Thousands of falling dead birds in Arkansas. Hillbillies baffled.

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fillyacup

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what im saying i blame idiot gullible people who are the type to panic at y2k and shit like that and are easily blinded by whatever they friends talk about at the water cooler
 
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i garnette that shit went down 25+ years ago, its just it took forever for news to travel so by the time it was broadcasted, the minds of the people were onto other things..
If you're referring to mass bird and fish deaths within the span of a couple days, actually no... "that shit" never went down 25+ years ago, and there's stats to prove it.

Over the span of several years, yes, but within a couple days, no.
 

fillyacup

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being proven wrong is what i love to be. off top the mass deaths so timely close yet so distantly far proply didnt happen like this because chemicals are involved?

but species deaths do happen, maybe just a coincidence they are happening at the same time? i mean, there is an answer out there behind and under all the boolchit they are feeding us
 
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The species thing is what gets me because it's only happening to particular types of birds and fish for the most part... unless there's some advanced government testing shit going on I would have to think this is all just a really strange coincidence and there's nothing extremely secret and malevolent going on.

..but at the same time my distrust in the world's governments forces me to leave all doors and possibilities open for consideration. Don't believe what the news tells you, come to your own conclusion through analysis of the evidence at hand.
 

CyrusTheVirus

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the conspiracy theorist on lock?
lemme try

Geological Survey as saying that a thousand or more blackbirds have turned up dead some 16 times in the past 30 years.
it takes practice to perfect a chemical weapon

I will then begin believing that it was some kind of scientific test on certain DNA strands.
It was designed to attack specific dna structures

Some dude that was found in a landfill a couple of days ago might knew something about this, maybe that's why he was killed.

From what I read he worked with a major company that makes biological weapons for the U.S....
knowledge was too much power in this case


here you go... the whole goings on in summary

On average the govt technology is at least 50 years ahead of the general public. Keep that in mind and think about how much technology has changed in the last 10-15 years for the general public. Think 50 years in the future of what kinds of shit we will have by then.

My guess is something like this.


mini helicopters look like they might be fun for kids to play with. Now consider the advanced technology that a govt controlled mini helicopter might have. My guess is it would be the size of a fly but much more powerful.

Think about the advancements in DNA technology in the last 10-15 years. Not just maury povich making people pay child support but the fact that dna can be used to link you to almost anything. Very small amounts of DNA can tie you to a location with as little as 1 skin cell possibly. ( that might be a stretch but you see what I'm getting at ).

The double helix model of dna structure contains all kinds of intricacies.


This can determine your physical characteristics and makes up everything about a living creatures.

What if DNA matching isn't the only thing that the govt has been working on. If you can reverse engineer the make-up of the DNA strand for a certain living being then you might be able to find weaknesses that are common between that particular DNA pattern. Once a weakness is identified then a tool can be designed to take advantage of these weaknesses and exploit them for good or bad. The tool could be specific enough to only attack DNA strands that were a certain sequence. In this case the sequence was that of a black bird.

Delivery of the death spray could take place via the small as a fly helicopter thing. The birds are flying in formation and the fly plane gets in front of them and releases a small puff of the chemical weapon that the birds pass through and immediately begin to hemmorage and internally collapse and die thus falling from the sky. One of them happens to fall into the river and sink to the bottom

Though the chemical weapon is designed to specifically target the blackbird dna makeup and leave everything else unharmed an unforseen mishap bears it's ugly head and kills a mass amount of fish and this is how.

One bird which had been infected falls into the river and sinks to the bottom. The chemical inside the birds carcus mixed with the water starts to deteriorate on the river bottom. However, a bottom feeding fish comes along at some point and digests part of this bird. The chemical should not have any effect on the fish but once the fish begins to digest the meal it absorbs the contents and thus causes a mutation of the infectious weapon.

The fish transforms the chemical which was designed to attack black birds into something that was designed to eliminate it's own species. Therefore it begins to spread to all the fish around in a similar manner to the way it infected massive amounts of birds. The result is mass death of fish along with the birds.

