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Oct 16, 2002
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^EYYYYY it is what it is....ppl like all kinds of things, shit, i was watch'n tv the other day and this dude had 8 blow up dolls, supposedly they all his gf'z and shit and he fucks 'em all.....

some weird mu'fuckaz out there mane....
 
Mar 4, 2007
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MeloTrauma said:
hey....guess what i got pink eye too haha...i didn't take a PICTURE of it..but i got it on the plane...and the only reason i knew i had it right away when i woke up the next day is cause of you describing it...so thanks in a way hahaha

i prolly wouldn't have known there was over the counter pink eye drops unless you told everyone about it and everyone said you could get shit for it...


good thing i was all the way in new york and there isn't kaiser out there..i would have been fucked out my ass...

well anyways haha thanks for being gross!
 
May 4, 2002
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MeloTrauma said:
i'D sMASH AND BUST ALL OVER THEM SHITS AND SLAP HER ONE GOOD TIME WIT NUT ON MY FINGERTIPS FOR TRYINNA OVER POWER ME IN BED WITH THEM GARGANTUAN TITTIES!


THEN I'D KISS THAT SLUT AND GO TO SLEEP!

but on the real that shit is waaaay tha fuck over the top!
i'm gon call them shits LEEZILLA TITTIES.
I'd fuck her but i couldn't have my irls tits like that...
 
Apr 25, 2002
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they look real to me, the first pick shows slight droopage... the second pic you could see the outline of a fuckin hammock holdin those things up... the titty also sits broadly on the chest and countines its roundness on the sides and under the arm, which fake titties dont do... my two titty cents.
 
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MeloTrauma said:
they look real to me, the first pick shows slight droopage... the second pic you could see the outline of a fuckin hammock holdin those things up... the titty also sits broadly on the chest and countines its roundness on the sides and under the arm, which fake titties dont do... my two titty cents.
Man I'm just curious...how the fuck do you get pinkeye? That shit looks nasty as hell.
 
Apr 25, 2002
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I have a theory... I work in place where I handle a lot of money... since Ive worked there Ive gotten sick a lot more than I ever did in my life. I think Im exposed to a lot of shit that comes in on all the money I touch. I probably rubbed my eye at work or some shit... or I butterfly kissed the wrong whores vagina
 
Mar 4, 2007
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Mr. Chronic said:
Man I'm just curious...how the fuck do you get pinkeye? That shit looks nasty as hell.
eey i got pink eye too, but i got from being on a plane and then i got an eyelash in my eye and it was hurtin so bad and i couldn't go to the bathroom to look so i was just rubbin it all crazy, the next morning my eye was a little red kinda like when your high so i went got drops right awway and it was all good...

but melotrauma you know that 70% or shit close to that, of money has traces of drugs on it?
clean yo HANDS! haha
 

Evil Jesus

Its All Evil Jesus!
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rekomstop said:



do those look real to you guys?
yeah them titties look pretty real to me besides all the dimples in the shirt. that could be way of bra though so.. either way i know id be starin. rekomstop post up yo titties!
 
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Evil Jesus said:
yeah them titties look pretty real to me besides all the dimples in the shirt. that could be way of bra though so.. either way i know id be starin. rekomstop post up yo titties!
hahah there are 6 of my shirts in there haha...all sweaters and thicker shirts too haha...

but yeah i still don't understand how you guys can look at that and think its real...