THIS SOME BULLSHIT!!!
- Thread starter YOUNGNUTT
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just pack some piss where ever you go and say fuck him, flip it on him, act hella cocky and high, let him pop the test but keep smokin, pass the shit then somehow make him real angry so he fires you over some bullshit, collect unemployment and file a wrongful employee terimanation and sue his ass for punking you and acting like a fuckin bitch since his punk ass got away from base pipes and outfits trying to convert a functioning weed smoker to a brain washed AA bible study dumb fuck.....handle it
cannabis card cant prevent you frm getting fired....most jobs have you sign a no drugs clause when you sign the hiring paperwork...you lose by default since you had agreed not to be high at work or be under the influece of any drugs while working....you wont get arrested if your caught for weed (and even that isnt always true) but the club card isnt gonna keep ya job...
my advice would be to stay clean for a month or so, work ya ass off and get on the good side again....or you can claim your an addict that needs help and tell them your checking into rehab, they will probably fire you but you have a better chance of getting unemployment...i think..
my advice would be to stay clean for a month or so, work ya ass off and get on the good side again....or you can claim your an addict that needs help and tell them your checking into rehab, they will probably fire you but you have a better chance of getting unemployment...i think..
Shit nm then. lol Isnt it a shame that they would assume that scince you can legally smoke that your going to be doing it at work??
One night at work my supervisor came in and asked me if i was partying hard the other night cuz my eyes were bloodshot and i was mumbling.. he said like..
"have you been under the influence lately..."
me "no more then usual" and started laughin..shoulda seen the look on his face, he didnt kno how to take that response...he was going to turn around but doubled back and said
"narcotics??"
me "no thanks."
they never bothered me about it again.
One night at work my supervisor came in and asked me if i was partying hard the other night cuz my eyes were bloodshot and i was mumbling.. he said like..
"have you been under the influence lately..."
me "no more then usual" and started laughin..shoulda seen the look on his face, he didnt kno how to take that response...he was going to turn around but doubled back and said
"narcotics??"
me "no thanks."
they never bothered me about it again.
THE SAGA CONTINUES....
SO AFTER THE WEEKEND,
THIS MUTHAFUCCA COMES UP TO ME AND SAYS
"OUTSIDE NOW"
I GO OUTSIDE AND THIS MUTHAFUCCA IS LIKE:
I'VE BEEN THINK'N' ABOUT IT OVER THE WEEKEND, AND NOW MY JOB IS IN JEOPARDY BECAUSE I KNOW YOU USE, AND IF YOU WERE TO GET ARRESTED ON THE WEEKEND AND LOOSE YOUR JOB, AND YOU MENTION MY NAME (WHICH MAKES NO FUCC'N' SENSE AT ALL) I'D BE OUT OF A JOB!!!
SO I'M GIVING YOU THREE WEEKS TO GET CLEAN,
THEN WERE GOING TO HR AND TAKE A TEST. YOU KNOW THERES WAYS AROUND THIS, LIKE THE "EAP" EMPLOYEE ASSISTANTS PROGRAM.
(THIS MUTHAFUCCAS TALK'N' BOUT REHAB, FOR SOME WEED, I ALMOST LOST IT)
BY THIS TIME I'M LIKE WHATEVER, WHENS THE TEST???
THIS MOTHAFUCCA GOES CRAZY AND IS LIKE,
SEE THIS IS YOUR PROBLEM, YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE,
YOUR YOUNG, AND LOOK HOW YOU DRESS,
(WHICH IS BUSINESS ATTIRE, SLACCS AND BUTTON SHIRTS)
I KNOW MIKE SMOKES (MY COWORKER), BUT IT AIN'T A PROBLEM WITH HIM, BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T LOOK AT MIKE AND SEE THAT, THEY SEE A NICE WITTY GUY, BUT WHEN THEY LOOK AT YOU.....
I SAY:
WHAT, CUZ I'M YOUNG AND BLACC???
(THAT'S THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MIKE AND I)
HE SAYS:
NAW MAN, YOU CAN'T THINK LIKE THAT!!!
WHAT THE FUCC AM I SUPPOSE TO THINK, I AM SO FUCC'N' FRUSTRATED WITH THIS SHIT, I ALMOST LOST IT AND JUST RUSHED HIS ASS YESTERDAY, I JUST STRAIGHT WALKED OUT OF THERE AND WENT HOME!!!