The timeline might be off if the fish died first but it could be a delayed reaction of the chemical weapon kicking on and euthenizing the birds.

The chemical specialist knew this would happen and warned the govt who was over anxious to test it's new genocide weapon in teh real world. After these events took place he made sure to say I told you so and thus wound up deceased.

After all the national attention on the matter the govt then released similar chemicals to create diversion events in other parts of the US and the world. Thus downplaying the severity of the events and allowing them to continue on undetected.

These are the days we live in breh... yeah that's a wacked out conspiracy theory but remember... 50 years ahead.

Maybe they were just trying to figure out how to kill off all the carp on the illinois river but I doubt it



/conspiracy
 
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lemme try



it takes practice to perfect a chemical weapon


It was designed to attack specific dna structures


knowledge was too much power in this case


here you go... the whole goings on in summary

On average the govt technology is at least 50 years ahead of the general public. Keep that in mind and think about how much technology has changed in the last 10-15 years for the general public. Think 50 years in the future of what kinds of shit we will have by then.

My guess is something like this.


mini helicopters look like they might be fun for kids to play with. Now consider the advanced technology that a govt controlled mini helicopter might have. My guess is it would be the size of a fly but much more powerful.

Think about the advancements in DNA technology in the last 10-15 years. Not just maury povich making people pay child support but the fact that dna can be used to link you to almost anything. Very small amounts of DNA can tie you to a location with as little as 1 skin cell possibly. ( that might be a stretch but you see what I'm getting at ).

The double helix model of dna structure contains all kinds of intricacies.


This can determine your physical characteristics and makes up everything about a living creatures.

What if DNA matching isn't the only thing that the govt has been working on. If you can reverse engineer the make-up of the DNA strand for a certain living being then you might be able to find weaknesses that are common between that particular DNA pattern. Once a weakness is identified then a tool can be designed to take advantage of these weaknesses and exploit them for good or bad. The tool could be specific enough to only attack DNA strands that were a certain sequence. In this case the sequence was that of a black bird.

Delivery of the death spray could take place via the small as a fly helicopter thing. The birds are flying in formation and the fly plane gets in front of them and releases a small puff of the chemical weapon that the birds pass through and immediately begin to hemmorage and internally collapse and die thus falling from the sky. One of them happens to fall into the river and sink to the bottom

Though the chemical weapon is designed to specifically target the blackbird dna makeup and leave everything else unharmed an unforseen mishap bears it's ugly head and kills a mass amount of fish and this is how.

One bird which had been infected falls into the river and sinks to the bottom. The chemical inside the birds carcus mixed with the water starts to deteriorate on the river bottom. However, a bottom feeding fish comes along at some point and digests part of this bird. The chemical should not have any effect on the fish but once the fish begins to digest the meal it absorbs the contents and thus causes a mutation of the infectious weapon.

The fish transforms the chemical which was designed to attack black birds into something that was designed to eliminate it's own species. Therefore it begins to spread to all the fish around in a similar manner to the way it infected massive amounts of birds. The result is mass death of fish along with the birds.

The timeline might be off if the fish died first but it could be a delayed reaction of the chemical weapon kicking on and euthenizing the birds.

The chemical specialist knew this would happen and warned the govt who was over anxious to test it's new genocide weapon in teh real world. After these events took place he made sure to say I told you so and thus wound up deceased.

After all the national attention on the matter the govt then released similar chemicals to create diversion events in other parts of the US and the world. Thus downplaying the severity of the events and allowing them to continue on undetected.

These are the days we live in breh... yeah that's a wacked out conspiracy theory but remember... 50 years ahead.

Maybe they were just trying to figure out how to kill off all the carp on the illinois river but I doubt it



/conspiracy
with that being said.. don't eat no fish!
 

L.D.S.

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Fuck Nightline for making this a joke, too. It's part of what the gov't wants us to make it into.

You'll never hear the end of this from me if all these deaths link together under some Umbrella Corporation kind of conspiracy and my uneasy feelings are true.