THIS SOME BULLSHIT!!!

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YOUNGNUTT

I'm so O.C.
Jul 9, 2002
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GODDAMN........

WELL AT WORK, THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS,
MY BOSS HAS BEEN TRYING TO GET ME TO ADMIT TO HIM THAT I SMOKE WEED!!!
HE USE TO BE AN ADDICT HIMSELF WITH VARIOUS DRUGS!!!
WELL, I'VE BEEN DENYING TO THE FULLEST OF COURSE!!!

SO TODAY, I COME INTO WORK AND MY BOSS TELLS ME
"AYE, ME AND YOU ARE GONNA MAKE A RUN TONIGHT"

I SAY :
"O.K., WHERE TOO???"

HE SAYS :
"I CAN'T REALLY SAY."

SO A FEW HOURS PASS BY AND HE COMES UP TO ME
AND SAYS :
"YOU READY TO MAKE THAT RUN?"

I SAY :
"LETS DO IT"

HE SAYS :
"LET ME FINISH SOME STUFF AT MY DESK AND WE'LL GO IN A SECOND"

I GO UP TO HIM AND SAY :
"WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GOING?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAKE A RUN?
WE GONNA ROB A STORE OR SOME SHIT?"

HE SAYS :
"NO WERE GOING TO KAISER,
YOUR GONNA TAKE A DRUG TEST"

I SAY :
"YOU SERIOUS???"

HE SAYS :
"YES"

I SAY :
"LETS DO IT"

HE SAYS :
"WERE WAITING FOR KAISER TO CALL THEN WE'LL GO."

I SAY :
"WELL THERE MIGHT BE SOME ALCOHOL IN THERE."

HE SAYS :
"WELL ALCOHOL AIN'T NOTHING...."

I SAY :
"WELL THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING ELSE...."

HE SAYS :
"WHAT???"

I SAY :
"A LIL MARIJUANA!!!"

HE TAKES A DEEP BREATH AND TELLS ME:
DUDE, YOU MIGHT BE OUT OF A JOB TOMORROW MORNING...
SILENCE.....................

THEN HE SAYS :
DUDE, THIS WAS A TEST,
I AIN'T TAKING YOU TO TAKE A DRUG TEST,
BUT MAN YOU CAN'T BE DOING THIS ETC. ETC. ETC.


AIN'T THAT SOME BULLSHIT!!!
NOW THIS FUCCER IS MAKE'N' ALL KINDS OF LIL COMENTS LIKE, IT'S DINNER TIME AND I'M READY TO GET MY DINNER, AND HE'S LIKE, OH YOU GOT THE MUNCHIES NOW HUH???
THIS IS SOME FUCC'N' BULLSHIT!!!
HE FUCC'N' TRICCED ME!!!
 

Ry

Sicc OG
Apr 25, 2002
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  • Ry

    Ry

lol @ riding shit out to the end. I live by that motto at work. Its kinda like that seinfeld when George tells his in-laws he has a cabin in the poconos and drives them out there to try and call their bluff.
 

YOUNGNUTT

I'm so O.C.
Jul 9, 2002
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IT GETS WORSE....

OH MY GOD!!!

I'M ON FUCCING PROBATION AND MY BOSS IS MY PROBATION OFFICER!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS FUCCER JUST TOLD ME???

HE SAYS :
DUDE, I HAVE A PLAN TO HELP YOU OUT,
I HAVE THE RIGHT AS A MANAGER TO DRUG TEST YOU ANYTIME I HAVE SUSPICION!!!
SO HERE'S WHAT WE'LL DO,
IF I HAVE ANY SUSPICION FROM THIS DAY FORWARD,
THEN I'LL TAKE YOU ON THE SPOT TO KAISER
AND DRUG TEST YOU!!!
IF YOU FAIL, YOU PAY FOR THE TEST,
AND THAT WILL BE YOUR FINAL WARNING,
I'LL GIVE YOU A MONTH AFTER THAT,
AND IF YOU COME DIRTY AGAIN,
I'LL REPORT IT TO HR. BUT IF YOU COME BACC CLEAN,
THEN THAT WILL BE THE END OF IT!!!
DO YOU AGREE???




GODDAMN MAN, I FEEL LIKE I'M 18 AGAIN AND ON PROBATION!!!
THIS SUCCS!!!
 
Apr 26, 2002
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YOUNGNUTT said:
OH MY GOD!!!

I'M ON FUCCING PROBATION AND MY BOSS IS MY PROBATION OFFICER!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS FUCCER JUST TOLD ME???

HE SAYS :
DUDE, I HAVE A PLAN TO HELP YOU OUT,
I HAVE THE RIGHT AS A MANAGER TO DRUG TEST YOU ANYTIME I HAVE SUSPICION!!!
SO HERE'S WHAT WE'LL DO,
IF I HAVE ANY SUSPICION FROM THIS DAY FORWARD,
THEN I'LL TAKE YOU ON THE SPOT TO KAISER
AND DRUG TEST YOU!!!
IF YOU FAIL, YOU PAY FOR THE TEST,
AND THAT WILL BE YOUR FINAL WARNING,
I'LL GIVE YOU A MONTH AFTER THAT,
AND IF YOU COME DIRTY AGAIN,
I'LL REPORT IT TO HR. BUT IF YOU COME BACC CLEAN,
THEN THAT WILL BE THE END OF IT!!!
DO YOU AGREE???




GODDAMN MAN, I FEEL LIKE I'M 18 AGAIN AND ON PROBATION!!!
THIS SUCCS!!!
shit homie, at least he cool enough to do that for ya, giv u a chance as a p.o.? shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. fold.
 
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Just stay clean for a month then after that shits out your system go into work pretending you're stoned, then when he makes you take a drug test you'll pass and he won't bother you again.
 
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DA CORPORATE WORLD IZ REALLY NOT 2 DIFFERENT FRUM DA STREETZ...

JUS DA LEVEL OF MENTALITY, AN HOW DA GAME IZ PLAY'D IZ KINDA STRANGE, BUT ITZ DA SAME OL GAME....

U SHOULDA NEVA FOLD'D UNDER PRESSURE, ALWAYZ RIDE IT OUT MAYN......

DEN AGAIN, U SHOULDA HAVE EVEN AGREE 2 ROLL WIT HIM IN DA 1ST PLACE, BUT AYN NO TELLIN WHUT U WAZ THINKIN.....

DAS DA PAST NOW N-E WAYZ....

PRETTY MUCH U FUK'D IN DA GAME POTNA.....

YO BOSS IZ REALLY A BOSS NOW....

GOT U BY DA COLLA AN DA BALLZ, ON BOTH ENDZ !!!

TAKE IT SLO MAYN....

NOW U REALLY GOTTA RIDE IT OUT CUZ IF U DONT DO IT RIGHT DEY GONE FUK U EVEN WORSE.....

STOP TRUST'N WHUT HE TELL U AN JUS B STR8 TIL U OUT DA SITUATION......

NEXT TIME MAKE BETTA CHOICEZ AN NEVA LET NOBODY CATCH U SLIPPIN LIKE DAT AN GAIN DAT KINDA CONTROL


-GEEzUz
 
Jun 27, 2002
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I ALWAS FEEL SMARTER AFTER READING ONE OF GEEZUS POSTS...AND THEN AGIN I FEEL LIKE I LOST A BIT OF BRAIN MATTER DECODING HIS URBANISTIC LINGUISTICS...LOL


YA BOSS GOT YA NOW MAN....YOU GOTTA KILL HIM AND BURY THE BODY....