Straight up, somebody PayPal me like $15.00 so I can get a 12 pack.
I'm broke as fuck and my goddamn unemployment check didn't show up yesterday like it was supposed to. And it didn't come today either.
Now I'm sittin' here broke, with no beer, eating a bootsy ass tuna fish sandwich 'cause I can't even go get some real food. But a 12 pack of beer will negate the fact that I have no food.
Fuck, this sucks. I can only go so many days without beer.