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May 16, 2002
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On a serious note, the cop was a lousy officer which is to my credit.

Any smart cop that sees somebody run out the car and shake somebody's hand would of ran up on me too to check if dude handed off some shit to me.

Good shit the cop wasn't too bright.
 
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so he's a lousy cop because he didnt mess with u?..but if he did then he woulda been an asshole for messin with u even though u did nothin wrong.

You make a valid / good point, but I'm saying he should of double checked that. Yes, he should of did his job right.
 
Apr 16, 2003
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I had this happen once. This bitch that was the daughter of some family friends gets pulled over, except for pulling over on the side of the street, she pulls into MY FUCKING drive way. And this fucker looks all cracked out too. So for like an hour I had a crackhead parked in my driveway with 4 cop cars in front of my house making it look like I just killed everyone in my house or something. CSB.
 
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goddamnit gemini

i told you when i rolled up that i needed you to tell the cops i was at your house all day, and you left me hanging! i thought we were cool! i let you drink 2 out of 6 of my beers that one time, what the fuck
now im fucked, thanks a lot
 
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goddamnit gemini

i told you when i rolled up that i needed you to tell the cops i was at your house all day, and you left me hanging! i thought we were cool! i let you drink 2 out of 6 of my beers that one time, what the fuck
now im fucked, thanks a lot
Man, it would seem like the sensible thing to do, but how the fuck are you gonna tell the cops he was at my house all day when they roll up 6 secs. after you? And prior to that I heard tires screeching up the street just secs. before he rolled up. I won't fall into the America's Stupidest Criminals category. No doubt they had dude on film too. And by trying to live by the "Street Code" I'm going to get caught up in some unnecessary bullshit. I'm a family man & father to my kids first. And I make & live by my own rules.