Things to say when a Siccness member gets on TV

[Gas One]

THAT PICTURE OF WAYNE IS PHOTOSHOPPED I AM A PHOTOSHOP EXPERT

DORITOES ON MY BACK BUT THEY LOOK LIKE CHEETOS

 

[Gas One]

STRAIGHT SOUTH OAKLAND NIGGA

how do i use my knife in conjunction with a fork


and you gotta invite a siccness chick to the pad!

 

[MRTHECOSE]

teh google

 

[Gas One]

BOOM BOOM ROOM SATURDAY NIGHTS!

DJ DICK HEEM ON THE WHEELS


FEEL, IM ABOUT TO 'WAKE IT UP'
FEELIN GOOD AKON

 

[MRTHECOSE]

when u do get on tv as a member of the siccness u have to say allsthese random phrases without provocation

 

[DukeSkywalker]

woop woop!!!


and you have to call somebody a beast.

 

[Toro]

"WE FUCK WITH SPLASHERS NIGGA!"

 

[BETO916]

fuck yo couch

 

[Speedy]

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Now lets get a siccness memeber on the Tv http://daisyoflovecasting.com/people/Speedy

 

[Speedy]

Am I going to have to Tommy James a bitch?

 

[BETO916]

ask the reporter if they want a slingshot, donkey punch or the shocker

 

[nonfiCKtion]

U GOTTA ASK "WHO BOUGHT RISABABY'S CD FROM THE SICCSHOP?"

 

[thatguy]

too bad gas didnt think of this, seeing him on tv reppin sicc would be hella laughs

 

[Gas One]

lmao.......i wouldnt want to embarrass my mother. because if i get on tv shits about to go bad.

and theyd kick me out for referring to her as 'white ho' and drug use amongst the set

i would literally last no longer than a week on any reality tv set

chick say somethin to me id be like 'man shut yo ugly ass up. siccness dot net slash vb holla at us'

 

[Speedy]

too bad gas didnt think of this, seeing him on tv reppin sicc would be hella laughs

Trust me I'm a wild ass nigga. Ya'll would stay tuned.

 

[Gas One]

i think speedy could play the game. im throwin wine bottles across the room for fun the first god damn day and endin up on talk soup, and there will be one bathroom that smells like dank, all fucking day.

you could really only put me on puffs show. lol

i get entirely too drunk and violent for cameras...i can see that shit now..

'sir...youre going to have to pay for the 10,000 dollars damage you caused to the set and well.....weve decided that.....we will no longer need your contribution to this show.'

 

[Speedy]

I will be eating weed cookies and I woiuld pee on someones pillow if they fucked with me.

 

[Gas One]

shit bobby brown already peed on niggas pillows. you gotta be groundbreaking. lol

 

[Palmer]

- Fuck the Boegs
- No Colombo

ask the reporter if they want a slingshot...

RIP Aidsfactory

Rest in peace Mustynutz!

Ask someone if a CD is an OG or not.

Talk about gurpin drunk beezies.

 

[decisive]

"I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE"