the WTF thread....

[mrtonguetwista]

are you just waiting to be clowned??? LOL

Wow lol

 

[pAc0]

bro check this out... I'm goin to Vegas tommorow morning alright.... on wednesday I wake up for work and got a stiff ass neck like damn wtf oh i must have slept on it wrong... thursday I wake up... aww shit still hurts like a mf.... friday which was yesterday I wake up and its my day off and my shit is hurtin even more... I hit the fuckin chiropractor cuz shit was gettin unbearable... he takes x-rays and tells me I have two severly pinched nerves in my neck and its a long term injury this and that... i dont know wtf i did tho... that fuckin chiropractor snapped my damn neck so hard 2 times i thought i was gonna collapse n die....... today I wake up to work 10 fuckin hours wit my shit still hurtin... i slept in a fuckin neck brace last night lol.... why some shit gotta happen like this when I'm goin to vegas for a week leaving tommorow morning at like 4am... on top of that im in a car wit 4 people and im 1 of 2 drivers so ima be dippin... i gotta turn my whole body just to switch lanes n shit.... i've had twitches in my body like that in my eye, leg, arm, back, it ain't shit to worry about just some type of nerve problem but it should go away soon... hopefully my fuckin neck pain does too..... boss lady where i work is straight trippin... they aint got nobody else to work today so i got to..... can't wait till 7 tonight when im outta there...... once im in vegas a few shots and some find ass bitches around me outta ease the pain up real quick ya know..............

that's all bad! There's a masseuse i knew around where I live and whenever I had a pinched nerve i'd go see the dude. He charges $40 per visit and takes about 15-30 minutes to pop your neck, stretch your body out, pulls your legs and arms to let the blood circulate the way it's suppose to. The guy use to live on the west side of modesto but moved to L.A. My aunt lives close to where the dude lives and her and my uncle visit him whenever need be.

The guy does some amazing work and puts real chiropractors to shame.

I got injured while working as an iron worker(my knee gave out). I was walking funny for about a week and a half and had trouble getting in and out of my car. My mom recommended the masseuse, she frequently visits, and told me to give it a try(it's only $40). I went with my dad(his back was aching) and we both went through the process and the next day my knee felt alot better(within 2 days i stopped limping). My dad felt relieved that same day and was doing just fine the next.

My injury wasn't nothing major so the masseuse was able to help me and relieve me of the pain I endured while having a fucked up knee.

 

[kayvee]

$40? imma have to schedule sometihng next time im in so cal.

~k.

 

[pAc0]

there should be one in your area K.......

I know there's one in stockton but the lady isn't as good as the guy from L.A.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Lately ive been boning so much bitches my fuckin dick is soor

WTF................waits for It????????????lmfao

its not funny when you do it, stop that

 

[rekomstop]

naw, no geekin for me

i remember one of my homies drank so much the doctor told him that its now a vital part of his body, when he dont drink he gets sick an shit....mind you dude is like 30 somthin an been drunk for at LEAST 5-10 years straight, no joke

wtf...he doesn't have a failed liver yet?

 

[BrOwn_BoY]

WTF IS UP WITH THESE FUCKIN KIDS RUNNIN AROUND MY HOUSE FUCKIN SHIT UP. LIL HOODLUMS. CANT WAIT FOR THEM TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL.

 

[kayvee]

there should be one in your area K.......

I know there's one in stockton but the lady isn't as good as the guy from L.A.

FUCK THAT. MAKIN ME DRIVE TO OTHER PLACES I DONT KNOW. LOL U HELLA MEAN! LOL

~K.

 

[DCKingPin]

Redrum dont you call it "my bitch"

 

[BrOwn_BoY]

Lately ive been boning so much bitches my fuckin dick is soor

WTF................waits for It????????????lmfao

YEAH IM PRETTY SURE YOUR A VIRGIN.

 

[Kon1]

it might have something to do with stress or lack of sleep my left eye has been doing that for like 2 1/2 months now

lay off that ice pipe mayne.

 

[fillyacup]

$40? imma have to schedule sometihng next time im in so cal.

~k.

i got ya, hit me, im good at stretchin out soreness....

wtf...he doesn't have a failed liver yet?

amazingly no. i swear i think this guy is like one of those fluke things that he drank so much he seriously needs it in him to live. i shit you not!

 

[rekomstop]

i got ya, hit me, im good at stretchin out soreness....



amazingly no. i swear i think this guy is like one of those fluke things that he drank so much he seriously needs it in him to live. i shit you not!

now that is a WTF moment..

 

[fillyacup]

lol, which one

 

[rekomstop]

lol, which one

your friend that has to live with alcohol in his blood...haha.

 

[fillyacup]

lol....no joke. i havent seen him for about a month or two but dudes completely wasted. he sorta like a bum but always got pull anywhere he goes, he knows folks in high places an shit...
hope dude ok now that i think about it...fuck it, ima drink one for him

 

[rekomstop]

lol....no joke. i havent seen him for about a month or two but dudes completely wasted. he sorta like a bum but always got pull anywhere he goes, he knows folks in high places an shit...
hope dude ok now that i think about it...fuck it, ima drink one for him

drink one for him haha
that reminds me..there was a huge fire on this house downtown the other morning...(pics in sista side) and these guys were watching the firefighters put out the WHOLE roof and then one the dudes fucking lit up a cigarette haha i said "Wtf...how can you do that right now?" hahah.

 

[fillyacup]

drink one for him haha
that reminds me..there was a huge fire on this house downtown the other morning...(pics in sista side) and these guys were watching the firefighters put out the WHOLE roof and then one the dudes fucking lit up a cigarette haha i said "Wtf...how can you do that right now?" hahah.

lil WTF moments like that are funny in that ironic way
lol

 

[fillyacup]

dude....WTF?! i was lookin at the mexican eyebrow thread an was searchin for more an i came across some FUCKED up tattoo shit....i aint fina post the pic but yall can search for ya self. type in

religious tattoo

muphucka tattood his whole dick