The Roast of David Hasselhoff

[n9newunsixx5150]

I think Greg Giraldo had the best set overall, but Gilbert Godfried had one particularly, devastatingly funny joke (the one about picking cotton.)

 

[fillyacup]

how it go?

 

[siccmadesyko]

trhe last black man to pick cotton was pulling the tampon out of Lisa Lampanelli

 

[Grapes Of Wrath]

GILBERT WON.

he destroyed Seth McFarlane.. for like 2 minutes on him biting the Simpsons..
and then destroyed hulk hogan and lisa.. and pam.

 

[prodigy91]

GILBERT WON.

he destroyed Seth McFarlane.. for like 2 minutes on him biting the Simpsons..

thats because he took 2 damn minutes to finish the joke lol....


i think the funniest one was, "You're such a drunk when alcohol does its taxes it lists you as a dependent." -Greg Giraldo

haha

 

[NAMO]

Yeah

Your television

doesn't pick up the frequency from 200000000000000 miles away

 

[0594_1Q]

gilbert killed that shit. haha @ the joke about making pams pussy tighter

 

[infinity]

i laughed pretty hard

but i was drunk

 

[P.E.]

the one for larry the cable guy where gary busey said u can here sweet georgia brown coming out of lisas pussu and calling her lisa "lump of jelly" wuz on sum fucking funny shit too!,lmao!

 

[2-0-Sixx]

"Your liver is so shriveled, black and dead, if you put your ear to your side, you can hear it say, ‘Whatchu talkin’ ’bout, Willis!’” - Greg Giraldo

 

[2-0-Sixx]

 

[RM211]

Dat cummings chicc is the one that everybody is talkin bout, she was hilarious! I kno its a roast but dam some of the shit she was sayin was jus wrong,lmao!! Dat other dude was funny as well, don't remember his name but I think he went last,b4 hasselhoff...speakin of the hoff he was the bunkest of em all, he tried to make it seem like it was a celebration of him,lol...its a fuccin roast u idiot!

 

[Unknownn]

Some of it wasnt THAT funny. It was aiight. Heil Hasselhoff was funny. Cummings was hilarious and Gilbert Godfrey will always be annoying as fuck.

 

[Mike Manson]

BTW Hulk, everything I just said about Pamela also applies to your daughter" haha

 

[Zer0.MediA]

thats because he took 2 damn minutes to finish the joke lol....

That's kind of the essence of comedy.

 

[fillyacup]

good delivery, make them want it then BAM punchline knocks them out cold

 

[Rasan]

Whitney Cummings is a savage!

 

[NAMO]

the pamela anderson roast was better, but somebody needed to kill that crackwhore coutney love

 

[WT SAVAGE]

is there an uncut version?

 

[2-0-Sixx]

Comedy Central to Roast Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen has been staying relatively quiet recently, but he'll be making perhaps his most high profile TV appearance since leaving Two and a Half Men in September, when he's the subject of a Comedy Central roast.

The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen will air on Monday, September 19th at 10pm. We're guessing it's not a coincidence that that's the very same night that Two and a Half Men makes its Sheen-free season premiere, with Sheen's replacement, Ashton Kutcher.

Sheen meanwhile had the following to say about the Roast. "You could say I've been providing kindling for this Roast for a while. It's time to light it up. It's going to be epic."

There's no word yet on who will be participating in the Roast.