:
Hypocrisy for lunch, anyone?
 
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wow, Impact sucks and everyone is quick to come on here and pick it apart, now Impact is solid and something surprising happens and people quiet as mice lol..