BUT......................
I GOT THE SOLUTION!!!
SYNTHETIC PISS!!!! SWOOPED ME UP SOME OF THAT SHIT YESTERDAY FROM THE HEAD SHOP!!!
GUARANTEED TO WORK, OR 200% YOUR MONEY BACC!!!
I CAME IN THIS COMPANY THROUGH THE VICE PRESIDENT,
SO ONCE I PASS THE TEST, AND MY BOSS FINDS HIMSELF IN WORLD OF SHIT FOR ALL THIS HARRASSMENT, I'M GONNA TRY AND GET HIS ASS FIRED!!!
THIS FOO SWEARS HE'S BLACC, WHEN HE'S FROM TRINIDAD, HE ALWAYS SAYING RACIAL JOKES ABOUT BLACCS & ASIANS INFRONT OF THE WHOLE SHIFT, SO NOW I GOT TO PLAY THIS WHITE FOLK CORPARATE GAME, AND END THIS WAR THIS BUSTER STARTED!!!
ALL I WANNA DO IS WORK, GET PAID,
COME HOME AND PARTY, IS THAT TOO MUCH????
FUCC!!!
SO AFTER THE WEEKEND,
THIS MUTHAFUCCA COMES UP TO ME AND SAYS
"OUTSIDE NOW"
I GO OUTSIDE AND THIS MUTHAFUCCA IS LIKE:
I'VE BEEN THINK'N' ABOUT IT OVER THE WEEKEND, AND NOW MY JOB IS IN JEOPARDY BECAUSE I KNOW YOU USE, AND IF YOU WERE TO GET ARRESTED ON THE WEEKEND AND LOOSE YOUR JOB, AND YOU MENTION MY NAME (WHICH MAKES NO FUCC'N' SENSE AT ALL) I'D BE OUT OF A JOB!!!
SO I'M GIVING YOU THREE WEEKS TO GET CLEAN,
THEN WERE GOING TO HR AND TAKE A TEST. YOU KNOW THERES WAYS AROUND THIS, LIKE THE "EAP" EMPLOYEE ASSISTANTS PROGRAM.
(THIS MUTHAFUCCAS TALK'N' BOUT REHAB, FOR SOME WEED, I ALMOST LOST IT)
BY THIS TIME I'M LIKE WHATEVER, WHENS THE TEST???
THIS MOTHAFUCCA GOES CRAZY AND IS LIKE,
SEE THIS IS YOUR PROBLEM, YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE,
YOUR YOUNG, AND LOOK HOW YOU DRESS,
(WHICH IS BUSINESS ATTIRE, SLACCS AND BUTTON SHIRTS)
I KNOW MIKE SMOKES (MY COWORKER), BUT IT AIN'T A PROBLEM WITH HIM, BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T LOOK AT MIKE AND SEE THAT, THEY SEE A NICE WITTY GUY, BUT WHEN THEY LOOK AT YOU.....
I SAY:
WHAT, CUZ I'M YOUNG AND BLACC???
(THAT'S THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MIKE AND I)
HE SAYS:
NAW MAN, YOU CAN'T THINK LIKE THAT!!!
WHAT THE FUCC AM I SUPPOSE TO THINK, I AM SO FUCC'N' FRUSTRATED WITH THIS SHIT, I ALMOST LOST IT AND JUST RUSHED HIS ASS YESTERDAY, I JUST STRAIGHT WALKED OUT OF THERE AND WENT HOME!!!
BUT......................
I GOT THE SOLUTION!!!
SYNTHETIC PISS!!!! SWOOPED ME UP SOME OF THAT SHIT YESTERDAY FROM THE HEAD SHOP!!!
GUARANTEED TO WORK, OR 200% YOUR MONEY BACC!!!
I CAME IN THIS COMPANY THROUGH THE VICE PRESIDENT,
SO ONCE I PASS THE TEST, AND MY BOSS FINDS HIMSELF IN WORLD OF SHIT FOR ALL THIS HARRASSMENT, I'M GONNA TRY AND GET HIS ASS FIRED!!!
