The Roast of David Hasselhoff

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Mar 14, 2010
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Seen 1 roast seen them all... i watched maybe half of it then it got Boring. Couple good cracks... LISA LAMPANELLI said "HEY HULK YOU HEAR THAT//(With her hand like hulk does it) ITS THE SOUND OF 19 YEAR OLD BALLS SLAPPING YOUR WIFE'S CHIN!!! LMAO!!!
 
Feb 15, 2003
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I don't know her name, but the one female comedian that was on there (not lampanelli), was bustin on Pam Andersen with hella shit about her havin a loose pussy, and bein a slut, and then she told hulk, "oh all that I said about pamela, also applies to your daughter"..... that shit was funny as fuck
 
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^^^ That chick was cold.

Seeing Hulk being called a fag not once but twice was pretty damn funny too.
For real!!! lol. Back in the 80's i thought HH was the Greatest thing on the Planet. Now i see that all that time i was blind to the Fact that he looks and acts like a Fucking Fruitcake. He got it really good at the roast..
 
Sep 17, 2007
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i could write that whole roast, I think of jokes like that just sittin on the couch drinkin 40'z while yelling at the TV. i wish i had my own comedy show. it would be easy to write.