yeah 2 of em can't take one black kid, easpecially in the bay, raise up a army of them motherfuckers
fource'em to watch lucha libre
make'em nortenos
and if you have a little girl, make her dress up in a wedding dress when you guys go to do laundry
AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL
put'em on a soccer team
then all you have to do is kick back all day and drink a 40oz while they run wild