THIS FOO SWEARS HE'S BLACC, WHEN HE'S FROM TRINIDAD, HE ALWAYS SAYING RACIAL JOKES ABOUT BLACCS & ASIANS INFRONT OF THE WHOLE SHIFT, SO NOW I GOT TO PLAY THIS WHITE FOLK CORPARATE GAME, AND END THIS WAR THIS BUSTER STARTED!!!
ALL I WANNA DO IS WORK, GET PAID,
COME HOME AND PARTY, IS THAT TOO MUCH????
FUCC!!!
thats pretty fucked up, he knows some other kat smokes, but hes singling you out.
and if you did get arrested, no matter how many times you mention his name (why you would and for what reason escapes me altogether) nothing would happend to his punk ass.
this isnt about weed, this guy just has it out for you.
you should, if you havent already, document everything he says (coversations between you two; racist jokes, etc...) you may still end up losing you job over weed, but you can take him with you at the same time... in theory.
you said you got your job through the VP, go to him, im sure he knows of your 'wrong-doings'. at this point what is the worst that can happen?
and if you did get arrested, no matter how many times you mention his name (why you would and for what reason escapes me altogether) nothing would happend to his punk ass.
this isnt about weed, this guy just has it out for you.
you should, if you havent already, document everything he says (coversations between you two; racist jokes, etc...) you may still end up losing you job over weed, but you can take him with you at the same time... in theory.
you said you got your job through the VP, go to him, im sure he knows of your 'wrong-doings'. at this point what is the worst that can happen?
AND ON, AND ON, AND ON, AND ON, AND ON, AND ON...
YESTERDAY, I COME INTO TO WORK AND HE PULLS ME TO HIS DESK, INFRONT OF THE FIRST SHIFT SUPERVISOR, AND SAYS:
I'VE ALREADY SPOKE TO BOB (HIS BOSS), EVAN (VICE PRES.) AND HR. ABOUT THIS, AND EVAN DOESN'T EVEN WANT YOUR HERE, IF I HAVE TO BABYSIT YOU, THEN HE DOESN'T WANT YOU HERE!!!
YOU WILL HAVE 30 DAYS, THEN YOU WILL TAKE A DRUG TEST WITH HR.
I SAY :
FINE, LETS DO IT!!!
HE SAYS :
I DON'T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE!!!
I SAY :
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I SAID FINE LETS DO IT!!!
HE SAYS :
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO HELP YOU RIGHT NOW!!!
(AT THIS TIME I HAD IT)
I SAY :
YOU KNOW WHAT JOSE, YOUR HARRASSING ME, WHAT YOUR DOING IS HARRASSMENT, I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR TEST, AND PASS, CUZ I BELIEVE THERE IS NO MARIJUANA IN MY SYSTEM, ONCE I PASS THIS TEST, THIS IS HARRASSMENT!!!
HE SAYS :
O.K. THIS NEEDS TO BE TAKEN TO THE NEXT STEP, GO AHEAD AND START YOUR WORK DAY!!!
(HE LEAVES THE ROOM AND GOES TO HR)
I CANNOT WORK, I'M SO AMPED UP, I CAN'T CONCENTRATE, I WANNA LET THE GHETTO IN ME TAKE OVER, I CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT WORK RIGHT NOW!!!
SO HE COMES BACC FROM HR,
I SAY :
I'M NOT FEELING WELL, I'M GONNA GO HOME!!!
HE SAYS :
YEAH WELL, HR IS UP THERE WITH THE LAWYER FINALIZING SOME PAPER WORK, SO WAIT FOR A SECOND!!!
HE LEAVES AND COMES BACC WITH THIS BULLSHIT AND TELLS ME I HAVE TO SIGN IT!!!
PERFORMANCE IMPROVEMENT PLAN - FINAL WARNING
THIS MEMO IS TO CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE BEING PLACED ON A FORMAL PERFORMANCE IMPROVEMENT PLAN AS A RESULT OF YOUR NEGATIVE WORKPLACE BEHAVIOR THAT HAS SEVERELY IMPACTED YOUR ABILITY TO FUNCTION IN YOUR ROLE AS A OPERATION SUPPORT ANALYST. IN THE PAST WE HAVE DISCUSSED YOUR UNPROFESSIONAL BEHAVIOR ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS.
