THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER:HEAVYWEIGHTS 9-16-09

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Jan 9, 2004
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I love hearing these fat, out-of-shape chumps talk about how gorilla they are going to get in the ring only to watch them dance/walk around each other sweating, sucking air and throwing slaps half way through the first round. This had to be the worst match so far. I dont know why Dana White is spooging his pants and saying these guys threw bombs at each other. Those were slaps and neither has a defense worth mentioning. The people watching were falling asleep!

Can I see a real UFC heavyweight take on 5 of these guys at once? That would be entertaining.
 
Jan 2, 2004
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Junk didn't win that fight.

He got hit with like 100 slaps in the second round and only landed about 7 power shots.

And he clearly lost the first, getting put down like 3 times i think.
 

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Oct 21, 2002
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Ya he lost the first, but I didn't think he lost the 2nd so when they said it was over I thought they were going to give him the win. I had it 19-19 like the first judge. Meathead landed like 5 punches and 20 slaps in the 2nd, at least Junk was still trying to throw power shots and got the takedown so I thought he should've won the round. I'll give Meathead some props for those shots he took at the end of the first, never seen a guy get hit that hard with his mouth wide open and not go down. He fights a lot like Sylvia, arms janking around everywhere and decent straights.
Hopefully Marcus ends it early next week otherwise it's going to be another guy gassing and looking like shit.

And at least the episode was funny, Rampage doing the Rashad impression and Sims scaling the wall dressed as a ninja were hilarious.
 
Jan 2, 2004
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The outside the cage stuff has actually been good this season.. Just the fights have been pitiful.. Hopefully, now that the real shitty fighters are gone, we'll see better fights, but i doubt it.
 
May 2, 2002
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Team Rampage sucks balls! At least Rashad takes the time to bond with and actually "coach" his team. There's a reason Team Rashad is undefeated. Rampage is just like, "Iight, y'all get to work." Whereas Rashad is being instrumental in taking the time to help his team and encourage them.

The way things are lookin', Team Rashad just might do undefeated. Before this season started, I was hella hyped. Now, I'm just like "another week, another L for Team Rampage." Its become too predictible.

Kimbo Slice was the only thing that probably drew people to the show in the first place. He's only fought once so far and lost. Hell, he doesn't even have to win TUF; he's already signed.
 
Sep 22, 2007
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I was hoping to see another Team Nogueira, Team Mir type of season. Man was I wrong. Well at least we got some quotes out of this. Rampage:"Why you got your shoe off Rashad?" Rashad:"Cause I'm ready to break one of in your mothafuckin' ass". Lulz
 
Dec 9, 2005
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LOL!

Rampage: Oh, I'm a sucka then huh?
Rashad: Yeah, you a sucka!
Rampage: *grabbing crotch* Then treat me like one then and lick on these


The Big Baby armbar was pretty damn swift though...that's a lot of leverage in that frame.
 
Dec 19, 2006
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RESULTS THUS FAR
Jon Madsen (Team Rashad) def. Abe Wagner (Team Rampage)
James McSweeney (Team Rashad) def. Wes Shivers (Team Rampage)
Roy Nelson (Team Rashad) def. Kimbo Slice (Team Rampage)
Brendan Schaub (Team Rashad) def. Demico Rogers (Team Rampage)
Justin Wren (Team Rashad) def. Wes Sims (Team Rampage)
Darrill Schoonover (Team Rashad) def. Zak Jensen (Team Rampage)
Matt Mitrione (Team Rashad) def. Scott Junk (Team Rampage)
Marcus Jones (Team Rampage) def. Mike Wessel (Team Rashad)
QUARTERFINAL MATCH-UPS
Roy Nelson (Team Rashad) vs. Justin Wren (Team Rashad)
Brendan Schaub (Team Rashad) vs. Jon Madsen (Team Rashad)
James McSweeney (Team Rashad) vs. Matt Mitrione (Team Rashad)
Darrill Schoonover (Team Rashad) vs. Marcus Jones (Team Rampage)