The Open Forum Confessionals Vol.1

[BAYTION WIDE]

**The Bodega by my Boys Crib is actually a Weed Spot ran by a Old Woman. Sorry Ms. Thomas

haha j-boeg and his boys are gonna raid that shit tomarrow.

 

[fillyacup]

this confession reminds me of chunks "confessing".....

 

[BAYTION WIDE]

^^^ lol. i forgot about chunk. imma tell one of my fat niggas to hit the truffle shuffle when they giggin.

threads like this are the reason the open forum never fails when your bored as fuck.

 

[D-Rose]

**I keep Telling my Girlfriend's Parents That Im Going to Marry Her when I turn 30. Next Year I might Fake my Death.

I literally LOL'd at that one.

 

[Defy]

wtf is a bodega?

in the town, we call those things "stores"

















maybe corner store (pronounced "Co-nuh sto"), liquor store (pronounced "licka sto"), or market

 

[650Ubeezy]

You sir, are a weirdo...

 

[TROLL]

I will continue to purposefully let a little bit of piss dribble on the floor in front of the toilet until my co-worker learns to stop walking around here in his socks

 

[Chree]

lol savvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

 

[Nuttkase]

**The Bodega by my Boys Crib is actually a Weed Spot ran by a Old Woman. Sorry Ms. Thomas

What Bodega isn't a weed spot? lol

 

[Nuttkase]

in the town, we call those things "stores"

A hispanic/spanish/latin mini-mart, kind of like a 7-11, but usually smaller and more like a liquor store atmosphere. Commonly used term on the east coast, especially in the New York City region, where you will find many of these. The word came from the actual spanish word for "grocery store" - la bodega.

More time then not they are fronts to sell drugs out of...usually weed.

 

[Chree]

bo - de - gas

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

I look at my butthole in the mirror.

 

[decisive]

I look at my butthole in the mirror.

haha wtf.. now thats some gay ass shit..

 

[RAVAGE]

I look at my butthole in the mirror.

Allright you need to stop!

 

[autistic]

That was hella funny to me. One of my patnas used to go to church just to hit on females.

 

[REdRUM]

google images is your friend

Good to see I'm not the only one who enjoys those 40 oz of Tide...

 

[Gas One]

I look at my butthole in the mirror.

easily the most suspect thing ive ever seen typed in siccness.

what type of man spreads his ass cheeks and looks at his bootyhole in the mirror?

thats some sashay-shauntay shit.

next you gon tell us you ass fuck yourself with blunt objects..

 

[autistic]

I once took a piss on a girl's kitchen floor right in front of her and her female friend. And yeah i was drunk as fuck.

 

[THESEUS]

i masterbate at work so i can get paid to cum.

lmao....what the fuck

 

[Dana Dane]

HAHHAHAAHAHAHA...Some of the "Confessions" made me crack up.