A FEW WEEKS AGO DURING A STAFF MEETING I REMINDED EVERYONE OF FIRST AMERICANS POLICY AGAINST DRUG AND ALCOHOL USE IN THE WORKPLACE. ON WEDNESDAY JUNE 15TH WE DISCUSSED YOUR WORKPLACE BEHAVIOR THAT COULD INDICATE YOU MAY HAVE BEEN UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF DRUGS OR ALCOHOL. WHEN I INDICATED THAT I WAS GOING TO SEND YOU FOR A DRUG SCREEN YOU RESPONDED THAT WE WOULD FINE "SOMETHING" AND ADMITTED THAT YOU RECENTLY SMOKED MARIJUANA. I EXPLAINED TO YOU THAT THIS WAS A VIOLATION OF POLICY AND COULD LEAD TO TERMINATION OF YOUR EMPLOYMENT. WHEN I FOLLOWED UP WITH YOU TODAY YOU RECANTED YOUR ADMISSION TO USING MARIJUANA.
THIS DOCUMENT IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY YOU MAY BE REQUIRED TO TAKE A DRUG SCREEN DUE TO REASONABLE SUSPICION. THIS WILL BE AT THE DISCRETION OF MANAGEMENT AND WILL BE DUE TO BEHAVIOR AND PERFORMANCE RELATED ACTIVITIES THAT INDICATE YOU MAY BE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES.
____________________________
HE GIVES ME THIS AND SAYS SIGN IT!!!
I READ IT AND SAY, I'LL HAVE SOMEONE LOOK AT THIS AND I'LL GET BACC TO YOU!!!
HE SAYS :
ACTUALLY ONE OF THE REQUIREMENTS ARE THAT YOU SIGN IT IMMEDIATELY IN MY PRESENCE!!!
I SAY :
I DON'T HAVE TO SIGN ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER PRESENT, THEN I LEAVE!!!
I JUST SPOKE WITH MY LAWYER, I WROTE UP A LONG ASS LETTER TO GIVE TO HR, ABOUT THIS HARRASSMENT AND ABOUT HIS RACIAL COMMENTS, I'M MEETING WITH THE LAWYER TODAY, AND WERE GONNA GET IT CRACC'N'!!!
YESTERDAY, I COME INTO TO WORK AND HE PULLS ME TO HIS DESK, INFRONT OF THE FIRST SHIFT SUPERVISOR, AND SAYS:
I'VE ALREADY SPOKE TO BOB (HIS BOSS), EVAN (VICE PRES.) AND HR. ABOUT THIS, AND EVAN DOESN'T EVEN WANT YOUR HERE, IF I HAVE TO BABYSIT YOU, THEN HE DOESN'T WANT YOU HERE!!!
YOU WILL HAVE 30 DAYS, THEN YOU WILL TAKE A DRUG TEST WITH HR.
I SAY :
FINE, LETS DO IT!!!
HE SAYS :
I DON'T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE!!!
I SAY :
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I SAID FINE LETS DO IT!!!
HE SAYS :
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO HELP YOU RIGHT NOW!!!
(AT THIS TIME I HAD IT)
I SAY :
YOU KNOW WHAT JOSE, YOUR HARRASSING ME, WHAT YOUR DOING IS HARRASSMENT, I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR TEST, AND PASS, CUZ I BELIEVE THERE IS NO MARIJUANA IN MY SYSTEM, ONCE I PASS THIS TEST, THIS IS HARRASSMENT!!!
HE SAYS :
O.K. THIS NEEDS TO BE TAKEN TO THE NEXT STEP, GO AHEAD AND START YOUR WORK DAY!!!
(HE LEAVES THE ROOM AND GOES TO HR)
I CANNOT WORK, I'M SO AMPED UP, I CAN'T CONCENTRATE, I WANNA LET THE GHETTO IN ME TAKE OVER, I CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT WORK RIGHT NOW!!!
SO HE COMES BACC FROM HR,
I SAY :
I'M NOT FEELING WELL, I'M GONNA GO HOME!!!
HE SAYS :
YEAH WELL, HR IS UP THERE WITH THE LAWYER FINALIZING SOME PAPER WORK, SO WAIT FOR A SECOND!!!
