punch a hole in a wall and then proceed to attempt to climb through it as if its some sort of portal to a different dimension
run through a canyon full of rattlesnakes and cactus in a shirt and boxers
fall asleep at a red light, while driving
fall asleep on the freeway in the slow lane for about 10 seconds and wake up in the fast lane
curse out a cop, tell him to give you a ticket, and in the middle of the ticket, go buy a 40 and put it in the back of your trunk, in front of the same cop giving you a ticket
fall asleep for 2 1/2 days straight and wake up to either concerned calls about you being possibly dead from your place of employment, family, and/or landlord kicking your door down
burning a section of your house down on accident and putting a stylish table covering over it like the shit never happened
beat a dog to death with your bare hands then kiss its dead face
pick up a 800.00 guitar and smash the shit against the fucking ground and spend the next 2 hours crying about how fucking stupid you are
shatter your own houses windows
misfire shotguns in your bedroom practicing imaginary tactical moves in your house
get on the mic and dont even rap, you just immediately start crying to the point where two of your homies have to pick you up off the stage
fall asleep in the bushes, in your front lawn, in someone elses lawn
walk into another persons house completely oblivious on why you just did the shit
rob a homeless man for counting his money in public
grab your homies mom's butt at your homies birthday party like shes a slut and then attempt to explain why you did it before you get punched in the face for it
walk into a fast food establishment and attempt to make your own food before eomployees have to physically pull you out of the store
get the cops/ambulance called on you just based on how you look
get caught stealing and attempt to beat the employee up for ratting on the job
i could do this all day dude, you dont even know
