`The Simpsons Movie' Not Exxxxxcellent

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May 9, 2002
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I guess. I just dont see how one can think the show was funny in its hayday, and still find it funny now. I think you may be the only person I have met that sees it that way. The show isnt funny even a little bit anymore, they watered down Homer WAAAAy too much and the writing is atrocious.

The point I am getting at, is even if I appreciated, lets say, Killa Tay for making a new album, that has zero to do with it being a good album or not. Am I glad he made one? Sure. Does it mean its good? Not even close.

It is what it is.
 
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WHITE DEVIL said:
I stopped enjoying the Simpsons a long time ago.

You can feel it in the episodes.

It's almost like there was a crystal clear division between the time when the show was original and funny, and the time they hired all the new booty writers who said "Hey, the Simpsons was original and funny. Lets rehash old jokes - they were original and funny".

The dialogue is tongue-in-cheek to the point of characters spouting out shit they *should* say, instead of shit they actually would. It's like a legion of nerds watched all the good episodes and attempted to duplicate them over and over.

Like newer Family Guy episodes, Sealab after season 1, whatever the Simpsons had, it no longer does. I bet the movie will be more of the same.

Even the reviewer recognized this.

Exactly

But I'll wait and maybe rent the movie..
 

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Jesse fuckin' Rice said:
I guess. I just dont see how one can think the show was funny in its hayday, and still find it funny now. I think you may be the only person I have met that sees it that way. The show isnt funny even a little bit anymore, they watered down Homer WAAAAy too much and the writing is atrocious.

The point I am getting at, is even if I appreciated, lets say, Killa Tay for making a new album, that has zero to do with it being a good album or not. Am I glad he made one? Sure. Does it mean its good? Not even close.

It is what it is.
I know alot of people who still laugh at simpsons episodes. the humor is just different.

i have to see the movie before i can talk shit.

if i dont like it, then i will definately have something to say, bieng that im a simpsons/animated show fan.

but im not going to count my chickens before they hatch so to speak.

i heard negative reviews on grindhouse before i saw it and its my favorite two movies of the year so far..
 
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man i read about half that damn article and realized this asshole is givin a play by play and fuccin up the whole thing for us who aint seen it so i had to stop..... fucc a critic and anyone who got shit to say about it im a see the movie cuz the show always makes me laugh....

if you dont think simpsons is funny then you aint smokin enough weed and got somethin up your ass maybe.....hard to laugh when you sober and got something up your ass so i dont blame you....
 

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Eventhough i stopped watching the simpsons religiously a few years ago i still want to see the movie. I only stopped watching the show cuz every time i watch it its a re run even when i see it on Fox
 

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I didn't pay for it but I seen it, funny movie, some shit you'd expect and some unexpected shit. Smoked an eighth before I went, you already know The Simpsons had a weed refrence in it, only 1 tho.
 
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Movie was damn good in my opinion. I went and seen it Thursday night and I thought it was worth the money.

It could have been longer.
 
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Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpson make a 'yellow' carpet appearance to mark their cinematic debut July 26, 2007. Confetti bursts, paparazzi and hundreds of screaming fans greet the family as they arrive at the Universal Cineplex Theatre at CityWalk in Orlando, Fl. ( AP Photo/ Universal Orlando, Kevin Kolczynski)


'The Simpsons Movie' Earns Big Doh!
Sunday, July 29, 2007 3:04 PM EDT
The Associated Press
By GARY GENTILE Associated Press Writer

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Woo Hoo! "The Simpsons Movie" turned doughnuts into dollars over the weekend, raking in $71.9 million to debut as the top movie this week.

The big screen tale of the lovable, if dysfunctional, family rolled over the competition, sending last week's top movie, Universal Studio's "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry," into second place with $19 million, a 44 percent drop.

"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix," from Warner Bros., fell to third place with $17.1 million, a 48 percent drop from last week. The film has grossed $242 million domestically after three weeks in theaters.

"Homer's odyssey paid off," said Paul Dergarabedian, president of box-office tracker Media By Numbers.

The film, which featured the antics of yellow-hued Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie and a host of motley characters, grossed an average of $18,320 on 3,922 screens across the country and also opened strongly in 70 foreign markets.

"We are ecstatic," said Chris Aronson, senior vice president for distribution at 20th Century Fox. "It far exceeded even the most optimistic of expectations."

The hand-drawn movie had the fifth best opening weekend of the year, beating such notable contenders as "Transformers," from Paramount, "Ghost Rider," from Sony Pictures and the computer-animated "Ratatouille," from The Walt Disney Co. and Pixar Animation Studios.

"It's unprecedented to have the longest-running sitcom of all time still on the air and have it also be the number one movie in theaters," Dergarabedian said.

Dergarabedian praised the film's marketing campaign, which included dressing a number of 7-Eleven stores around the country as Kwik-E-Marts, the fictional convenience stores selling such Simpsons' favorites as Buzz Cola and Squishees.

The debut was good news for Fox, which also has done well this year with top-grossing films "Live Free or Die Hard" and "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer."

The long-awaited film version of the Fox Television show played well across the country and with all age brackets, Fox said Sunday, giving the distributor hope that it will hold its own against next week's big opener, "The Bourne Ultimatum," from Universal.

The stellar debut of "The Simpsons Movie" helped propel the summer box office take. This week's top-12 films grossed $168.6 million, up a whopping 45 percent from the top 12 last year, which included "Miami Vice" and "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest."

The weekend's other debuts made the top 10, but lagged far behind "The Simpsons Movie."

"No Reservations," the Warner Bros. romantic comedy starring Catherine Zeta-Jones as a gourmet chef, earned $11.8 million.

"I Know Who Killed Me," a Sony Pictures/Tri-Star thriller starring Lindsay Lohan, debuted in 9th place with a paltry $3.4 million.

"Who's Your Caddy," from Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, grossed $2.9 million.

Estimated ticket sales for Friday through Sunday at U.S. and Canadian theaters, according to Media By Numbers LLC. Final figures will be released Monday.

1. "The Simpsons Movie," $71.9 million.

2. "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry," $19.1 million.

3. "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix," $17.1 million.

4. "Hairspray," $15.6 million.

5. "No Reservations," $11.8 million.

6. "Transformers," $11.5 million.

7. "Ratatouille," $7.2 million.

8. "Live Free or Die Hard," $5.4 million.

9. "I Know Who Killed Me," $3.4 million.

10. "Who's Your Caddy," $2.9 million.

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