GODDAMN........
WELL AT WORK, THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS,
MY BOSS HAS BEEN TRYING TO GET ME TO ADMIT TO HIM THAT I SMOKE WEED!!!
HE USE TO BE AN ADDICT HIMSELF WITH VARIOUS DRUGS!!!
WELL, I'VE BEEN DENYING TO THE FULLEST OF COURSE!!!
SO TODAY, I COME INTO WORK AND MY BOSS TELLS ME
"AYE, ME AND YOU ARE GONNA MAKE A RUN TONIGHT"
I SAY :
"O.K., WHERE TOO???"
HE SAYS :
"I CAN'T REALLY SAY."
SO A FEW HOURS PASS BY AND HE COMES UP TO ME
AND SAYS :
"YOU READY TO MAKE THAT RUN?"
I SAY :
"LETS DO IT"
HE SAYS :
"LET ME FINISH SOME STUFF AT MY DESK AND WE'LL GO IN A SECOND"
I GO UP TO HIM AND SAY :
"WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GOING?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAKE A RUN?
WE GONNA ROB A STORE OR SOME SHIT?"
HE SAYS :
"NO WERE GOING TO KAISER,
YOUR GONNA TAKE A DRUG TEST"
I SAY :
"YOU SERIOUS???"
HE SAYS :
"YES"
I SAY :
"LETS DO IT"
HE SAYS :
"WERE WAITING FOR KAISER TO CALL THEN WE'LL GO."
I SAY :
"WELL THERE MIGHT BE SOME ALCOHOL IN THERE."
HE SAYS :
"WELL ALCOHOL AIN'T NOTHING...."
I SAY :
"WELL THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING ELSE...."
HE SAYS :
"WHAT???"
I SAY :
"A LIL MARIJUANA!!!"
HE TAKES A DEEP BREATH AND TELLS ME:
DUDE, YOU MIGHT BE OUT OF A JOB TOMORROW MORNING...
SILENCE.....................
THEN HE SAYS :
DUDE, THIS WAS A TEST,
I AIN'T TAKING YOU TO TAKE A DRUG TEST,
BUT MAN YOU CAN'T BE DOING THIS ETC. ETC. ETC.
AIN'T THAT SOME BULLSHIT!!!
NOW THIS FUCCER IS MAKE'N' ALL KINDS OF LIL COMENTS LIKE, IT'S DINNER TIME AND I'M READY TO GET MY DINNER, AND HE'S LIKE, OH YOU GOT THE MUNCHIES NOW HUH???
THIS IS SOME FUCC'N' BULLSHIT!!!
HE FUCC'N' TRICCED ME!!!
WELL AT WORK, THE LAST COUPLE OF WEEKS,
MY BOSS HAS BEEN TRYING TO GET ME TO ADMIT TO HIM THAT I SMOKE WEED!!!
HE USE TO BE AN ADDICT HIMSELF WITH VARIOUS DRUGS!!!
WELL, I'VE BEEN DENYING TO THE FULLEST OF COURSE!!!
SO TODAY, I COME INTO WORK AND MY BOSS TELLS ME
"AYE, ME AND YOU ARE GONNA MAKE A RUN TONIGHT"
I SAY :
"O.K., WHERE TOO???"
HE SAYS :
"I CAN'T REALLY SAY."
SO A FEW HOURS PASS BY AND HE COMES UP TO ME
AND SAYS :
"YOU READY TO MAKE THAT RUN?"
I SAY :
"LETS DO IT"
HE SAYS :
"LET ME FINISH SOME STUFF AT MY DESK AND WE'LL GO IN A SECOND"
I GO UP TO HIM AND SAY :
"WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GOING?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAKE A RUN?
WE GONNA ROB A STORE OR SOME SHIT?"
HE SAYS :
"NO WERE GOING TO KAISER,
YOUR GONNA TAKE A DRUG TEST"
I SAY :
"YOU SERIOUS???"
HE SAYS :
"YES"
I SAY :
"LETS DO IT"
HE SAYS :
"WERE WAITING FOR KAISER TO CALL THEN WE'LL GO."
I SAY :
"WELL THERE MIGHT BE SOME ALCOHOL IN THERE."
HE SAYS :
"WELL ALCOHOL AIN'T NOTHING...."
I SAY :
"WELL THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING ELSE...."
HE SAYS :
"WHAT???"
I SAY :
"A LIL MARIJUANA!!!"
HE TAKES A DEEP BREATH AND TELLS ME:
DUDE, YOU MIGHT BE OUT OF A JOB TOMORROW MORNING...
SILENCE.....................
THEN HE SAYS :
DUDE, THIS WAS A TEST,
I AIN'T TAKING YOU TO TAKE A DRUG TEST,
BUT MAN YOU CAN'T BE DOING THIS ETC. ETC. ETC.
AIN'T THAT SOME BULLSHIT!!!
NOW THIS FUCCER IS MAKE'N' ALL KINDS OF LIL COMENTS LIKE, IT'S DINNER TIME AND I'M READY TO GET MY DINNER, AND HE'S LIKE, OH YOU GOT THE MUNCHIES NOW HUH???
THIS IS SOME FUCC'N' BULLSHIT!!!
HE FUCC'N' TRICCED ME!!!