HE LEAVES AND COMES BACC WITH THIS BULLSHIT AND TELLS ME I HAVE TO SIGN IT!!!
PERFORMANCE IMPROVEMENT PLAN - FINAL WARNING
THIS MEMO IS TO CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE BEING PLACED ON A FORMAL PERFORMANCE IMPROVEMENT PLAN AS A RESULT OF YOUR NEGATIVE WORKPLACE BEHAVIOR THAT HAS SEVERELY IMPACTED YOUR ABILITY TO FUNCTION IN YOUR ROLE AS A OPERATION SUPPORT ANALYST. IN THE PAST WE HAVE DISCUSSED YOUR UNPROFESSIONAL BEHAVIOR ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS.
A FEW WEEKS AGO DURING A STAFF MEETING I REMINDED EVERYONE OF FIRST AMERICANS POLICY AGAINST DRUG AND ALCOHOL USE IN THE WORKPLACE. ON WEDNESDAY JUNE 15TH WE DISCUSSED YOUR WORKPLACE BEHAVIOR THAT COULD INDICATE YOU MAY HAVE BEEN UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF DRUGS OR ALCOHOL. WHEN I INDICATED THAT I WAS GOING TO SEND YOU FOR A DRUG SCREEN YOU RESPONDED THAT WE WOULD FINE "SOMETHING" AND ADMITTED THAT YOU RECENTLY SMOKED MARIJUANA. I EXPLAINED TO YOU THAT THIS WAS A VIOLATION OF POLICY AND COULD LEAD TO TERMINATION OF YOUR EMPLOYMENT. WHEN I FOLLOWED UP WITH YOU TODAY YOU RECANTED YOUR ADMISSION TO USING MARIJUANA.
THIS DOCUMENT IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY YOU MAY BE REQUIRED TO TAKE A DRUG SCREEN DUE TO REASONABLE SUSPICION. THIS WILL BE AT THE DISCRETION OF MANAGEMENT AND WILL BE DUE TO BEHAVIOR AND PERFORMANCE RELATED ACTIVITIES THAT INDICATE YOU MAY BE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES.
____________________________
HE GIVES ME THIS AND SAYS SIGN IT!!!
I READ IT AND SAY, I'LL HAVE SOMEONE LOOK AT THIS AND I'LL GET BACC TO YOU!!!
HE SAYS :
ACTUALLY ONE OF THE REQUIREMENTS ARE THAT YOU SIGN IT IMMEDIATELY IN MY PRESENCE!!!
I SAY :
I DON'T HAVE TO SIGN ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER PRESENT, THEN I LEAVE!!!
I JUST SPOKE WITH MY LAWYER, I WROTE UP A LONG ASS LETTER TO GIVE TO HR, ABOUT THIS HARRASSMENT AND ABOUT HIS RACIAL COMMENTS, I'M MEETING WITH THE LAWYER TODAY, AND WERE GONNA GET IT CRACC'N'!!!
Man, you fucced up. Here is a bit of knowledge for you. No one can force you to go to a site to get drug tested on "suspicion." You have to do something horribly stupid for them to force it on you. Like crash the company car, or "lose" a bunch of money.
What you should have done before you stupidly admitted to using, is you should have filed a claim against your supervisor for harassing you and making you work in an uncomfortable work environment because he always talked about his past drug use and it made you think HE WAS STILL DOING IT.
Then you would have had the upper hand because if you got fired, then it would be retaliation and your job pays you some cash and you still had unemployment to fall back on. Or, you could have been reassigned to another supervisor and not have that guy jerking your chain all the time. Either way, you win. But that is what you COULDA, SHOULDA done, now you got to live with his leash on your neck everyday. You got punked bad, homie.
What you should have done before you stupidly admitted to using, is you should have filed a claim against your supervisor for harassing you and making you work in an uncomfortable work environment because he always talked about his past drug use and it made you think HE WAS STILL DOING IT.
Then you would have had the upper hand because if you got fired, then it would be retaliation and your job pays you some cash and you still had unemployment to fall back on. Or, you could have been reassigned to another supervisor and not have that guy jerking your chain all the time. Either way, you win. But that is what you COULDA, SHOULDA done, now you got to live with his leash on your neck everyday. You got punked bad, homie.