Things fucked up people do..

[p.ellz]

Getting arrested cuz u went super bad on one of ur exs/baby moms at the club cuz she was all over sum dude n u still on her nuts

 

[ELPOLLITO]

people who borrow movies and never bring them back

people who come to your house, drink all ya beer, but never have money to buy more.

people who only call you when they need a ride.

people who get fronted an ounce but dont pay you back for like a month.

Your doin it wrong

 

[90'sBayPlayer]

Getting arrested cuz u went super bad on one of ur exs/baby moms at the club cuz she was all over sum dude n u still on her nuts

That's all bad for having feelings

 

[p.ellz]

Yea. Blame it on the drank. Lil dude drinkin as much as big folk shit bound to go wrong

 

[rising_tied]

Warning: This story does not really contain anything funny. Just something that happened that pissed me off.

Shit my boy was drunk as hell at one of my partys. Borrowed one of my hoodies to go outside and smoke a blunt. A hour later me and my other guy were like damn did those 2 ever come back... Later we find out one of our other guys got shot and they dipped off to go see him without telling anyone else.. Not only that. But I didnt see my hoody again for about 4 or 5 months and when I did there was a dumbass coffee stain on it. And dude tried to wash it, and dried it too high so the sleeves all up my forearm and shit

 

[Rossibreath]

One time I saw a fucked up chick wit her pants down bent over tryna pee in a refrigerator.

 

[Ez-Roo]

play fight punchin you hard til you bout to really hurt them..

talkin about gettin bitches but sitten on the wall with a drink

if they do talk to bitches sounding desperate

not gettin they ass out the car when you get they sleepin ass home

making a fool out of self drunk dialin bitches

not taking social ques from sober people

 

[p.ellz]

I wake up to txt msgs from my roomates talken bout "u put the orange juice in the cuppord in stead of back in the fridge again"

 

[Ez-Roo]

dumpin when its not that serious!

 

[Pansas]

One time me, my bro, and some friends were leaving the titty bar drunk and we called up a homie and told him we were going over to his house to keep drinking. So we stop to buy beer at 1:58am, all proud that we be beat last call. We get to the homies place and the son of a bitch fell asleep on us and we were pissed. Out of anger I hung on a long tree branch until my 240lbs ass finally broke it. Then me and my brother carried it and left it on the bed of his brand new truck.

Our homie and his pops had to cut that shit up the next day in order to fit it into the yard waste trash can lol

Cool story breh

 

[Irishmutt]

IT WAS ALWAYS THE LITTLEST GUY IN OUR GROUP THAT HAD US GETTING INTO FIGHTS. GOT US KICKED OUT OF BARS TOO. ONE WEEKEND WE ROLLED WITHOUT HIM AND ENDED UP RUNNING INTO HIS ASS AT A CLUB UP IN SAC..... I STILL THINK SOMEONE TOLD HIM