man, i knew i shouldnt have clowned.
i went outside 4am to check the mail, right.....
THIS NIGGAS GIRL WAS IN THE SKIES JUST STARING AT ME.
with this look on her face like "YOU KNOW what it is, bitch..."
so im trying to walk to the mailbox right and im trying not to look. i can just see her 10,000 mile long head stealing the airspace out the corner of my eye, mean muggin me. tell the truth im scared shitless.
bitch is eating planes as they pass by, all that.
i check my mail and i just see this giant blob of transparent shit flying down at me like a fucking comet...so i throw all the mail mid-air and and i start runnin to my house, ducking for cover cuz im thinking this bitch just threw some sort of street fighter hadooken at me and im not trying to die tonight...
man, this bitch spit out some fucking cum all over my block.
i cant even leave right now, theres giant fucking sperm wiggling around in my driveway.
im sorry, cisko.
get your girl.